Monday, November 23, 2020

Travis Kelce Massages His Legacy

This town's favorite party dude got handsy with the coach after he completed the latest entry into his highlight real.

Here's fanboy celebration of the hometown hero who is just as much a branding exercise as a local sports legend . . . Check-it: 

Travis Kelce continues his historic season with another big night

Losing by three points on the road in an important, divisional game with under two minutes remaining, the Kansas City Chiefs had 75 yards to go to take a lead. It took seven snaps total, but the two biggest plays of the drive were catches of 15 and 22 yards by Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

If Andy wasn’t so fat, Kelce would have given him a reach-around.

Anonymous said...

I wish Travis and Patrick would have an openly bi relationship. I think it would be well received in our new society.

Anonymous said...

Where I work, this would be considered sexual harassment. HR made all of us watch the online videos and take a quiz.

Anonymous said...

They don't make them any more consistently obnoxious than Mr. Kelce, but the shoulder massage thing was hilarious.

Good for all of them, including the very talented Mr.K. Except this year when they win the Big Game and it there's (doubtful) a parade, ditch that atrocious mack daddy LV fur coat. Tacky, as in gag...

Anonymous said...

I’ve got something Kelce can massage anytime he wants. Woof!