Friday, November 13, 2020

SHOCK!!! KANSAS CITY METRO HEALTH LEADERS URGE MASKS EVERYWHERE, CLAIM NO GATHERINGS ARE SAFE AND WARN OF MORE 'DRASTIC' MEASURES!!!

A Friday health warning confronts locals as local medical pros offer strict advice. 

To wit . . .

KANSAS CITY FRIDAY HEALTH WARNING PRESCRIBES STRICT CRACKDOWNS AMID THE LATEST COVID-19 SPIKE!!!

Check the highlights . . .

The leaders of each metro health department said that effective immediately, residents should work from home and conduct business virtually if possible, wear masks everywhere except their immediate households, and avoid gatherings of more than 10 people.

This pretty much cancels Thanksgiving . . .

“This will limit the risk of transmitting COVID-19 to others,” the joint statement said. “No gatherings are safe. This cannot be emphasized enough.”

And this isn't supposed to be a threat, hopefully . . .

“We urge everyone to take these steps now to give us a chance to avoid more drastic orders,” the joint statement said.

Check the links . . .

KMBC: Metro area public health departments issue joint statement urging restrictions to slow COVID-19

Northeast News: Public health depts. call on KC to fight spread of COVID-19

KSHB: "The recommendations do not amount to requirements, but the health leaders said that each government should take actions necessary to limit further spread of the virus."

Developing . . .

87 comments:

Anonymous said...

So they just killed business in kc this winter.

Anonymous said...

Nobody was doing much business anyway.

Anonymous said...

^^^

it's even harder to do "business" when you're dead.

Bandit said...

"The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

Bed wetters abound. πŸ™„

Anonymous said...

The bars should take a hint. They needed to get the crowds under control before this happened.

Bandit said...

Just one more reason on the endless list of reasons why I left Kansas Shitty and Jackass County. Have fun with it bed wetters! There will son be very little left. Look for more businesses to close up permanently or pull out. It will be very hard to entice new businesses in after the panicdemic is over. Business owners research the market before they open anywhere. There will be places far more attractive where they will go. They aren't in the game to lose money. the sooner you libtards get that through your thick skulls the better off you will be. Now run along, go piss your bed and hide from your own shadow. 😏🍿

Retro ROCKER said...

Its not being spread by open Mic.night. no more singing karaoke. The Huge super centers are spreading this thousands of people go through there a day. AND 5 out of one hundred have some kind of a virus. And you will have to have two mask on to be safe. People that work in food processing plant. And the hundreds that work in Food fulfillment center.Amazon. This will be around a long time .Don't blame this on REASTURANTS. BLAME IT ON CHINA. IT WAS NEVER THE RUSSIANS .REMEMBER THAT THE WORLD IS ONE GREAT HOAX.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Jesus, for targeting the idiotic MAGATs first and sparing those with critical thinking skills. Amen.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Unfair. This targets everyone.

Anonymous said...

no commerce this winter.

What a great plan I'm sure it will work.

Retro ROCKER said...

BANDIT,I feel your pain. When the world order come looking for you the Small towns is where they will start. The City people are already brainwashed .I'm hiding in plane site. Pay little Taxes and no Debt. And I write Dr. PEPPER off as a Medical Expense.

Bandit said...

Just finally had enough and got out Retro Glad I did it when I did. Right time. Smelled this coming. Wasn't real hard to see. Deniers are still screaming all is well and whining about facial security blankets. Love it here in the Land of Leave Me the Hell Alone! Lower taxes, damn near no crime. No protests and a highly defensible position in the event of troublemakers or zombies. Got more for my money too. EAT IT KC!

Anonymous said...

"safe" from what the common cold, which kills 1000s every year already.

If this was a fraction as deadly as they want you believe ask yourself why there any retail/grocery store workers still alive.

Anonymous said...

To limit further spread? What happened to “flatten the curve”?

Bandit said...

Just 4-6 weeks for that and then 4-6 months after they figure out that masks are of better use for ass wiping.

Anonymous said...

President Donald Trump said there were 15 cases in the USA and it would go away like magic, nobody will ever think of covid again.


WHAT A WRONG CALL - 450,000 Americans dead by July 4th 2021

Thats more than the USA lost in WWII

Anonymous said...

The Boy Blunder and his cray cray sidekick Rex Archer are just copying their hero, Gruesome Newsom of California, again. Neither one of them has the brain power to ever do anything else. Ever.

Anonymous said...

2:41 who will be in charge on January 20th 2021? China joe has already said he’s giving the vaccine to China and the whole world before one American will get it, that’s tantamount to pre-meditated murder right there. That’s your party for you, already forgetting the little people and he’s not even president yet.

Anonymous said...

Fastest vaccine in recorded history..... that would be President Trump that did that, and the dimwits have fought him the whole way and even gone as far as telling their dimwitted followers not to take the medicine or the vaccine, you people are beyond stupid.

Anonymous said...

Here we go again with the dumbshit, and they’re blaming people from out of the metro for the rise in hospitalizations? Doesn’t that mean people in killer kc are still doing the right things, we can’t just be happy we aren’t the problem, we have to add six counties and two cities half of which are on the Kansas side to drum up fear and resentment. The dimwit party needs the dark winter theory to control the masses and the masses aren’t buying into it. FUCK THEM ALL.

Bandit said...

The hospitals were NEVER overran out as apocalyptically predicted. This is the biggest bunch of overblown bullcrap I've seen in my life. Even tops GloBULL Warming. Quite an accomplishment.

Anonymous said...

Do something or shut up.

Reality Speaker said...

As a conservatieve, fed up with KC administration, and tired of chimpy and weird, I must say I AM SICK AND TIRED OF BANDIT'S USELESS BRAGGING ABOUT LEAVING KC. GOOD FOR YOU! Your endless comments rival CHUD hater's. Please go away and enjoy you non-KC life.

Bandit said...

It ain't braggin' if you can do it Reality Speaker. Solved my problems. KC on the other hand? That's on y'all now. Have fun with it! 😏🍿

Anonymous said...

Please shut down the bars and restaurants. We have to flatten the curve. Shut down all flights to and from Europe China. India until a vaccine has been shown to be safe and effective.

chuck said...

3:01 IS DEAD ON THE MONEY.

These so called "Experts" are so out of control and drunk on power. The infection rate is up, wait for it--- BECAUSE THE TEST RATES ARE WAY WAY UP AND WE ARE NO MORE AWARE OF WHO HAS THE VIRUS.

I realize that many here on this blog hate most of the Trump voters here in Missouri, those Trump voters from Belton south of here, are LIVING PRETTY MUCH NORMAL LIVES WITH NO MASKS AND NO FEAR. If you go south of KC it's people are not forcing you to wear masks, shut down your business and forfeit the holidays.

I live across the street from a nurse who works at Research in the fuckin Covid Ward. Is there an uptick in people coming in? YES. But, and, this is a quote, "They are not nearly as sick now and the death rate is aligned almost exclusively with folks who have comorbidity problems".

I trust her a hell of a lot more than I do any, ANY of these power hungry, local beadles who seek ever more followers into their smug, smarmy cult of death.

Wrecking the economy, so that everyone is totally dependent on the Government is goal here and it is literally SATANIC.

Fuck these Democrats. Jim fuckin Jones was more interested in the health and well being of his flock than these out of control whack jobs running this city.

The Virus, is gonna "VIRUS" and no amount of masks, local authoritarian diktats from local emetic producing effendis will change a thing.

The fuckin "curve" has been flat since April 15th and ANY pretense otherwise is no more than a pathetic attempt and controlling your life in order to control your vote and reperpetuate again and again their ascendance into political clover.

Shut the fuck up, hire more cops and fix the Goddamned streets.

Anonymous said...

What do I do for money?

Anonymous said...

3:01 Exactly. The virus isn’t out of control, killer kc only has about 1100 active cases, the fake dr sexy Rexy is confusing you simpletons with numbers of sick dating back to March, it’s pretty simple to figure out, take today’s covid numbers and in ten days subtract that from that days numbers and guess what dummy, you get the actual active case numbers, not some b.s. dimwit propaganda dark winter scaring people to death narrative.

Bandit said...

There's always panhandling 3:36. Pretty sure that's Q Ball's and the rest of these COVIDiots aim in the first place. Tol' y'all early on that they were not going to release that iron grip.

Anonymous said...

Try Independence Ave I don't see the hookers worried about anything some of them would make great housewives!!!

Anonymous said...

Try Independence Ave I don't see the hookers worried about anything some of them would make great housewives!!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe anticipating more Federal Tax Dollars in aid from an incoming Biden administration, the local frauds are trying to make things look worse so they get more loot. That is probably it.

chuck said...

All of these muthafukkin Democrat politicians are NOT going to follow the mandates that will kill your business and the place where YOU are employed.

Nancy and Lightfoot will still get their hair done. The Cuomos will attend parties and fuckin raves with hundreds of liberals with movie stars cause, you know, they are special. Just fuckin yesterday, the Gov of California got nailed for breaking the rules he hopes will destroy his states economy so he can wear the one ring that "RULES OVER THEM ALL".

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Gov. @GavinNewsom attended a birthday dinner for one of his political advisers last week with at least a dozen people from several different households, the type of gathering his administration has discouraged during the coronavirus pandemic. https://t.co/rB29C15qys

— Alexei Koseff (@akoseff) November 13, 2020

Newsom’s recent Covid order (just in time for Thanksgiving and Christmas) prohibits gatherings that include more than three households.

Gatherings must be held outdoors and should not last longer than two hours.

But Newsom’s order only applies to rubes.

Newsom issued a statement after he got caught, “we should have modeled better behavior.”

“While our family followed the restaurant’s health protocols and took safety precautions, we should have modeled better behavior and not joined the dinner,” Newsom told the San Francisco Chronicle.

UPDATE: @GavinNewsom has issued a new statement: “While our family followed the restaurant’s health protocols and took safety precautions, we should have modeled better behavior and not joined the dinner.” https://t.co/rB29C15qys

— Alexei Koseff (@akoseff) November 13, 2020

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You think for a fuckin minute the Mayor is NOT gonna party this year with his friends?

He is special, you are "little people" and besides, he won't miss a check when YOUR business, or the business you work for, gets shut down.

SHUT UP AND OBEY LIKE DR FAUCE TELLS YOU TO!!!!

Bandit said...

Sure am glad I'm away from y'all! I left Kansas Shitty to get away! So away I got Have fun with it y'all! Yuk yuk! Tell ya what it's tough finding fellow gay men to have anal sex with but we're safer here! Have fun with it bed wetters! There will son be very little left. Look for more businesses to close up permanently or pull out, though nobody pulls out of me! It will be very hard to entice new businesses in after the panicdemic is over. Business owners research the market before they open anywhere. There will be places far more attractive where they will go. They aren't in the game to lose money. the sooner you libtards get that through your thick skulls the better off you will be. Now run along, go piss your bed and hide your own shadow. 😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿😏🍿

Bandit said...

Over the target again! Millie got his imitator sock puppet out. Isn't that cute? Awww and his got his facial security blanket and and is carrying his teddy bear with his Hello Kitty footie PJs. Ya look right in pink kid.
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Anonymous said...

Nice try.

It's probably you, just looking for another excuse to post.

Or to have gay sex, apparently?

Anonymous said...

The extreme lockdowns have caused more suicides, widespread depression, financial resources destroyed forever, domestic violence, alcohol and drug abuse and deaths, more pedestrians hit by cars because of people speeding on emptier streets, children failing behind intellectually because of lockdowns and poor teaching environments, etc. The health officials and politicians need to learn how to manage the disease, not let it destroy more people than the disease.

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2020/11/13/covid-19-is-the-agenda-biden-is-merely-the-delivery-vehicle/ said...

Read this article. These politicians could give a shit if you live or die.

This article should scare the hell out of you - Covid is the weapon they are using to achieve total control. Seriously, read this, it is chilling and terrifying. The extrapolations are easy to understand and the results are the planned end to America as we knew it.

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2020/11/13/covid-19-is-the-agenda-biden-is-merely-the-delivery-vehicle/#more-203820

Every branch of government, every agency, every bureaucrat will be an enforcer of the new terror.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, let's see. Obsessed with Mayor Lucas, always talking about himself, dumb as fuck...check.

Gay as a maypole.

Bandit said...

*ignores lame sock puppet deflect; Millie needs to do better*

Hmm... I thought large gatherings were a no no. I wonder if she'll bring gourmet ice cream and get a wash and blow out beforehand?
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House Dem and GOP leaders are holding respective dinners for new members.

.@SpeakerPelosi told me it’s safe. “It’s very spaced,” she said and there is enhanced ventilation and the Capitol physician signed off. pic.twitter.com/ZXjf72lnrP

— Leigh Ann Caldwell (@LACaldwellDC) November 13, 2020

Anonymous said...

EVERYWHERE??? Outside in your front yard, or walking on the sidewalk even though you are social distancing???? Masks are fine but it makes no sense to wear then in your own car????? Such mixed messages, these metro Heath directors should stop listening to Archer!!!

Anonymous said...

That wasn't you Bandit?

Nobody can tell the difference.

Anonymous said...

Fear, citizens! Fear is your patriotic duty! Wear a mask that will show how afraid you are and display your conformity!

Bandit said...

Wear your facial security blanket or get a stern lecture from Q Ball! Be afraid! Be very, very afraid! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Anonymous said...

Dear City Hall Employees,

We have had a great year! While the city is looking more and more like a Hieronymus Bosch painting and it's citizens resemble that dude in the Edvard Munch painting "The Scream" *Giggles*, we here in government employ are shittin in tall cotton!!

As you know, I have encouraged our health experts *more giggling* to insist that we shut down what is left of our economy in order to "Flatten The Curve" *more giggling*. This places me in an awkward situation with respect to the upcoming holidays. I always plough through tax payer cash like Grant through Richmond for holiday parties for the "In Crowd" consisting of developers, lawyers and designated politicians in November and December.

Alas, this year, we need a lower profile while we continue to suppress the truth, the economy and the idiots who voted for me while we consolidate ever more power.

So, I have a solution!

LET'S GO TO LAWRENCE!!!! I know a bar there where they don't care about masks and unilateral Unconstitutional unenforceable Papal like Bulls(hit) that ruin our fun.

Kansas has still not caught on to the need for strict, draconian rules for the little people to follow. So, LET'S PARTY!!!!

I am checking the bank account and when I figure out how big of a party I *giggles* er..., our tax payers can afford *gales of laughter* I will let you know. Get ready for a hell of a great holiday season!!!

Yours in Stalin,

Mayor Lucas

Anonymous said...

Is this the same mayor who three days ago told police and fire they don’t need to quarantine anymore?

Thought so.

Bandit said...

4:22 wins the thread!
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chuck said...

Thanks Bandit, I am pretty fuckin funny.

:)

Cause the truth hurts, not quite so much, if you can laugh.

Anonymous said...

careful chuck, you'll be deemed a threat and handed you over to the micromanagers.

Anonymous said...

the troupes of pakastani and muslim indian nationals will infest your phone.

Anonymous said...

they love american prOn too.

Anonymous said...

Stupidity, citizens! Stupidity is your patriotic duty! Don't wear a mask that will protect yourself and others possibly more vulnerable than you! It's OK to make innocent people sick! Who cares, right?

Oops, Grandma died because I unknowingly gave her a virus that was fatal to her? That nice neighbor, too? So-and-so's college-age son?

TOO BAD! I'M EXERCISING MY RIGHTS!

Translation: there's common sense for the greater good, and there's stupidity - a willful ignorance of basic science...chuck

Anonymous said...

they are like ron jeremy with bad english and smaller dicks

Anonymous said...

5:05 what else have you done for the greater good you moralistic fuck.

Anonymous said...

5:05 don't go see grammy. Have grammy wear a mask.

Don't shut down the country for grammy, she doesn't want you too either.

It's not about grammy, the politicians could care less about grammy, they want control - read the article at 3:58.

Anonymous said...

promote a downtown baseball stadium during the before during and after the pandemic?

Anonymous said...

well if you ask shirley's kitchen cabinet they will just praise themselves for this wonderous moment.

Anonymous said...

During a debate with Donald Trump last month, Joe Biden said “the expectation is we’ll have another 200,000 Americans dead [from COVID-19] between now and the end of the year.” That implied a total U.S. death toll of about 423,000 by January 1. The current total is around 242,000. Biden’s projection therefore suggests that COVID-19 will kill more than 3,600 Americans a day between now and the end of the year, compared to the current seven-day average of fewer than 1,100.

That is not likely to happen. The “ensemble forecast” from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, based on projections from “45 modeling groups,” puts the death toll at 250,000 to 266,000 by November 28 (With co-morbidity) Assuming that estimate is in the right ballpark, Biden is projecting at least another 157,000 deaths from November 29 through December 31, or nearly 4,800 a day. That’s more than four times the current seven-day average and more than twice the April 21 peak.

Democrats are liars.

By the way, the average age of the dead? 78

The average life span of an American? 78

Anonymous said...

Like Chuck, I know THREE nurses at area hospitals. They tell me the SAME thing. Hardly at capacity, plenty of ICU beds, and Covid deaths are those who were on their last leg already. One tells me they joke about getting Covid unit duty as it's the most BORING unit.
Yet the lies continue...

Anonymous said...

Hey Archer. IS IT OK TO PROTEST AND CELEBRATE. IS IT ARCHER?. YOU DEMOCRAT.

Bandit said...

This whole thing is a bunch of overblown bed wetting bullcrap! Wear your mask if you insist and get off my ass or you might end up with your precius facial security blanket up your ass turned sideways.

Anonymous said...

I understand you're gay

Anonymous said...

Ok I read the article at 3:58 and it's a bunch of conservative talking points long since discredited by science.

Next?

Bandit said...

The same science that claims GloBULL Warming to be a thing?

Next?

Bandit said...

Figures lie and liars figure. We've been getting a lot of that since all this apocalyptical crap started in March.

Anonymous said...

This Bandit guy sounds like a real jerk.

Anonymous said...

7:05 he always talks to idiots like that Lmao!

Anonymous said...

7:05 You just hate him because he call out BS

Anonymous said...

5:20 a dimwit will never allow a crisis to go to waste. Barrack obummer.

Anonymous said...

Great. Another push to limit all people. So far left.

Anonymous said...

My gut read is that the Demonrats in the House will not have things as easy as they think. They are getting blowback from less bat shit crazy within their own ranks, AOC, the Squad, blm and Antifa are trying to eat them alive and people are tired of the crap. Disney is even going after the Land of Fruits and Nuts for keeping them closed. They are not winning friends and influencing people.

Anonymous said...


I told you so! I told you after lightfoot in Chicago did a shut down and Cali cancelled Thanksgiving Lucas would follow the leader. Told you so. Told you so.
Follow the leader Lucas is his new name.

Bandit said...

The first rule when one finds themselves in a hole is to STOP DIGGING! Demoncrats just can't seem to wrap their heads around that axiom. Oh well! πŸ™„πŸΏ

Anonymous said...

Yeah 240,000 dead people is no great loss, right Dumbit

Bandit said...

Stop with the bullshit statistics already. There are many other factors in your numbers but they don't fit your political narrative. I know math and statistics are not your strong suit so we aren't even going to have this conversation.

Anonymous said...

Funny. In hs, we found a stack of stop bed wetting pamphlets and ran through a wm parking lot putting them on all the cars. Clearly the problem has grown since then

Anonymous said...

7:51 the dimwits used all those black people and organizations for their votes and as usual they are going to abandon them, serves them right for all the blowback they get after all, they did feed into all the hype and for some dumbass reason they thought it would all disappear after the election, looks like it’s not going away and they deserve all the grief they get.

Anonymous said...

Yep. The proof is there. When a local journo i know pretty well got it, and recovered. A year after a heart attack and stint, morbidly obese, older, and breathing problems already. I'm not worried a stitch, nor should you be. Unless you're drinking the plantation kool-aid waiting to hitch that ride on a comet.

Anonymous said...

You mean science like there being such a thing as men and women?

Play again y/n

Bandit said...

9:10 for the win! Yes Virginia, there are not 2.5 million sexes.
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Anonymous said...

And yet almost 250,000 are dead. Weird.

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Bandit said...

Still a bullshit number without digging into the statistics. Do better Millie.

Next?

Anonymous said...

Byron seems to be gone. Good. He doesn't live here. Take a hint Bandit.

Bandit said...

Go sit on a short stick.

Anonymous said...


Apparently, you can still vote when you are dead.

Do the Democrats put a "I Voted Today" sticker on the cadavers ?

Bandit said...

They don't give stickers out anymore now. Those could pass cooties. Now you get a cheapass ballpoint pen. πŸ™„