Monday, November 23, 2020

Kansas City Scribe: College Currently Sucks

Local University student punditry shares no-holds-barred testimony on pricey student life and the story of so many local scholars coping with the worsening pandemic and limits on university life under a renewed Winter lockdown. 

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Why I Think College Sucks Right Now

"How's college going for you?" I wish that people would just quit asking me this question. What I want to tell them is, "Honestly, it's terrible. College sucks," but I know that's not what they want to hear. So instead, I just put a smile on my face and keep going about my day.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Her friends are probably just as boring as she is and she should consider it a blessing not to have them around.

Anonymous said...

"I know I must sound very selfish right now. You probably are thinking, 'This girl is such a brat. At least she gets to go to college.'"

Totally agree. Brylee seems to think she's the only one suffering. I'll admit I skipped the summer session and seriously considered skipping fall was well because just about everything was online, but I decided to bite the bullet, and you know what? Online classes have their advantages. The asynchronous ones you can do whenever you have time as long as you meet the deadlines, you don't have to drive to school or walk to a class, and you don't have to pay for parking.

Brylee also seems to forget the toll this is taking on professors. Their work has probably tripled as discussions that would have taken place in class are now on Canvas, and they have to read through Every. Single. Stinking (and some of them really do stink). Post. And they have to do this in their homes while dealing with wives, children, etc. who are also dealing with the effects of the pandemic on their lives.

So Brylee, suck it up. The pandemic won't last forever, and you may well look back in a couple of years and realize there were things about dealing with it you miss. And maybe living through (assuming you do) a once-in-a-century event will give you some of the maturity you lack.

Anonymous said...

She really wants to go out and get a good hard fucking. The pandemic is not the problem. The problem is about 95% of male students at UMKC are homosexuals.

Anonymous said...

^^^And yet, even with the odds in your favor, not one of them will give you a second look. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry...sleepy Joe and commie Harris will take care of your student loans by making the rest of us pay! Oh, and to you who have actually been paying yours off your loans...SUCKERS! HAHAHA HAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Weird guy at 7:09 is jealous!

Anonymous said...

Weird guy is a cocksucker. Normal.

Anonymous said...

^^^^Maybe, but unless he goes for losers in rusted out trailers who haven't taken a shower or been to a barber since the lockdown began, you probably don't have to worry about him hitting on you.

Anonymous said...

^^Ha ha ha! 7:58AM just got knocked the fuck out!!!! Weird.

Anonymous said...

Good God, what a completely self-obsessed crybaby.

Anonymous said...

Go work in massage parlor.

Charlie Horse said...

Is Brylee lustfully longing for the college experience displayed in the Dare Dorm p0rn videos?? Well, so is every TKC reader.

Anonymous said...

Weird will suck and dick, anytime, anyplace. Mobile home or mansion makes no difference to him.

Anonymous said...

We are way off topic. The topic originally was a whiny college girl that can’t get her little pussy fucked because all the male students at UMKC are homosexuals.

Anonymous said...

^^says the pedophile INCEL.

Anonymous said...

9:11: Weird here. Sorry, no trailers. And you couldn't afford me!

Anonymous said...

@9:14, while using more pedestrian language, is not incorrect. In college, most of the girls I knew were sluts. I seldom got one, but knew many. It was literally go out to clubs and bars with the intention of hooking up. Whether or not I agreed, or was jealous of it, that's simply the facts of the way it went. Frat guys, well dressed, well monied, or well hung were out on the prowl for those chicks. This is the way things have been for decades, since the "sexual revolution". With the very politicians these progressive college kids voted for shutting down the social activities they look forward to the most: yeah, college sucks. Social life and social development is "important" in college. Simultaneously social stupidity saved me from being an alcoholic and contributed to nearly becoming so. However, people I met and hung out with then, most are still good friends today years later (those who generally stayed around the area). So yes, 9:14 pretty much has it summed up: chicks in college look for sex, dudes in college look for sex. It's life (or the prelude to anyway).

Anonymous said...

^^and nobody ever told you you're boring as fuck?

Anonymous said...

Dear pre-nursing major Brylee,

You are young, ignorant, and writing for a group called "HerCampus" which is discriminatory by definition.

Would you submit an article to "WhiteCampus" or "HeterosexualCampus"?

As you're a freshman, I'm going to give you the following advice:

Drop out of your current enrollment, and pursue a program to become certified as a Paramedic/EMT.

How to Become a Paramedic/EMT.
1. Complete EMT Basic Training. Both EMTs and paramedics must obtain CPR certification.
2. Pass a National or State Exam to Become Certified.
3. Complete Advanced EMT Training (Optional)
4. Complete a Two-Year Degree Program (Optional)

Get hired by the KC Fire Department while you're still in your 20's.
You can make $100,000 + generous benefits after a couple of years.
Retire when you're in your early 50's with great pay and benefits.

Anonymous said...

^^TL/DR. Nobody has any kind of time for this.

Anonymous said...

12:28 comment

Nobody, except you jackass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!