Friday, November 13, 2020

Kansas City Friday News Lounge

We start this chilly morning with a leisurely glimpse at the discourse and a recognition that Maddy's panty promo is an essential component of the American dialectic.

COVID-19 Sparks Kansas City Tech Revival

Some in Kansas City could get free internet service with CARES Act funding

The CARES Act is now helping those deeply affected by COVID-19 financially get free internet service. With many area students possibly heading back to remote learning, it could be more important than ever."It's an emergency support program prompted by the COVID-19 pandemic," said Aaron Deacon, of KC Digital Drive.It's called the Internet Access Support Program.


Morning Gunfire Postscript

KCMO shooting victim now in stable condition

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Kansas City, Missouri, police are investigating a shooting in the 3700 block of Fuller Avenue. Police said the victim had life-threatening injuries. After being taken to the hospital for surgery, they are now in stable condition. There is no suspect information at this time.


Cowtown Vaxx Hope

KC doctors talk about possibility of COVID-19 vaccine being approved

Hide Transcript Show Transcript THAT VACCINE IS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE DOCTORS. SAY THE PFIZER VACCINE SHOWN SO FAR TO BE 90% EFFECTIVE IS EXPECTED TO REQUEST EMERGENCY USE AUTHORIZATION WITHIN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS. IT COULD HAVE APPROVAL IN DECEMBER BUT AVAILABILITY WILL BE EXTREMELY LIMITED AT FIRST EXPERTS SAY IT WILL LIKELY TAKE TWO DOSES TO BE FULLY EFFECTIVE.


Hottie Career Triumph

The stunning transformation of Madison Pettis

Christian Vierig/Getty Images The only thing that hasn't changed about Madison Pettis is her hustle. The Texas native's decade-long career has landed her several different roles in movies and shows, including Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and Freeform's The Fosters.


CHINA DECLARES WINNER!!!

China offers belated congratulations to US President-elect Joe Biden

China has offered its congratulations to United States President-elect Joe Biden and his running mate Kamala Harris on their election success, almost a week after they delivered victory addresses.


Former Prez Obama Demands Prez Trump Call It Quits

Obama: Trump's refusal to accept defeat is a 'dangerous path' for democracy

Trump and his allies have continued to challenge the results in court, insisting widespread fraud and other irregularities were responsible for his electoral defeat. But election officials from both parties have all publicly attested there was no mass malfeasance.


COVID Crackdown USA

Justice Alito calls Covid restrictions 'previously unimaginable', cites danger to religious freedom

WASHINGTON - Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito on Thursday sounded an alarm about restrictions imposed because of the coronavirus pandemic, saying they shouldn't become a "recurring feature after the pandemic has passed." "The pandemic has resulted in previously unimaginable restrictions on individual liberty," Alito said in an address to the conservative Federalist Society, which is holding its annual convention virtually because of the pandemic.


Everybody Against AOC After Election Returns

What Planet Is AOC On?

Self-referential commentary is hardly unusual for a politician of any stripe or any generation. More striking about AOC's interview was that she sounded less like a political visionary and more like a campaign operative, boasting for reporters at some hotel bar as last call nears. This from the primary sponsor of the Green New Deal?


Cold Brit History Revealed

Prince Charles told Diana he didn't love her on the eve of their wedding: report

Prince Charles reportedly had some harsh words for Princess Diana the night before they wed. In the new ITV documentary, " The Diana Interview: Revenge of a Princess," Penny Thornton, an astrologer that Diana consulted, opened up about the relationship between the royal pair.


Super Bowl QB Toilet Reading Material Debuts

New book about Patrick Mahomes available at Hy-Vee

Hide Transcript Show Transcript TWO-YEARS-OLD. A NEW BOOK ABOUT PATRICK MAHOMES IS NOW AVAILABLE AT HYVEE. PATRICK MAHOMES, THE RISE OF A CHAMPION SHOWS THE QUARTERBACK' CAREER IN OVER 200 PICTURES FROM HIS ROOKIE SEASON TO WINNING THE SUPER BOWL. A PORTION OF THE PROCEEDS A new book about Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes is available at Hy-Vee.


Locals Get Lit

Powell Garden's Festival of Lights opens Friday

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- Powell Gardens' Festival of Lights opens Friday. This is the fourth year for the festival. People can walk a mile-long path to enjoy different kinds of light displays. The festival will be open until Jan. 3. The lights will be turned on from 4 p.m.


Wake Up & Chill

Prepare for a cold morning and chilly afternoon

Prepare for a very cold morning and hard freeze likely Temperatures remain in the 40s today, but will warm up to the 60s Saturday Rain is trending farther away from our area and will likely keep most of us dry tonight and early Saturday.

Billie Eilish - Therefore I Am is the song of the day and this is the OPEN THREAD for right now.

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, kudos to whichever one of you bastards wrote "Joe Bidet"

That shiz makes me laugh.

Anonymous said...

"Prince Charles told Diana he didn't love her on the eve of their wedding"

Stop the presses! And after she had kissed all those frogs!

chuck said...

The RED Chinese, after infecting the world with Covid, buying many American politicians off (That's YOU Joe Biden) which in turn took MILLIONS of American jobs and now as opposed to "Russian Collusion", actually interfering in our election, can eat shit from a "wet market" and fuckin die.

Anonymous said...

^^^ The "Royal Brood Mare" didn't kiss any frogs, rag-heads were her specialty!

Unknown said...

Obama should follow George Washington's example and keep his commie mouth shut. What a dumbass.

Bandit said...

The Demonrats are getting what they deserve with AOC. I am thoroughly enjoying watching her and the kook groups eat the party. People tried to tell them. Oh well! Good eats guys! Chow down!
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Anonymous said...

^^and yet he's a two-term president, Nobel Peace prize winner, universally beloved by hundreds of millions of people all over the world. You? You're here. Sorry fucktard, he can say what ever he wants. You need to shut your filthy MAGAT mouth. Nobody wants to hear anything you have to say.

Anonymous said...

But he went ahead and fucked her, didnt he?

Bandit said...

ObaMAO is an empty suit surrounded by smoke and mirrors.

Anonymous said...

7:37 calm down Korn pop, put away your rusty blade before you hurt yourself with it. Your kind aren’t very smart and you certainly qualify as a threat to yourself and i pray to god nobody is near you that could get hurt in your extreme left wing nut job temper tantrums.

Anonymous said...

Obummer is praying to his Muslim gawd that joe bidet really does win the presidency so China joe can then bump him out of the number one spot of worst president ever. It’s true, that’s the only reason to put a senile depraved ass old man in office is so he can say look at dementia joe, he’s the worst president evar! Now get this monkey mechelle off my back! Hahahahaha!

chuck said...

7:37 Obama got a Nobel for fogging a mirror and having black skin. The very definition of an Affirmative Action Nobel prize.

He's a joke and by the way, he does NOT write his own books either.

His wife is even worse. Read (If you can, Christopher Hitchens said it was written in no known language.) this pathetic thesis, which of course granted the one and only, the great, the genius Mike Obama's elevation into that holy territory provided populated by the "Intelligentsia".

https://obamaprincetonthesis.wordpress.com/2008/02/22/pdf-of-michelle-obama-princeton-thesis/

What a fuckin joke.

Anonymous said...

^^And yet he made it as a black man while you failed as a white dude chuck. Face it, he's better than you in everyway.

Bandit said...

Bookmarked that for when I can't sleep chuck. Looks like it will have the same effect as National Propaganda Radio. I'll be asleep in less than 5 minutes.
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Anonymous said...

Yet despite the Republican Congress' best efforts Obama pulled the US Economy out of the Bush Recession and into a growth spurt that averaged 31+% increase per year in the Stock Market (compare to Trump's 16% growth in the two years before the Market slumped in his third year in Office)!

You Trumppuppets are simply jealous because your God/Emperor has turned out to be such a dud, making you look like the fools you are!

Trump - impeached and gone, America's moving on!

chuck said...

8:06 And yet Obama is a phony, poseur empty suit that only impresses sub standard intellects lie you, who subsist on salubrious confirmation bias that soothes their unspoken, yet innate knowledge of their own cerebral shortcomings - which are, asshole, genetic and will never improve.

Have a great day.

Anonymous said...

@7:39 it was nasty work,but someone had to do it!

Seriously, it was his job, Dude - she had been selected to be the mother of the next Royal Heir.

She could have had a great life if she had kept to the historical role of a Royal Consort and just kept her mouth shut, but she was too stupid for that, and began to believe the Press hysteria, thinking she was a "celebrity"!
Look what that bought her, divorced, dumped, and having to peddle her ass out to Rich Arabs in Paris!

Anonymous said...

Bandit/Chuck/Retro, I triggered your dictionary-loving ass, it will be a great day!
Rave on, Hermit, we need the laughs!

Anonymous said...

and yet chuck, he made it. You didn't. He is loved, you are despised. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Yeah - It's Friday the 13th! All of the dead have risen again if these previous posts are any examples.

Bandit said...

*splits 8:34's head open with a tire iron and starts eating his brains*

MMM! Brains!

Anonymous said...

^^^^Better hurry to the feast, Baby Burt; yours was fried long ago.

Anonymous said...

^^ha! Bless baby burt's small head, he just gets the shit kicked out of him every time he posts. He's the blog punching bag. he makes it so easy too!

Anonymous said...

Chuck and Bandit are just two old guys with white guy grievances. They're pissed that someone brown could be better than them, it's just not possible to them. Trump was their hero. Here was a guy who told it like it is to them and reaffirmed their thoughts: the majority of brown people are lazy and as Jared said "He (Trump) can't want them to be successful more than they want to be successful". A rallying mantra of casual racism and really rich coming from a guy who grew up uber wealthy and had his old man pay for him to get into Harvard. But he's not an elitist, right?

The sooner Chuck and Bandit take a dirt nap, the better. They bring nothing positive to this world. Just a lot of angst, anger and grievance.

Bandit said...

OK Millie

Bandit said...

That woman's stupidity never ceases to amaze!

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2020/11/13/watch-math-wizard-aoc-thinks-democrats-have-lost-their-majority-in-house-of-representatives-n279201

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Anonymous said...

9:03 guys like chuck and I and many before us made it possible for losers like you to be here.

You know I may not have what Obama has and frankly wouldn't want it but it does not make me a loser or a lesser success.

You on the other hand put down anyone you disagree with by calling them losers when honestly I see you as the loser unless you're retired. Nobody can spend the time on these posts day in and day out and have a normal job.

How much of my tax dollars do you get per month to spend all day on here?

Anonymous said...

^^Huh? WTF is the mess? Listen CHUD you never did a god dammed thing in your whole pathetic life? How exactly did you and the pussy-cuck chuck make it possible for others to be here? What have you ever done but react to smarter, funnier, more creative posters to this blog? You are the dog shit of this blog. Now get on your knees and do the one thing you cuck are good at, blow me while I shit!

Bandit said...
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Bandit said...

Whatever Millie

Anonymous said...

I guess we're just supposed to fall in line and go along with the white guy grievances and say "brown people are lazy and bad".

don't worry 9:49, I'm employed and contributing to social security for you.

Anonymous said...

The funniest thing on here is a CHUD like Bandit continues to post links as if anyone clicks on any of that garbage.

Bandit said...

OK Millie

Anonymous said...

9:30: And yet many of us have made it possible for you to exist and pay more taxes than you. Weird. 'Taint all one-way, loser boy.

Bandit said...

And some of us have said the hell with it, you can have the mess that you made.

#NOTONEMOREFRIGGINDIMEKC

Anonymous said...

^^and yet it's not you, because you're still here. Seems like you really miss KC and are desperate to be a part of it. We all know it, however you are most certainly not welcome back here. You couldn't afford to pay your rent when you were here the first time. Weird.

Bandit said...
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Bandit said...

No. Just watching from a safe distance at an undisclosed location well outside Jackass County but thanx for playing! Keep throwing those darts at the map and guessing.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet you're still here. Begging to be included in the discussion like the lonely old man you really are. Weird.

Bandit said...

Only in your head. I avoid Kansas Shitty like the plague. Only passing through. Never stopping there. Good luck fixing that clusterfuck!

P.S. Make sure to pay your taxes by December 31 before they become delinquent! Frankie and Q Ball need a trip to the Caymans.

Anonymous said...

Election update - Trumptards are 1-14 in their court cases. The 1 win being the votes in PA that weren't counted in the first place which were not allowed to be counted. Stupidity level infinity.

One of you fucktards (looking at you Bandit, Chuck, or some other dipshit) come take your crazy uncle home and tell him to fucking concede. He's embarrassing himself.

Bandit said...

Whatevah Millie

Anonymous said...

^^^Bandit stays losing.

Anonymous said...

Hater Weird Guy got knocked the fuck out again.

Bandit said...

He'll be back. Wait for it...

Anonymous said...

1-14. That's your guy? What a fucking joke, just like you losers that voted for him. Sounds like some serious voter fraud going on.

I mean, it was inevitable Trump would fuck this up and lose right? Right? Look at his businesses.

Be interesting to see what the SDNY does with him when they get to his returns and figure out all property he's overvalued for loans and undervalued for taxes. It's called fraud boys.

Dipshit is already asking people around him if he can pre-emptively issue pardons to himself or others.

And you fucking marks bought this shit hook line and sinker. Hahahaha