Monday, November 16, 2020

Kansas City Country Club Plaza Tests Lights

The 2020 Plaza Lighting Ceremony will be "virtual"  because of the pandemic but the suburban crowds were always the worst part of the tradition for broke lookie-loos simply wanting a bit of holiday cheer on the cheap.

And so we notice that beleaguered owners of this embattled entertainment district are testing out the lights right now and hoping to lure just a few shoppers back after riots, protest and COVID-19 precautions closed more than two dozen shops in this iconic local. 

Right now KCTV5 has a live stream of the early light test as locals still hope to get back to normal . . . Someday. 

Developing . . .

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

A wonderful glow to shop on Amazon.

Anonymous said...

^^^

Dick.

Anonymous said...

The Plaza is dying. It will soon be dead.

Anonymous said...

Yeah...thanks to Q ball. That stupid dick sucker.

Anonymous said...

7:04 It is wrong for you to call Q a stupid dick sucker. He is actually somewhat intelligent.

Anonymous said...

I have lived at the Plaza for 35 years. Other than the Art Fair the Lighting was the easiest occasion all year to pick up a hot slut and fuck her hard. For those who think the Plaza is dead, it’s actually easier than ever to pick up a hot slut. They are still coming to the Plaza, it’s the Joco fem boys who are too chickenshit who are no longer coming here.

Anonymous said...

7:19 has never had a hot slut in his life. He has had a couple of sweaty pigs, though.

Anonymous said...

7:30 And you have sucked a lot of cocks. A tremendous amount of cocks.

Anonymous said...

Put a fork in the Plaza; it's dead.

Go there shopping and a flash mob of Joe Biden supporters will sucker bunch you.

No thanks.

Anonymous said...

I might drive through the Plaza but that's the extent of it. I'm not getting out of my vehicle to walk anywhere in what use to be a nice shopping dist. Sly started the downfall of it and Lucas has finished it off as neither one is willing to deal with the black thugs who have ruined one of the nicest, oldest shopping areas in Kansas City which had a lot of history tied to it.

Anonymous said...

Funny how the media is now covering the corona virus vaccine now that the election. Now the vaccine is great and full of hope.

Before the election the vaccine was going to be dangerous to one's health because it was part of Trump's Covid-19 efforts.

Josef Goebbels would be proud of today's American Marxist media.

Alpinista said...

^^The Dictator said everyone would stop talking about the pandemic after the election.

So, be a good Storm Trooper & STFU.

Anonymous said...

and yet the plaza will outlive you all. Thank God! Bye bye geezers.

Anonymous said...

7:19 is right - the ladies hang around the fountains. or they used to. I haven't been down there to see a plaza lighting in person since 1983.

Anonymous said...

8:25 Oh I'm not saying the Plaza will die, it'll start looking like stores along Troost and Prospect. The real money will leave and it'll turn into another section of the ghetto.

Anonymous said...

I bet some people will still show up. Sophisticated people like Geezer Hater, who is such the man about Cowtown, really get off on Gary Lezak’s countdown to the switch flip and some local, off-key band bellowing out “Run, Run Rudolph.”

Anonymous said...

I'm headed down there to get some slut action.
My herp lesions are almost healed up but this syph sore is still there.
But it will be dark and the sluts won't see it.

Anonymous said...

The best thing about the Plaza is the complete lack of geriatric fucktards milling about stinking up the joint. It's so great to go down there and be free of the broke geezers who always fuck shit up. That's way the Plaza will never die, geriatrics aren't welcome or wanted there!

Anonymous said...

9:13 - China Joe Biden bootlicker will be at the Plaza riding his Bird scooter and wearing cowboy chaps with his ass hanging out hoping to attract the attention of Gary Lezak.

Anonymous said...

^ 9:13 is Mayor Q's butt-boy.

Anonymous said...

9:13, the lack of geriatric fucktards is why the Plaza now has Forever 21 and Old Navy instead of Saks Fifth Avenue and Halls, so I don’t think your “broke” theory holds water, dingleberry. Now if they just put in energy drink machines on every corner and a giant play station arcade you and your fellow sloths will be in heaven.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet it's still geriatric-free! They don't allow you broke bastards to loiter all day and nurse coffee like McDonald's does so....

Charlie Horse said...

It's Trans awareness week. Please be aware that if you have a dick, you're not a woman.

Anonymous said...


Why are they testing lights on the Plaza? Kansas City is overrun by communist democrats they don't believe in God. This is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

^^^and yet you only believe in Trumpy and not the word of God, so you're no better. Even funnier!