Sunday, November 22, 2020

Kansas Catholics Workaround Lockdown

This local note from a nearby Sunflower State Church name checks Guv Kelly and offers a way for locals to redirect donations amid the social media era. 

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#iGiveCatholic makes it easy for Catholics to give

by Joe Bollig joe.bollig@theleaven.org KANSAS CITY, Kan. - When Gov. Laura Kelly issued a stay-at-home order for the entire state beginning March 30 because of the COVID-19 virus, all Catholic parishes were left scrambling to find ways to minister to their flocks.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- REMOTE CONFESSIONS

When a parishioner confesses a particularly bad sin, Father Mike reaches for the red button to deliver an electrical charge to their seat cushion!!!

MDSF said...

...As an ex-catho. devout evangelical Atheist, I think we should ask why 'the god' gave us this 'blessing'? and uses church's as huge 'Covid Parties"?......

Charlie Horse said...

Or,the good Padre pushes a button and captures the sinners IP address and forwards to the FBI.

Anonymous said...

11:03

Why do you give a shit about philosophical questions?
You don't believe in anything. None of it has any meaning to you.

Anonymous said...

Why give to an organization that rapes small kids? How many small anuses will have a priest's penis shoved into it today?

MDSF said...

...Hey 11:49...the current situation has meaning to me....it's religion that seems bent on spreading The Lord's Blessings...in the name of 'jesus christ'...just ask Paula White...she says it all.....

Anonymous said...

The Catholic church changes with the times like a hippy. Recently they announced that LIMBO, the 800 year old place for babies, DOES NOT EXIST.

Then 2 months ago welcomed gays and lesbians (and their sin) into the church.

The Pope gave a "like" to a porn model's instagram account this week.

The Catholic church is a fraud - they want money and your blind faith - like any good con man.

MDSF said...

.....I thought Chubby Checker gave us the 'Limbo'..."how low, can you go?"....
...well 'Rumpmonkey's showing us how 'low'he and the 'publican monkeys can go....
...AND GO HE WILL, OUT THE DOOR AND
BACK TO THAT MARA-LOOGIE SWAMP!