JOCO MEGA CHURCH SHUTS DOWN 2020 OVER COVID-19 FEAR!!!

COVID-19 precaution looms large among Golden Ghetto worshipers and now this bold faith community pronouncement puts the worsening pandemic in perspective. 

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Church of the Resurrection suspends in-person worship services until February due to COVID-19

LEAWOOD, Kan. - The Church of the Resurrection has suspended in-person worship services until at least the end of January due to the increase in COVID-19 cases in the metro. In a letter to parishioners, Pastor Adam Hamilton said that the decision was made to suspend in-person services at all locations in the metro after [...]

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  1. Day of the mega church may be gone for ever. Never made sense from the beginning.

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  2. This would be a great time for them to replace the stained glass windows with bullet proof stained glass for the next time they host graduation for Hickmann Mills.

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  3. "Waitin' for the resurrection of the Resurrection"
    sounds like a County Song title!
    And the way County Music is written these days, like half of the lyrics too!

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  4. That preacher is the biggest cuck in the metro.

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  5. No. No. No!!!! Keep that cafeteria Christian church open so more MAGATS can become infected. Jesus is just beginning to wipe out the cockroaches. Praise His name. Glory!

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  6. Every one of you above is a moron. Adam is a courageous leader who actually makes decisions based on true science and medical facts. The vast majority of us COR members APPLAUD him

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    1. Go write away another 10% of your earnings for the invisible idol in the sky and Adam will gladly go build another camp in Nicaragua.

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  7. No in person services, but please continue to send money because that’s really what COR is all about. Collect money and pander to homosexuals.

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  8. Pat, suck a fat dick. Adam says God is ok with it. He changed his mind, I guess.

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  9. ~~~~~~~goddamn 'RumpMonkeys and Qrap-A-nonsencers.....let'em Covid themselves to death!

    ...spoons out-pants down- the buffet is open!

    MASK UP
    SHUT UP
    Y'FUKUP!

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  10. Adam's useless 100 million dollar building. He sold out Christ for nothing. A true cuck.

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  11. We could use some help raking leaves away from the gawd rock, at The Church of the Backyard Rock. His poor 5 billion years old head is covered with Elm leaves. Hopefully the wind will blow them off, so I can pray with my eyes on him. He says he will answer my prayers less than as often as heads comes up flipping a coin, but he still needs money, lots of money (for my Escalade). Send generous contributions please.

    Bishop Stone

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  12. Fake church. Fake shutdown. Fits.

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