Dive Into City College Lesbian Sobriquet

Sadly, in this column there's no description of pillow fights and kissing practice with consenting college ladies who boldly experiment with modern day conceptions of womanhood whilst wearing the latest lingerie fashions. 

Instead, it's mostly just chatter about identity politics and proud proclamations of sexuality just in time for an uncomfortable Thanksgiving with the fam. 

Take a peek:

Let's Talk About Labels

For the past few months I labelled myself as a lesbian. I was comfortable and confident with this label and thought it was the one that best suited me. I like girls and hadn't found myself crushing on a boy in years.

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  1. Let's talk about ME some more and about labels of ME and in general more stuff about ME!!

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    1. Um why did you even click in it?

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    2. Because I just can't get enough of the brittle narcissism of identity politics lol

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    3. Oh so it is all about YOU! You're just another self absorbed asshole with zero self awareness.

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    4. Yeah, no. 8:22, look at the article for a completely self-absorbed asshole that not only has no self-awareness, but can’t stop talking about it.

      Sorry nobody liked your empty pity party article, dear.:)

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  2. Yes and less 24 / 7 reeling about LGBT shit and BLM. It's all you hear about. Surely people other than just gays and blacks roam this earth.

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    1. Yea but they are mostly boring as you so nobody really cares.

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  3. She might be shocked to find out that people really don’t spend much time thinking only about her and couldn’t care less about what label she assigns herself. Me Me Me Me.

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  4. I’ve driven Chevy’s all my life. I can’t just switch and say I’m a Ford man now until I’ve driven one.

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  5. She should eat as much pussy as she can for a whole week. A lot of pussy. Then spend a whole week getting horse-fucked by a guy with a big dick (not some little UMKC fag). That should let her know which label to assign herself.

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  6. Here’s a label for her. Self absorbed to the core Boring Person.

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  7. Totally ridiculous

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  8. Identity politics are beyond old.

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  9. Must be weird to go thru life having to tell strangers you're LGBT-Pedo. So trendy, so chi chi (attempting stylish elegance but achieving only an overelaborate pretentiousness). Get over yourself.

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  10. Has she ever eaten pussy? Shouldn’t she eat some pussy before she decides she’s a lesbian?

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  11. Honey, trust me on this, "Trisexuality" is the way to go!
    Try everything, Child.

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  12. Here is a junior majoring in journalism and communications who has used "I" or "I'm" 49 times in that short article. This is sad and scary. The whole thing reads as if a 5th grader dictated it. Is it any wonder that figures in our media nationwide cannot have reasonable discourse of ANY subject? It's amazing how narcissism can skew the importance of issues for those trapped in its grip. I fear even more for our great country.

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  13. ^^ To see how self-absorbed one human being can be.

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  14. UMKC provides worthless education like gender identity.

    Look down if you have a pecker you are a man.

    If you have a vagina then you are a woman.

    Students don't need to incur $100,000 in student loan debt to have some bull dyke teach them whether they are a biological man or woman.

    Just let Joe Biden fondle you for free and he will tell you your sexuality.

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  15. Let's see her titays and muff toy, then we may make a decision as to whether she's worth reading about.

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  16. Still “udderly” ridiculous

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  17. In 1989 I was in Louisville KY for a month long assignment. Never went out and kept to myself just there to work. The last night we were there I went with the rest of my team to a bar to just celebrate finishing our project. That evening I asked a woman to dance and she said no. So I asked her again and she said "look you seem like a nice guy but I'm a lesbian". I asked her what she meant and she said "I like women". So I replied "then you should dance with me because I like women too". We ended up having a great time and parted as friends. I don't care if you are gay or what ever if you don't rub my nose in it.

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  18. Just cause you don't relate to the opposite sex or havent had a deep relationship with one by age 22 doesn't mean you should jump to the conclusion your gay or a lesbian. I never dated at all till I was 23, women always ignored me, I almost felt invisible, but never took that as a sign I was gay. Once I got out of college, got a great job, quickly made over $100,000. gained a little weight and bought a nice house, the women almost threw themselves at me and I lived pretty much a playboy lifestyle. I learned that people really only judge you on looks and income. Thats sad, but true.

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  19. LET'S TALK ABOUT LABELS?

    "HERCAMPUS"
    "Haley Sakuma"
    "UMKC Contributor"
    "Lifestyle"

    Haven't even started the article, and already got hit with 4 labels.

    Does anyone proofread their submission to see if it even makes sense?

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  20. reading the comments on this blog would turn a lot of women into lesbians.

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  21. 99.999% of the guys on this blog are royal turn offs.

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    1. According to a lesbian? You have sampling and methodology problems:)

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  22. Big
    Lesbian
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  23. No one hates lesbians on this blog.
    Lesbian jews….yes.
    Normal lesbians..no.

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  24. Who cares if you're a lesbian, gay, bi, or straight?

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  25. Apparently college professors care as they talk about it constantly.

    90% of college professors are transsexuals, transvestites, homosexuals or lesbians so I guess its a big deal for them to talk about it all the time.

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  26. 10:22 no not a lesbian, see you are another turn off on the blog.

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    1. Holy hell! Oh no! How could I possibly overcome the blow of being considered a 'turn off' by an anonymous doofus?

      Your bloated sense of self-importance is mildly amusing.

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  27. #metoo has turned most guys into no-balled timid mice, then thy get on tony's blog and act like they're rutting elephants

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  28. the 2016 election was guys fighting for their balls, and they still have not found them.

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  29. mildly amusing chuck, you sound like your balls are stuck in a cup of chai bubble tea.

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    1. Not exactly sure what that means, but I'm not Chuck and your sexual fantasies are extremely strange.

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  30. chuck is an intellectual y'all, really he is!

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    1. He is, yes. Much more so than yourself.

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  31. you quack like chuck.

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