Monday, November 30, 2020

DID COVID-19 SUPERSPREADER TURKEY DAY KILL KANSAS CITY???

News reports that a great many locals are dead on their feet as the pandemic threatens to cause more damage following a traditional turkey dinner.

Check the quick roundup of dire predictions in the aftermath of what many are calling a "super spreader" holiday season . . .

KMBC: Birx urges Thanksgiving travelers to get tested: 'You have to assume that you were exposed and you became infected'

KSHB: KCI passengers say they'll take precautions after Thanksgiving travel

CNBC: Fauci says Christmas and New Year’s restrictions will be necessary due to holiday coronavirus wave

Developing . . .

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

It was the macaroni salad that what did kill granny.

:(

Anonymous said...

Turkey = Death

Protesting with thousands = Justice!

Sure.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet the death rates continue to prove this out. Weird.

Anonymous said...

I told you so! Christmas and news years are next, let’s see the miracle unfold before our very eyes when millions can celebrate at the inauguration because China flu joe wants his celebration to be the biggest and bestus!

Walk the talk China joe, cancel the inauguration now!

Anonymous said...

Hey Fauci how about you just STFU!

Anonymous said...

10:51 give us a month by month comparison, i’ll Wait.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Fauci

Anonymous said...

I was at a huge family gathering of 35 people and guess what? Nobody got sick, imagine that!

Anonymous said...

Among the silliness that the public health officials expect us to believe is that if a large family gathers around a table for a meal, the Kung Flu just spontaneously generates in the room and infects everybody. They should keep their scary fairy tales to themselves but we know that they will not apologize in a couple fo weeks for all of the unfounded fear they attempted to spread.

Anonymous said...

Boom !

Granny's head hit the Thanksgiving table; dead of Covid-19.

Boom !

Uncle Ned's head falls on the Thanksgiving table.

Boom !

Aunt Gertrude dead of Covid-19 lying under the Thanksgiving table.

More turkey and pumpkin pie for the rest of us !! Thanks Communist China !!

Special Thanks to China Joe Biden !!!

Anonymous said...

23,525 is the magic number as of today, let’s see how bad mayor mcdumbo and rexy lie about thanksgiving over the next week.

Look at all the kids out of school for thanksgiving vacation, especially college kids. The numbers in Missouri are huge for the 18-29 age groups, around 100,000 and the number of deaths is 12.

Anonymous said...


Sadly, our new Commander in Chief; China Joe Biden, broke his foot over Thanksgiving weekend trying to catch a stick thrown by his dog Major.

Get well soon our beloved leader !!

Anonymous said...

^^^ that’s the coverup story, he was having sex with sister wife when Jill came home and caught them, he broke his foot trying to have a threesome.

Anonymous said...

^^^ @11:54, Your MOMMY called - she needs you at home, she just broke her foot.

Anonymous said...

How did Biden get his foot out of his mouth long enough to break it?

Anonymous said...

Too bad it wasn't his neck instead of his foot.

Anonymous said...

What's the case fatality rate again?

Doug Gibb said...

Amen!!👍

Anonymous said...

I see many TKC commenters didn’t get the memo. Trump got bitchslapped by Sleepy Joe. MAGAT opinions are no longer wanted, needed, or acceptable. Head over to your new safe space at Grindr or whatever the hell it’s called. The MAGA circlejerk continues there.

VOTED HIM OUT! GONNA DRAG HIM OUT! LOCK HIM UP!

Anonymous said...

How did Joe get his foot out of his mouth long enough to break it?

Anonymous said...

^^He put it up Trump's ass! That's how! LOL!

Reality Speaker said...


Trump suffered unceasing insults and false accusations from the media and woke, uninformed, lemming-like voters for four years, while fostering an incredible economy and placing America on a solid financial footing.

Now it's OUR TURN.

Dementia Joe will provide daily Hillary-ous opportunities for amusement and scorn, while the misfits and radical crazies in the sordid mixture of nut cases entitled the democratic party eat their own.

Unfortunately, the serious side is he will have no idea what to do as POTUS, until VP Skanky Harris can manage to 25th him out.

The Sniffer will join Europe in their laughable Paris Accords, which will really screw the US while allowing 2nd and 3rd world countries to produce all the carbon they wish while costing us trillions. Manufacturing will again leave the US, leaving us vulnerable in the face of inevitable dimocrapic wars, which always profit elite dim contributors. Just examples of what's to come.

In the meantime, enjoy the clown with 47 years of political nothing-ness. (Very similar to our beloved representative Cleaver.)

Anonymous said...

^and yet Biden got 80 million votes!!! Blowout winner. Weird.

Anonymous said...

^^^ and yet he cheated to get them so....

Doesn’t matter anyway, he’s going to prison for treason.

Anonymous said...

What memos are you able to write in the mental hospital?

Anonymous said...

He writes on the walls with his poop.

Anonymous said...

Ouch!

Retro ROCKER said...

If you frequent a Super Center,YOU will catch something. Tens of thousands of people are in there a day.you will have a cold or the Flu. Germs are flying in those places. You are safer in a reasturant. And they want to close reasturants. I

Anonymous said...

Kamala Harris career was based on sucking Mayor Willie Brown's married cock.

Now she soon will be President.

Never know, one of those skanky cock sucking DST middle-management sluts may soon be President.

MDSF said...

..we've got evidence!.....vote count was that The 'RumpMonkey lost...BIG TIME....
Qrap-A-Nonsence monkeys are cracking up over this..it's great! 'charlie'horse is shitin' his brains out...'Q'just did another 'drop'....big pile of tRump on the floor...."Get your spoons,
it's time to EAT!!!... back to 'SWAMP MARA-LOOGIE'.....and take the 'RumpMonkeys with ya'....

MarkimusAurelius said...

Only idiots try and disprove what's going on. Try working at my school for a week and not wear a mask. Mabye one of you idiots can talk to people who lost their loved ones here. It just proves how many idiot uneducated Trump supporters are out there. I voted once for him but you fools are going to look like complete idiots in a couple years.

Anonymous said...

Except you are lying. Imagine THAT!