Very brave party people, youngsters, roustabouts and losers of all sorts are partying all over Kansas City tonight with very little social distancing.
Here at TKC we're going to error on the side of caution and enjoy this ominous and rare blue moon Halloween by way of our spooky tradition . . . From a distance. Accordingly . . .
THE TKC 2020 HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARTY CAN'T MASK WORSENING POLITICAL DIVISIONS THROUGHOUT KANSAS CITY!!!
Quick glimpse at the guest list . . .
First and foremost, this might be the last chance to wear those MAGA hat costumes and pretend they don't mean something entirely different and far more complicated than just an allegiance to a former game show host . . .
Of course, we welcome the local protest crew which mostly consists of a few dozen people and their rotating wardrobe of about half a dozen t-shirts . . .
Still, this is Halloween and the celebration always features a quick respite from #MeToo politics so that our middle-class feminist friends can dress like a sexy service industry worker in order to bolster their street cred with the plebs without getting their hands dirty.
Even better and possibly a guest of honor, we've sent an invite to Kansas City's own Jessica Krug who wore her Halloween costume for years as she pretended to be a Black Latina in order to advance her academic credentials:
And then there's the soundtrack . . .
Also, let's not forget that the only thing scarier than mass surveillance is the impending government crackdown on tech and online free speech which is the only real bi-partisan effort moving forward . . . Rockwell explains this better than TKC . . .
And then, in reference to a current American tragedy that's overlooked among political hacks:
Predictions of more suicides, overdoses and domestic abuse during COVID are coming true
And that brings us to a more current and haunting tune from Billie Eilish . . .
And so for beloved community of late night insomniacs and other bloggy trolls & ghouls . . .
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2020!!!