Tuesday, October 27, 2020

TKC MUST SEE!!! FAMOUS KANSAS CITY CHEF RENEE KELLY SELLS CBD SUPPOSITORIES FOR HER 2ND ACT!!!

Last year the Shawnee castle sold after Renee Kelly gave up on her farm-to-table restaurant aspirations and shuttered her 'Harvest' restaurant. Now it seems that her biz dreams aim to fill desires below the waistline. 

To wit and with respect to our BEST, BRIGHTEST & MOST KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS for sending this news update that offers a welcomed distraction for political junk . . .

CELEBRATED KANSAS CITY METRO CHEF RENEE KELLY NOW SELLS ANAL AND VAGINAL CBD SUPPOSITORIES INSTEAD OF FARM FRESH FOOD!!!

The venture is called "Vahi" and we're saddened to see that none of the local tech biz rags have sniffed out this story. 

About the venture . . .

"After years as a professional Chef, Renee Kelly, founder of Vahi, set out to make a real difference in the lives of women. With a vision to create sensual products and a culture that ignites the power and elegance of a woman."

We dive just a bit deeper . . .

Vahi is an "evolving platform, providing reliable products and education from responsible resources enhancing sexual health and culture wellness with a supportive and approachable community which stretches across the globe."

Right now they've got two products listed . . . Vaginal and anal CBD inserts

To be fair, there is honor in every kind of work and there are worse things to sell than suppositories. At the very least, this trade is more honest than the offers from reverse mortgage lenders.  

And so, offer our respect and support for Ms. Kelly. We're certain her suppositories will leave customers satisfied and fill a gaping hole in this burgeoning market.

You decide . . .

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's about time TKC was more biz friendly.

CBD sales is actually one of the strongest local emerging markets.

Anonymous said...

^^^

I smell a winner!

Anonymous said...

makes for a good tv talk show material. She'll probably make mint from this operation. Sorry CHUDS!

Anonymous said...

^^^

An inside job?

Anonymous said...

Sorry HIDAs, this isn’t for you. Stick to commenting on Matlock, Metamucil, and Extra-Absorbent Depends.

Anonymous said...

I hear the XXXXL size suppositories are flying off the shelves, both Vaginal and Anal models, as well as the "double ender"!

Anonymous said...

KENNY SAVE US ALL!

Anonymous said...

Sure, @10:19, and while you were "fucking" her in the ass,
she'd shit on your tongue!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the grins this morning!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuck said...

Mazel tov!

I am sure the accountant is checking out the spread sheet and inserting the necessary fingers..., er..., figures.

If there is a need to check the inventory, including today's sales, I am sure the "geezer haters" on this blog would love to spend some quality time with an asshole just like the one they see in the mirror everyday and - of course, this will be as close as they ever get to the kitty. Win win.

Congrats Renee!!! And we hope you continue to shove it where the sun don't shine for many decades.

Anonymous said...

FREE KC PROJECT-Tony, let’s have a deeper probe on this story. Weird.

Anonymous said...

I used to see her on one of the local morning shows doing a recipe or two. Always had the feeling she could cook something to well done without using a stove. More pictures please!

Anonymous said...

Use plenty of lube.
My suppository kept getting hung up on my crusted herp lesions.
I tried saliva but it didn't work.
That white discharge from the Clap works pretty well though, as lube.
Make sure that you lick it off your fingers after, though.

Anonymous said...

Must be a Democrat. They like things shoved up their poop shoots.

Anonymous said...

^^^ gay demoncucks for sure!!!

Anonymous said...

I bet gopher boi and qball are the first in line! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

I heard several things have been found is her ass: shoes, car keys, soda cans, Hunter Biden, Joe Biden’s watch, and Quinton Lucas’ gold tooth.

Anonymous said...

Who is Renee Kelly?

Anonymous said...


As acting Kansas City Health Director, has Dr. Rectum Archer tested these suppositories for safety?

I assume he recommends wearing a mask while inserting said suppository and will soon be issuing a health directive.

Anonymous said...

^^^ One of the 23,942 women filing lawsuits against Donald Trump for sexual assault.

Anonymous said...

False. Does that help you cope with Biden not knowing who he's running against?

Anonymous said...

12:57

Biden's sexual assault victims haven't filed lawsuits.
They haven't learned to write yet.

Anonymous said...

Kewl. Pre packaged way to smuggle into the klink.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- COMING AND GOING

When VC investors balked at Renee's suppository business plan, she told them to shove it!!!

Anonymous said...

Kinda makes me wonder if she experimented with her food if you know what I mean!

Anonymous said...

Is this the best you can do Tony?

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Somebody has to be a critic I guess

Anonymous said...

you know you are a winner when CBD is your career choice. Nothing says ex pothead more than a Cbd dealer. Nothing says druggie loser more than a person praising an economy based of drug sales or cbd sales. You go girl.

Anonymous said...

So she went from being stuck up to sticking it up.

Anonymous said...

^^^

WINNER!

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Anonymous said...

Vaginal inserts?

Sounds right up chuck’s alley

Anonymous said...

From experience. She is a sweetheart,
she really didn't like it in the back door unless she was riding.

Anonymous said...

You know you're a loser when you talk about Cum guys or compare hot girls on a blog. How many cats do you and your mom have ?

MDSF said...

...I voted for tRump today...like every day......
flushed twice....it's a long way to the Whitehouse.