Last year the Shawnee castle sold after Renee Kelly gave up on her farm-to-table restaurant aspirations and shuttered her 'Harvest' restaurant. Now it seems that her biz dreams aim to fill desires below the waistline.
To wit and with respect to our BEST, BRIGHTEST & MOST KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS for sending this news update that offers a welcomed distraction for political junk . . .
CELEBRATED KANSAS CITY METRO CHEF RENEE KELLY NOW SELLS ANAL AND VAGINAL CBD SUPPOSITORIES INSTEAD OF FARM FRESH FOOD!!!
The venture is called "Vahi" and we're saddened to see that none of the local tech biz rags have sniffed out this story.
About the venture . . .
"After years as a professional Chef, Renee Kelly, founder of Vahi, set out to make a real difference in the lives of women. With a vision to create sensual products and a culture that ignites the power and elegance of a woman."
We dive just a bit deeper . . .
Vahi is an "evolving platform, providing reliable products and education from responsible resources enhancing sexual health and culture wellness with a supportive and approachable community which stretches across the globe."
Right now they've got two products listed . . . Vaginal and anal CBD inserts.
To be fair, there is honor in every kind of work and there are worse things to sell than suppositories. At the very least, this trade is more honest than the offers from reverse mortgage lenders.
And so, offer our respect and support for Ms. Kelly. We're certain her suppositories will leave customers satisfied and fill a gaping hole in this burgeoning market.
You decide . . .