Thursday, October 15, 2020

TKC Awkwardly Refuses To Give Missouri Democrats Five Bucks For Biden/Harris Campaign Sign That Grandma Made Me Get

Quick peek at today's humiliation before we share a bunch of good stuff . . .

An errand for my grandma -- Standing in a modern day soup line for Biden/Harris signs. They wanted five bucks but I didn't have any cash on me. Per ushe.

Also, enduring data mining for campaign data near the East side was an interesting experience . . . THEY wanted to put my occupation on file, so I told them I was an architect in my #TBT tribute to George Costanza.

Charging five bucks for a campaign sign is new given the MILLIONS worth of donations pouring into this campaign.

To be fair, there was a pretty decent line of Midtown KC denizens gladly handing over cash and showing the most excitement we've seen for the Biden/Harris campaign in po'dunk Kansas City so far . . . This photo featuring a line of  a half dozen people doesn't do the event justice.

Sadly, the nicer Biden/Harris campaign signs were gone by the time I arrived and Missouri Democrats were busy pushing Biden/Harris/Galloway placards on ungrateful plebs like TKC . . . Luckily, granny is half blind so she might not notice. 

On with the show . . .

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lulz

and lulz.

chuck said...

Not to worry, I can supply American flags and Trump signs for the TKC family.

Bandit said...

P. T. Barnum was right. There's a sucker born every minute.

Anonymous said...

Democrat Party Member = Corrupt To The Core!

Anonymous said...

Democrat Party always getting in the working man's pocket.

Anonymous said...

Hey Tony! I bought a Trump sign for Bishop Johnson and took it down and taped it to the front of the chancery.

Anonymous said...

Lol... not Granny is half blind! What does that mean exactly? She can’t see out of one eye and won’t notice or she can barely see oughta both eyes and is nearly blind. Either way... not nice to mislead the disabled. She told you to do some you do it to the highest of your ability... don’t ever give your lazy best.

Retro ROCKER said...

Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a Jar and be better off then you are OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE A CORRUPT SLEEPY JOE.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Lol!

Charlie Horse said...

Tony didn't have cash because all he carries is a black American Express card.

Anonymous said...

Lol. Good story and comments all around.

Why charge 5 bucks for a sign? People are doing you a favor by offering their lawns as advertising space. Even if Tony's grandma watches too much MSNBC. Change the channel to some kind of real news, if you can find it!

Bandit said...

LMFAO Retro ROCKER. I rarely carry cash Charlie Horse. Things can be done other ways.

Anonymous said...

And all the Monkeys aren't in a Zoo LIKE ROCKER!
Every day you meet quite a few LIKE ROCKER!
So you see it's all up to you LISTEN ROCKER!
You could be better than you are A LOT BETTER, ROCKER!
You could be swinging on a star ROCKER!
You could be swinging on a star FAT CHANCE!

Bandit said...

Wow! Somebody's panties are in a wad! 😆

MDSF said...

Bandut unwad those 'panties' and show us how you wear 'em....
...s'ok....we can wait......

Bandit said...

What? No Yo Momma jokes? 😏

Anonymous said...

..so I told them I was an architect in my #TBT tribute to George Costanza.

Hey, I thought you were a marine biologist? "The sea was stormy that day, my friend."

Anonymous said...

Tony didn't have cash because he was afraid he'd get mugged by the protesters near that van. I just made another donation to the RNC for my latest Trump sign after the soy boy who lives down the street stole it (who doesn't have security cameras?). He thinks he's cute and came up to play Xbox with my son acting nonchalant. I let the air out of all of his tires and locked the garage door. Nice kid, generally.

Anonymous said...

Art Vandelay. Vandelay Industries.

Anonymous said...


Biden scammers want a tiny donation ..so they can balance off their $$Billionaire mega-donors by claiming to have x amount of small donors

Kamala for real president said...

Jow loves Prevagen. Biden for senate!

Anonymous said...

When Art Vandelay said he was "in latex", was he talking about his profession, or confessing to a fetish?

Enquiring minds want to know.