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Having chickens, is the latest rage among young urban fuckwads, even if they don’t like eggs. You have to get ridiculous tattoos, listen to shitty music and have chickens.
ReplyDeleteBeing Cucks is also the rage among these fuckwads so it all makes sense
DeleteThis fad is called “Backyard Chickens for Backdoor Faggots”. It usually has an unhappy ending-for the chicken anyway. TheY end up killed by raccoons or feral cats or ran over by cars when they get loose.
ReplyDeleteDum dums will learn you can't raise chickens in a condo.
ReplyDeleteBecause you have to put Chastity Belts on the hens to keep the you Republicans away from them, right?
ReplyDelete......Well, it's kind of like tRumpMonkeys....
ReplyDeletesure, you can raise 'em.....but you can't sell 'em because they've always got their 'heads way up their asses...just like their leader.
..plus they're inbreds...like their leader.
There once was a old lady from Bruster,she had three hens and a Rooster. The Rooster died the old lady cried and the Hens,didn't lay like they uster.
ReplyDeleteIt would be interesting to see these lib, urban tards being taught how to wring a chicken neck and dress the carcass.
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