Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Kansas City Tuesday Morning News Place

And so, once again we start our alternative news journey inspired by pr0n gently working its way into pop culture, community news and top headlines.

Kansas City Talks New Downtown Amid COVID-19

National Perspective on the Downtown KC Strategic Plan with Chris Beynon, MIG

This week, Imagine Downtown KC podcast Host Kemet Coleman talks with Chris Beynon, AICP about Kansas City from a national perspective including ways in which Downtown can stay competitive. Chris Beynon serves as Vice President and Chief Development Officer for MIG, the design firm based in Berkeley, CA.


Speedy Runaround Postscript

Man charged following robbery, police chase that reached 80 MPH in Kansas City Friday

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) - A man is charged following a robbery, police chase and crash on Friday. Prosecutors charged Michael Ransom with robbery and resisting arrest by fleeing. Investigators say Ransom stole a man's truck and used the stolen truck to run from police.


KCK Shooting Report

1 in critical condition after shooting at 18th, Ruby in KCK

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - One person is in critical condition following a shooting Monday night in Kansas City, Kansas. Officers responded around 8:08 p.m. to the area of South 18th Street and Ruby Avenue on a reported shooting. A victim was located and transported to an area hospital.


Testing Sleaze Scummit

Lee's Summit lab offers at-home COVID-19 test kits

LEE'S SUMMIT, Mo. - A Lee's Summit laboratory is mailing COVID-19 test kits directly to people's homes. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration gave an Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) to Viracor for an at-home collection kit that will test for COVID-19. People can fill out an application online and receive the PCR test within two days.


Pandemic Pumps Up Playtime

The Sex-Toy Industry Is Booming Thanks To COVID-19

Comfort during the pandemic has come in many forms. Some folks bake, others binge-watch Netflix, and some of us exercise. Comfort can also be found in orgasms, and, based on a 30% to 100% increase in sex toy sales, it seems like a lot of folks are masturbating to get there.


Election 2020 Road Mapping

US elections 2020: Joe Biden and Donald Trump's possible paths to power - podcast

What matters on 3 November is not which candidate gets more votes in the US election, but who secures the 270 electoral college votes needed to get to the White House. Lauren Gambino, political correspondent for Guardian US, talks to Anushka Asthana about Joe Biden and Donald Trump's possible paths to power.


Survey Seyz Veep Wins?!?

Yahoo News/YouGov poll: The tide turns against Trump as Biden surges to his largest-ever lead among likely voters

With only two weeks left until Election Day, Joe Biden's lead over President Trump has widened to 11 percentage points - Biden's biggest margin among likely voters in any Yahoo News/YouGov poll to date. The survey, which was conducted from Oct.


Muted Debate Assured

Trump and Biden will have mics cut during opponent's answers in final debate

The Commission on Presidential Debates adopted new rules Monday to enforce the rules of the final matchup between President Donald Trump and former vice president Joe Biden by muting the microphones to allow two minutes of uninterrupted response from the candidates.


Supreme Finale Assured

Senate GOP eyes Oct. 26 for confirming Barrett to Supreme Court

GOP senators and aides stressed the timeline wasn't locked down - cooperation from Democrats, for example, could speed things up - but they are planning a rare weekend session that would set up a final vote for as soon as early next week. "I look forward to the Judiciary Committee's vote on Thursday.


Docs Advise Soaring Safely

U.S. CDC issues 'strong recommendation' for mask mandate on airplanes, trains

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on Monday issued a "strong recommendation" that all passengers and employees on airplanes, trains, subways, buses, taxis and ride-share vehicles should wear masks to prevent the spread of COVID-19. The interim guidance also calls for facial coverings at transportation hubs like airports and train stations.


Double Fisted KC Winning

Boulevard Brewing, KC Bier Co. win medals at Great American Beer Festival - Kansas City Business Journal

Kansas City-area breweries took home three medals at the 34th-annual Great American Beer Festival, held virtually for the first time. The competition attracted 8,806 entries from 1,720 breweries nationwide, and 240 breweries won 272 medals, including two Kansas City breweries. Boulevard Brewing Co.


Local Chill Week Cont’d

A cloudy and chilly start to the week

Staying cloudy and chilly as the week we begins We need the rain and there will be a few opportunities this week; Best chance for a widespread soaking rain is Thursday night/Friday morning There is one big warm up likely around Thursday KANSAS CITY'S MOST ACCURATE FORECAST Monday: Cloudy and cold.

Florence + The Machine - Ship To Wreck is the song of the day and this is the OPEN THREAD for right now.

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

that lady needs to be gentle!

Anonymous said...

"Rush Limbaugh says his lung cancer is terminal"

Dear Rush,

I've got a special room prepared just for you. See ya soon, Buddy!

Love,

Satan

Johnson Clinton Trump said...

Light up another Karmal, Rush!

Anonymous said...


Me thinks the polls are wrong.

However; with Twitter, Facebook, CBS, NBC, and ABC campaigning 24 / 7 for Biden plus the Democrats changing the election to mail-in ballots to harvest votes its an uphill battle.

If Biden loses if will be monumental given the efforts of the Marxist Media and life-time government bureaucrats like Comey trying to save their jobs.

Anonymous said...

Hey 6:54 - it appears you will have a roommate then.

Anonymous said...


I regrettably voted for Obama, but the Democrats have gone off the deep end. They’ve become the party of lies, lawlessness, very late-term abortions, violence destroying once great American cities, high taxes on our paychecks to pay for socialist wet dreams, weak military, open borders, free healthcare for illegal aliens at taxpayer expense, defunding the police, sanctuary cities, taking away guns, sending $1.7 billion of our taxpayer dollars on pallets to Iranian radical leaders so they can kill more of our troops, packing the Supreme Court, and more idiotic ideas. No thanks.

Anonymous said...

I regrettably voted for Trump, but the Republicans have gone off the deep end. They’ve become the party of lies, lawlessness, very late-term abortions, violence destroying once great American cities, high national debt to pay for evangelical wet dreams, hate the military, no civil rights, no healthcare for Americans at taxpayer expense, defunding the police, bounties on our troops, taking away children from their families, sending $1.7 billion of our taxpayer dollars to their swamp-rat friends, packing the Supreme Court, and more idiotic ideas. No thanks.

Anonymous said...

8:32: Thanks for correcting 8:02. Sadly, as often as he's posted that same tired drivel, I think he's beyond rational thought.

Anonymous said...

"Man charged following robbery, police chase that reached 80 MPH in Kansas City Friday" He was in such a hurry to vote for Biden at multiple polling stations in between robberies.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- MANUAL LABOR

When the women from PornHub held a prostate screening, it was an overflowing success!!!

Anonymous said...

"Imagining" downtown KCMO presented by a "consultant" from Berkeley, California.
What could possibly go wrong?

Bandit said...

New documents will be released tomorrow showing financial and personal crimes of the Biden crime family. SURPRISE! 😏🍿

Anonymous said...

^^no they won't. Russian propaganda. Nobody believes any of it. Where's the Durham Report, Obamagate? Add this flop to that list of flops.

Bandit said...

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Anonymous said...

^^^And Santa Claus will make a PowerPoint presentation about the financial and personal crimes of the Easter Bunny following the release of Baby Burt's new documents, after which Baby Burt will change his Depends on live on Zoom!

Anonymous said...

^^You took time away from Toobin it to post that?

Anonymous said...

Bandit, seriously, no one fucking cares what is coming on Hunter but you and the other Trump strokes. Enjoy, dipshits.

Bandit said...

Libs Make Their Last, Desperate Efforts To Shoot Down Hunter Biden Email Story

https://hotair.com/archives/jazz-shaw/2020/10/20/libs-make-last-desperate-efforts-shoot-hunter-biden-email-story/

Dah Comrades! πŸ˜πŸ™„πŸΏ

Bandit said...

Documents appear to show Hunter Biden's signature on $85 receipt for repair of laptops left at Delaware store at center of email scandal - while other paperwork reveals FBI's contact with owner

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8857893/Documents-Hunter-Bidens-signature-Delaware-computer-repair-shop-receipt.html

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Anonymous said...

11:36: The is SERIOUS SHIT!!! You think the Easter Bunny, a mammal that does not lay eggs, came by all those Easter eggs legitimately? C'mon. If you believe that you probably believe Donald Trump is a billionaire and solvent!

Anonymous said...

and yet nobody but Trumpturds believe this. The writers of the story don't even believe it. Let me know when that Durham report drops BTW. As I understand it, a lot of people are supposed to be going to jail over it including Obama. Am I right? LOL!

Bandit said...

Andrea Mitchell Calls Hunter Biden Scandal a ‘False Conspiracy Theory’

https://www.air.tv/watch?v=KOdlA3P6QhWHFgW1ZtmjPA

Dah comrades! Foil hats anyone?
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Anonymous said...

Bandit, all your hyper links are to shit sources and other various rags like the NY Post. NO.ONE.FUCKING.CARES. Get that through your thick geezer skull.

Bandit said...

OOPSIE!!!

Release the GRETCHEN! Gov. Whitmer accidentally admits lockdowns are political theatre by threatening Michiganders to vote for Biden

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/10/20/release-the-gretchen-gov-whitmer-accidentally-admits-lockdowns-are-political-theatre-with-threat-for-michigan-to-vote-for-biden/

*will not make one damned apology for not using Demonrat friendly press sources*
**feel free to go Toobin on those on your own**
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Anonymous said...

Anybody know when the Durham report drops? hello? Anyone? What's it been now...two years? LOL!

Bandit said...

How's that impeachment thing going?

Anonymous said...

1:26: I think it dropped in my yard this morning. I picked it up in a plastic baggie and disposed of it with my dog's poop.

Bandit said...

An Interview with the Left – Democrats, Biden’s Base and Antifa Terrorists

https://youtu.be/QIvKmas-2vc

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Anonymous said...

Impeachment went great...the bastard got impeached. Try to keep up Bandit. I know you're really slow..but gosh darn it, you made it out of high school in only 9 years so you can do it!

Bandit said...

How'd that collusion thing go? 😏

Anonymous said...

Bandit, come get your Boomer brother Rudy please:
“They’ve set up an Iron Curtain so you can’t get out the New York Post story which I happened to know is 100 percent accurate,” Giuliani declared. “But even if it isn’t accurate, the American people are entitled to know it.”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/giuliani-says-even-if-hunter-laptop-story-isnt-accurate-americans-are-entitled-to-know-it

Gee whiz, sure seems legit with Uncle Rudy running things.
Trumptards, SMDH.

Anonymous said...

Obamagate is coming right?

Bandit said...

Nothing you twerps have thrown at him has or will stick. You are down to "vote against him because he's a big orange meanie!" Sad but absolutely hilarious to watch.

Meanwhile, Nasty Pelousy is holding the stimulus hostage and that's not reflecting well on her.

Carry on.

*insert insane, pointless, libtard rants and character attacks here)

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Anonymous said...

ummmkay Bandit. Go pick up Rudy please. Put him to bed before you tuck yourself in.

Bandit said...

Glad to see that the *insert insane, pointless, libtard rants and character attacks here* prompt still works. πŸ˜πŸ™„πŸΏ

Anonymous said...

boulevard is shit beer owned by a German company and guess what the German event voted for the local team.

Bandit said...

Joe Biden: Shut down sports!

https://youtu.be/tCDlY9JNHoM

OOPS! Gramps is sunsetting again!

Anonymous said...

Just sitting here waiting for the Durham report to drop. Obama’s going to jail right? Also just waiting for the Biden laptop story to gain steam. That’s coming too right??? Hello?