Saturday, October 17, 2020

KANSAS CITY NEWSIES CELEBRATE SURPRISE PR0N STAR DISCOVERY!!!

In their desperate search for "the scoop" these local newsies stumble upon an internationally famous pr0n star who claimed that the Prez prefers to "raw dog" it.

Here's what is likely the most interesting and life affirming recent news report for grown-ups . . . Read more:

Stormy Daniels spotted ghost hunting in Atchison, Kansas

ATCHISON, KS (KCTV) -- Sometimes when we're out reporting on one story, we find something we didn't expect. That's what happened to KCTV5's Nathan Vickers Atchison. You see, we've been working on a series of stories about haunted houses for Halloween and on a trip to Atchison, Vickers met someone else who's interested in sharing stories of the paranormal.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just getting the lay of the land as Trump serves 20-to-life in Leavenworth soon. Very soon. Conjugal raw-dog visits, Stormy? Inquiring MAGATs want to know...

Anonymous said...

Try to see if they will give you a refund on the lobotomy.

Midtown KC Chester said...

Not saying that I wouldn't have hit it, but I DEFINITELY would have wrapped it up.

Anonymous said...

If CNN told Progressives that Gloria Squitero was way hotter, they would believe it.

Anonymous said...

Well, you can be sure she got fucked while she was here. She probably never goes more than a few hours without getting fucked.

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS:

Joe Biden’s son Hunter to be indicted.
October Surprise Part 2 just before the election.

Has the lies that Joe said he had nothing to do with it in emails.

What will the KC Star cover?

Anonymous said...

Foreign bribery money with BIDEN’s fingers all over it.!

Burismo will and is coming big at the Dems.

Will they pull Joe and put Hillary on the ticket?

Anonymous said...

Dems have to pull Joe.

Good chance he winds up in prison.

Some say he has COVID and will be sick and die next week.

Charlie Horse said...

Are you dreaming about batting cleanup for her??

Anonymous said...

The Dems won't pull Joe they will lie and cover it up like they have everything else.

Anonymous said...

Um no. Be more concerned with the Chernobyl of the Biden scandals.

Anonymous said...

Not interested in stories about this whore. We have enough of that just in local news.

Anonymous said...

Don’t call the Biden’s whores.
No use making the name “whores” worse.

Anonymous said...

Amazing the KC Star put more effort into a porn star than Joe Biden accepting money from Russia and Hunter emails showing Joe complicit.

KC Star losing again and again. They should refund any subscriptions back to the 1950’s and demand pensions back from any ex employees to pay for all the riots and Dem’s damage they contributed to by their editorializing for Dems elections.

And they cover porn stars now? Who are famous for selling their bodies on film? Do they hate women now?

Anonymous said...

KCTV5 STILL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

Ellen McNamara and Nathan Vickers should be ashamed for airing such a sleazeball segment.

Exactly who needed to know that "Stormy" is still chasing after boners?

Was this a political story? A human interest story? A B-grade celebrity chasing story?

KCTV5 STILL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Stormy received illegal hush money payments from President Donald Trump to cover their raw-dogging, mushroom-dicked romp while his wife, Melania, was at home taking care of baby Barron.

That is a significant news story. Trump will most likely be LOCKED UP because of his campaign money fraud.

Anonymous said...

^^^Blackmail is illegal. Paying off a blackmailer is not illegal. Threatening to go to the press with her fanciful story to hurt Trump's campaign was the real crime.

Anonymous said...

Trump is a ghost president. But ever present on the golf course! And "inside stormy"! Heee Heee!

Retro ROCKER said...

A year ago the Left was saying this was a Conspiracy theory.Now it's a fact. And Sleepy JOE pocketed,some of the Money. The Mob,Prosecutor. Rudy,was right. COME ON MAN .

Anonymous said...

1:05 in the AM, you are more likely to die of a prison ass fucking by your own down low bros than Trump going to prison or him wanting to screw a low class ugly as hell Stripper like that one. Seems you low class people never understand that non class people don't mingle. Except in your faux scandals of fantasy and pretend lifestyles. Keep up the typing der Chimpy. Your slightly above your cuzzin' that still are unable to use their opposing thumbs. 40 more generations ahead and maybe your family will figure out reality.