Wednesday, October 21, 2020

FACT CHECK: MISSOURI SENATOR JOSH HAWLEY'S SILLY TECH WAR THREATENS TO KILL TKC COMMENTS!!!

Because partisan hacks are clueless, they rarely understand how decisions at the top of the political game will hurt their own interests.

Angst-y seniors will cut their own medical benefits if they think it'll damage whatever minority group they dislike. Progressives will gladly trade away the economic future of their families at the urging of movie stars and stand-up comedians. 

And so, we offer this word of warning and a glimpse through the looking glass . . . 

BOTH CONSERVATIVES AND PROGRESSIVES WANT TO CRACK DOWN ON INTERNETS COMMENTARY AND LIMIT FREE SPEECH ONLINE!!!

The big companies will be able to launch some kind of defense, smaller publishers like TKC will simply have their forums taken away. 

TKC will continue because the writing of this blog is cheeky, snarky and captivating but readers will be limited in their replies if Senator Hawley attempts to hack legislation over Internets protocols he only pretends to understand.

Again, the inside joke behind the rampant demagoguery of political chat shows hopes crack down on the free speech of the OTHER SIDE. Meanwhile, both Republicans & Democrats continue a bi-partisan effort to keep the public quiet or at least stifle the chatter of the unwashed masses so completely that any unapproved words are lost in the digital void.

If readers enjoy commenting without the clandestine government regulation that Senator Hawley suggests . . . Then our blog community might be a bit suspicious of the jr. senator invoking God & America in order to fundamentally undermine online free speech via his latest cable news show appearance.

Take a look:

You decide . . .

133 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't think too much of yourself TKC. It's doubtful Hawley knows or cares about this dumb blog.

Still, I thank you for sharing this clip.

You can see Hawley salivate at the prospect of a subpoena for Zuck. His mouth is watering at the chance to yell at Facebook in a senate committee hearing.

It's vaguely creepy how much he's after Facebook, especially since that's where conservative drunk uncles rule.

Anonymous said...

Thank God.

Anonymous said...

Many of the comments here would be no loss.

chuck said...

I apologize for being obtuse, but I don't understand why Hawley's legitimate concern re: Twitter and Facebook's suppression of The New York Post article on Hunter/Joe Biden's obvious and blatant corruption (Complete with time lines, witness testimony, documents, anecdotal evidence, video, public records, pictures etc.) and the ongoing, flagrant, shameless Progressive bias from Media companies with Section 230 protections will affect comments here at TKC.

Honest inquiry.

Anonymous said...

Take your complaints to Facebook and Twitter.

Anonymous said...

If big tech wasn't trying to protect a fool there wouldn't be a problem would there?

Greedo said...

Hawley's big stick against facebook is taking away Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act.

That kills all online comments.

That kills social media.

If the Democrats & republicans can eliminate that small line of legislation. Then comments for everybody are gone.

Anonymous said...

If you don't want to be treated like a publisher then don't act like one. Pretty simple.

Anonymous said...

What we saw as the Hunter Biden scandal exploded was the deliberate interference of big tech to suppress news they don't want you to see. Google, Fakebook, Twitter. If you're not concerned about that, no matter where you are politically, then you should be.

Anyway, the writing is on the wall. Antitrust proceedings--which seem bipartisan--are going to swing a big axe.

Anonymous said...

Chuck, the fact that you don't know or pretend not to know should show us all how stupid you are.

Without 230 you would have been target out existence years ago. Most of the stuff you write is enough to be actionable.

If section 230 is taken away, you're going to have to go back to using yard signs and anonymous hate mailers.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I think it's ironic that Hawley is going to pull the plug on Chuck. God Bless America!

Anonymous said...

^^and yet you will have to go back to eating boogers. Weird.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO

Smirkin Bergen and Mortimer Hawley.

chuck said...

So, up until about a month ago, Yahoo, a very, very liberal outlet that I read everyday, had online comments. They suspended them, in my opinion, because of the back and forth that came from the right and forced the left to defend untenable positions.

Redstate, PJmedia, The Gateway Pundit, FOX news and literally dozens of sites both liberal and conservative in addition to tens of thousands of sites, that are NOT political, have at this very minute, comment sections and NO Section 230 protections.

You're gonna have to put my fingers in the wounds, I see no reason why TKC can't continue to exist with comment section intact.

Anonymous said...

You become a publisher when you start controlling content.

Anonymous said...

Stacy Shaw know the law. Could we get her opinion on this?

chuck said...

7:55 if your premise (Not the fact that you think I am "stupid".) is correct, then comments on sites all over America would have already been eliminated.

They exist and are in place now.

Anonymous said...

THIS JUST IN!

Josh Hawley resigns his Senate seat effective immediately to become the new Weather Girl on Fox News!

Anonymous said...

Josh Hawley needs to focus on defeating progressives and LBQT faggots and BLM than he does currently.

Anonymous said...

Oh sure just follow government rules, they are for your benefit and if you've done nothing wrong you won't get in trouble.

chuck said...

"Again, the inside joke behind the rampant demagoguery of political chat shows hopes crack down on the free speech of the OTHER SIDE."

Scale counts. Facts count. Twitter and Facebook are notorious and continuous liars when it comes to 1) pretending that they are not the bottleneck through which the dissemination of the lion's share of news is disseminated to Americans and 2) pretending that they are unbiased and objective.

Prima Facie - The suppression of the New York Post story on the outrageous, criminal and seditious corruption of our foreign policy with respect to Russia, The Ukraine, China and various and sundry countries all over the globe in a pay for play quid pro quo scheme that made the Bidens rich was an inflection point that can not and will not be ignored.

The crimes of the Bidens were the catalyst that finally pushed the obscene, ongoing and anti-American suppression of our 1st Amendment rights into the spotlight where even liberal reporters were Gobsmacked by the hubris and arrogance of the Tech Titans that control what we are allowed to see and read.

TKC will continue to thrive.

Anonymous said...

Yup

Anonymous said...

and the Biden "scandal" has been universally debunked as Russian propaganda. I hope they kill the comments here. They're utterly worthless. It will force the racist, geriatric, fucktards like chuck to go lead a productive life for a change. I won't miss them. I have a life & matter.

Anonymous said...

None of what Hanley is talking about would apply to TKC. Big social media companies that give up the pretext of allowing open discussion but instead act as publishers will no longer be legally shielded from those who are harmed by the manipulation of their content. Twitter and Facebook could be sued for suppressing a New York Post story. Twitter could be sued for banning a politician from posting content. Reddit could be sued for locking the account of a user for posting conservative comments on their forums. How would losing those protections apply to TKC? They wouldn’t.

Anonymous said...

Don't kid yourself, tkc lready deletes comments.

Anonymous said...

8:27 This time, dumbass, you Progs are gonna get it stuck right up your ass. This story is destroying the Biden campaign and rightfully so.

Democrat sleaze, corruption and criminality will be lit up this holiday season like the Christmas Tree at Rockefeller Center. The dam is getting ready to burst and the flood, will, we all hope, drown maggots like you for the foreseeable future.

Anonymous said...

SURPRISE

Anonymous said...

(crickets)

Anonymous said...

Wow tony, you know that is all fake news and not true at all, you do a disservice to your readers to push that disinformation

Anonymous said...

Take it to Parler dickheads. Problem solved. If FB and Twitter don't want to run horseshit stories on their sites, that's their prerogative.

Hey, while we're at it, anyone care to comment on Trump's secret Chinese bank account. Can't wait for all the "ThaT's jUst a BusiNeSSman DoiNg bUsiNeSs" responses.

Literally everything that dumb fuck accuses anyone else of doing comes back as something he, himself, is doing. Asshole is the king of projection.

Anonymous said...

And yet it hasn't at all. And debunk what? The old wheeze about Russia just isn't going to fly this time. The Russians didn’t put a crack pipe in his mouth, didn’t create emails, didn’t manufacture the underage porn on Hunter's laptop. Sorry.

And no one in the Biden camp has disputed the authenticity of the damning materials.

But it's fun to watch you melt down about it. :)

Anonymous said...

Yes, everyone is fascinated with that. Sure.

So, underage porn on Hunter's laptop. Did the dang Russians put it there? Lol

Anonymous said...

8:47 It has been inactive since 2015 and was in place for initiating if it ever happened, building hotels in China. It didn't happen and if it did, so what?

That is way, way different then blatantly selling influence with respect to foreign policy which will subvert American tax dollars into the pockets of special interests in foreign countries by politicians (Biden) and then receiving payments back into that same politician's pocket (Biden).

Weak sauce moron.

Anonymous said...

Good Lord! Russia still? Give it a rest already.

Anonymous said...

You fucking dumb fucking Trumpers. Why do you think only one fucking rag would take that stupid fucking Hunter Biden horseshit story that came from crazy uncle Rudy? Do you have fucking brains you can use in that fucking noggin of yours. Do you know who Rudy gets his info from.....let me fill you in, he's been outed as a known Russian Agent by the US Treasury. Yet here we are with you assholes clinging to a story that originates from Russia like a dingleberry from an anus. You guys really love Trump that much? Like, seriously? A guy who has had everything in life handed to him and he's still fucked it up is somehow your fucking hero? I mean, you must have shit to nothing going in your life to put your backing behind a compulsive liar who could give two shits whether you live or die. If you're over 60, you know this is true. He doesn't give a fuck about you.

The stupidity and willingness to be a mark is just mind blowing. Get some mental help.

Anonymous said...

"...smaller publishers like TKC..."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

What a maroon! What a gullibull, what a nincowpoop! .

Anonymous said...

The liberal media were not gobsmacked. They are complicit and paid to be so. Same as the right. The public is led around with a ring through its nose. All virtue does not reside on one side of the aisle.

Anonymous said...

Trump has paid 251x more in taxes to China than the US over the last 10 years. What a good guy!

Anonymous said...

"Hawley's big stick against facebook is taking away Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act." That is not true. Facebook qualifies for Section 230 protection if and only if it does not act as a publisher. If Facebook takes actions that are inconsistent with Section 230 status as a mere "bulletin board," and for that reason loses its protections, Section 230 does not go away, it remains in force. It's Facebook's decision whether to act as a bulletin board or a publisher; apparently it has chosen the latter.

Bandit said...

Facebood and Twitter got caught. That's why the Democrats are pissed.

Anonymous said...

Giuliani is a Russian agent? Umm, ok. Sure. If the hard drive is fake why doesn't Biden claim so? Clue up.

Bandit said...

Former Twitter Exec: ‘Perhaps It’s Time To Mute The President While We’re In This Sensitive Time’

https://www.air.tv/watch?v=JvZizDBoQbiX8DZcXmGN9w

Of course they aren't political players right? πŸ˜πŸ™„πŸΏ

Anonymous said...

Sounds neutral like they claim to be to me!

Anonymous said...

"and the Biden "scandal" has been universally debunked as Russian propaganda."

By universally do you mean the habitual liar Adam Schiff and the publisher Facebook? Because well before you wrote that line, both the DNI and the DOJ have reported that the laptop and its contents are not part of any Russian disinformation campaign.

Nope, it's genuine. Hunter and "Big Guy" were and are corrupt. Not in the Clintons' league, but still corrupt.

Bandit said...

Debunked by willing accomplices and loonatron libtard trolls.
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Anonymous said...

And yet the Bidens still have not denied it. Weird.

Anonymous said...

"but readers will be limited in their replies"

Thats a lie Tony and you know it, you selective delete certain comments while allowing full out hate comments to continue. Like the Indians use to say, "you speaks with a forked tongue." You have allowed all the trailer trash flunkies to run off the good commenters. chuck was gone for a long time, Super Dave is AWOL now. Midtown Mom and a host of others who use to add good points.

To bad this can't be a good comment debate sight and be minus the hate and rude wife comments. Time to grow up Tony and act like an adult.

There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.

Bandit said...

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

"And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed—if all records told the same tale—then the lie passed into history and became truth."

George Orwell, 1984

Anonymous said...

^^and yet NOBODY with an IQ above 40 believes the laptop story. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Gonna go out on a limb and say that this Hunter Biden laptop thing will have about as much of an impact as Obamagate and the Durham report. So, unless you're a conspiracy lovin' nut case Trumper, no impact at all.

Bandit said...

Russia! Russia! Russia!
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Anonymous said...

Actually the Durham investigation is ongoing, and has already produced criminal charges. There will be more.

I dunno, you might be able to ignore the erupting Biden scandal, but a lot of folks aren't. There's clear evidence of criminal wrongdoing in the perp's own words, and no one denies the authenticity of the damning materials.

O noes!!

Anonymous said...

9:29

You just miss the cum guy.

How's this?
"I'm gonna cum all over her face and tits".

Feel better now?

Anonymous said...

Except that it's abundant evidence of criminal wrongdoing and the Bidens have been caught red-handed.

Your IQ is what, 38 or so? Lol

Bandit said...

You're off by 37 9:49 😏

Anonymous said...

Poor 9:06 is having a wee meltdown! All he's got is froth-mouthed hatred and profanity and frankly bizarre conspiracy theories.

Gotta love it. Here's the deal doofus. The Bidens have been caught red-handed and have been stupid enough to hand over the evidence themselves. Did the Russians force Biden's crackhead son to take pictures of himself with a crack pipe? Maybe they wrote ALL those emails that provide clear evidence of corruption. Maybe they put the underage porn on poor Hunter's computer!!

But it's the Russians you guys!!! Lol

Bandit said...

Let's make his day worse. The Senate will confirm Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court on Hitlery Clinton's birthday.

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Remember when I said it would happen and the libtards could do NOTHING?

I TOL' YA SO! 😏

Anonymous said...

First 9:49, nice to see you added the proof needed for what 9:29 was trying to say. Clowns like you are not wanted or needed.

Bandit said...

FBI Concurs With Director Of National Intelligence, Biden Laptop NOT Russian Disinformation…

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/fbi-purported-hunter-biden-laptop-sources

OOPSIE! Looks like that RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! defense is POOPOO! POOPOO! POOPOO!

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Anonymous said...

^^and STill nobody cares, and NOBODY's buying it. Weird.

Bandit said...

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

"And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed—if all records told the same tale—then the lie passed into history and became truth."

George Orwell, 1984

Anonymous said...

If Tony were to delete the comment 9:06 and permaban the commenter because of his rule against calling the participants here a bunch of dumb f-word f-words no one would complain. It would make the quality of the comments go way up.

Anonymous said...

^^Fuck you dumb-ass. This is why the comments need to be deleted. There's nothing of worth or any intellect on here. Just trolls spamming trolls. Now blow me while I shit CHUD.

Anonymous said...

Typical right-wing MAGAT thuggery. Can’t wait until Sleepy Joe sends you all to FEMA camps. Rot in hell, cockroaches.

Anonymous said...

Blah blah. You've given up even trying to defend your guy. Lol

Anonymous said...

Waaaa! Guy with weird homoerotic sexual fixations can't keep up!

Too bad, doofus. Lol

Anonymous said...

9:48 - The Durham investigation has produced one charge, an FBI official altering the content of an email from another FBI official used in internal decision making and there's no indications of this being part of any larger plot. Clinesmith (the FBI agent) was not a leading figure in the investigation and the email was related to the fourth surveillance application.

So, this is it? This is the big smoking gun?

You don't think if there was something there Trump's personal attorney, errrr, I mean the Attorney General Barr would've released something prior to the election?

The Durham report will show up with a resounding whimper, IF, we even hear anything about it. Mark it dumb dumb.

Anonymous said...

So desperate! Lol

Anonymous said...

Sooooo, hearing it's not MAGA anymore it's MAGAA. You can't make this shit up. Better go buy your new hats Trumptards.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of proof, the proof you don't have is that Russia was involved in this at all.

The proof I have is Hunter's laptop, chock full of what we call evidence.

Do you do ballion animals? Lol

Anonymous said...

And yet not one person who was voting for Biden before this "story" will change their mind. Weird.

Anonymous said...

@11:55Am and yet YOU have NO proof. YOU don't have anything. And yet all that 'evidence" cannot be confirmed as legitimate and cannot be authenticated, and would never be admissible in any court of law, which is why every reputable news agency declined to run the story. I also have 50 national security personnel who have signed a memeo saying this is Russian propaganda. Weird.

Bandit said...

There's a Russian connection alright but the libtards iggy it because it hurts the senile, corrupt, old fart they are pushing on everybody. Biden took money from Russia. Dat be a big NO NO.

I am enjoying watching the flailing attempts at defense.
*insert insane libtard rantings, sexual propositions and character attacks here*
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Anonymous said...

So, a criminal indictment regarding the FBI lawyer who worked with the corrupt Mueller investigation. He got busted for lying and copped a plea. Minimize that if you like, but some people would think it's a pretty big deal if the FBI lies. Not you, clearly. Business as usual, yeah? That's just fine, as long as Trump's the target!

And, the investigation is not over, as has been pointed out to you enough times as to call your cognitive abilities into question. I know you can't wait for more!

Trust that there will be. Though the Chernobyl of the Biden scandal may suck some of the oxygen out of the room, for sure.

Anonymous said...

Barely coherent. Try again.

Bandit said...

The libtards sure are defensive over a supposed "non-story/nothingburger" ain't they? Weird.
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Anonymous said...

Are you even trying? Lol

Laptop. Hunter Biden's laptop. Full of emails, underage porn, pics of crack smoking Hunter. All fake, right? Let me guess. Russia MADE precious Hunter peddle influence, molest teenagers, smoke crack, and put the evidence on a laptop! Those crafty Russians! Lol

But it's clear you're flailing. No one but you disputes the authenticity of the materials! Certainly not Biden, who is in a bunker somewhere hiding.

Bandit said...

New Twist In The Hunter Biden Saga: A White House Meeting For Elite Chinese Group

https://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2020/10/new-twist-hunter-biden-saga-white-house-meeting-elite-chinese-group/

OOPSIE! Dat der be's a NO NO!
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Anonymous said...

Not a single Democrat will change their vote based on the laptop scandal. It only makes them admire Slow Joe even more. They like their leaders to be as corrupt as possible.

Bandit said...

Demonrats love corruption, drugs and kiddie porn.

Anonymous said...

Russia? That has been debunked but keep beating that dead dog. Looks like the reality is The Biden’s we’re connected to Russia. Ironic. Joe is guilty of selling access to his office. He and Hunter are heading to the hole.

Anonymous said...

Well I don't 12:24, what's the Daily Caller say about this scandal? How about Infowars? I'm waiting for them to weigh in. Potentially Breitbart.

You may want to update that from "a single Democrat" to "a single sane person". That would be more accurate.

I'm just enjoying all of Bandit's links to the ether world links on the internet. Bandit is one of those guys who really takes the phrase "it was on the internet so it must be true" quite literally.

Anonymous said...

12:15 - you're right, no one could ever alter emails, pics, etc. Oh that's right except that FBI guy from the Durham thing. Otherwise, just not possible.

Let me say it again slowly for you. No one cares about Hunter's laptop except Trumptards. If this is Trump's grand plan to bring voters over to his side, it ain't working. Keep stroking.

Bandit said...

*thoroughly enjoying the flailing defense attempts and waiting for the Easter Bunny line*
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Anonymous said...

You guys make sure to let me know when one person who was voting for Biden before this changes their mind. I won't hold my breath. Oh, let me know when the Durham report drops, I mean it's only been two years, so any day now...right?

Bandit said...

Now we're down to changing minds? WOW!
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Anonymous said...

Wait, what? Try to make sense. The FBI lawyer who lied in the ridiculous Mueller investigation lied, he didn't provide a whole laptop full of evidence. If you're going to troll, try to keep up.

What's your theory, there, Columbo? Did the Russians manufacture a sophisticated puppet that looks like Hunter? Maybe they deepfaked the crack smoking and bragging about going after underage girls. Just let us know, I'm sure your theory will amuse.

It's not a grand plan of anything. It's a train wreck scandal of corruption that got bigger when Twitter and Facebook tried to censor it. And you have zero defense. ;)

Bandit said...

No Ether Bunny? DAMMIT!
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Anonymous said...

Sorry, the material is real. I know you hate it, but try to cope. ;)

Bandit said...

Just curious.... Does Hunter like to grab em by the pussy?
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Anonymous said...

What would be the response if this was one of the Trump kids?

Anonymous said...

This is getting better and better.

Waaaay back THREE DAYS AGO, when Bannon was the only one with "evidence" from the mysterious laptop, the Repairman/Trump Supporter/Conspiracy Theorist had "no idea" who had "dropped off the laptop for repair", "had no records regarding it", and the "evidence" consisted solely of fragments of e-mails that the Repairman was able to retrieve from the water-damaged Hard Drive!

But now the THREE of "Hunter Biden's" laptops in Rudy Giuliani's hands, there is a "signed receipt" for them, and the "evidence" consists of COMPLETE e-mails, Photos, and even "Kiddy Porn"!

What's Rudy gonna find tomorrow? "Proof" that Hunter Biden was the mysterious man on the "grassy knoll"? Photos of Joe in full KKK garb? Post-it notes signed by both Joe and Hunter that were attached to secret Manhattan Project material for delivery to Stalin? "Absolute evidence" that Joe was wielding a hammer at the Crucifixion?

Lap it up Trump supporters, treat this as salad dressing for the bitter herbs you'll be feasting on after Election Day, the American People just aren't buying it.


Anonymous said...

Well, let's be honest, no one is actually voting FOR Biden. God knows they keep Kamala as far away from the public as possible, as unpopular as she is. Your whole platform is Orange Man Bad. Embrace it.

But seriously. That's where you've retreated to? Granted, there's little defense possible, but really? Lol

Anonymous said...

Quick question for the Trumptards in the room. Did the 19 women who came forward during 2016 claiming Trump sexually assaulted them bother you? Did it bother you when Trump got busted on tape admitting to sexual assault by saying he "just grabs them by the pussy", Did it bother you when Trump got busted paying a pornstar for bareback sex while Melania was pregnant with Barron bother you? Did it bother you when Trump was Impeached for digging for dirt on Biden in the Ukraine? No, of course not. See how it works? Save the sanctimony. Your hypocrisy is hilarious!

Bandit said...

Mission accomplished. Insanity bomb was dead on target. Returning to base.
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Anonymous said...

I love it!!

So, you ignore the receipt and the testimony of the guy who runs the shop. Hunter's laptop. T's all out there. And again, no one but you says it wasn't his. You'd think the Biden camp would deny it, right? Wouldn't you?

So, ok, what conspiracy are you going with? Russian clone trained to look like Hunter? Maybe a Manchuria Candidate scenario where Hunter is mysteriously activated by a command word to smoke crack ON CAMERA?

Anyway, sorry. Even the FBI now is debunking the Russia b.s. You're gonna have to do better.

But it's fun watching you squirm!! Lol

Anonymous said...

Gawd, digging deep huh? Stay on topic.

Bandit said...

Ain't it though 1:01?
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Anonymous said...

So just so I have the latest email scandal straight:

Hunter Biden, who lives in Los Angeles, decides to fly 3000 miles across country to drop off 3 MacBook Pros at a computer repair shop run by a blind guy who charges the insanely low price of $85 for data recovery. Hunter gets off the plane and drunk-drives to the repair shop in Wilmington desperate for service, because everyone knows there are no computer repair shops anywhere in LA.

He staggers into the shop reeking of booze, drops them off, signs a contract for repair and then disappears, because he's so close to his easily-reachable dad that his dad is totally responsible for everything Hunter does, but so not-close that it wouldn't occur to anyone to contact his dad to relay a message to Hunter that his computers are ready for pickup.

The repair shop owner recovers the data but instead of doing what data recovery people normally do when computers are abandoned, which is to wipe the data clean and sell the hardware, he reads literally thousands of Hunter's *private* emails, a few of those thousands of emails vaguely mention a possible meeting arrangement between his dad and a Ukrainian guy. (For what? it's not mentioned.)

Repair Shop Guy is so alarmed that he contacts the FBI. The FBI arranges to pick up the hard drives, but Repair Shop Guy chooses to take the completely normal step of copying those drives. Once he realizes the FBI isn't doing anything with them (Hmmm... wonder why), he calls up the most credible ex-Mayor on Earth and hands him their contents.

That totally credible ex-Mayor is also so alarmed by these emails that instead of immediately going public or talking to Barr's DOJ, he sits on them for months and then chooses to release them 3 weeks before the election.

The responsible media then asks to independently verify their validity through a forensic analysis of the emails' metadata, but said ex-Mayor does what all normal people trying to prove facts and truth do, and chooses to totally ignore all of these requests.

Have I got this all correct, guys. That's why it's totally being ignored. It's laughably made up. And I'm really sorry how much of a nothingburger this October surprise turned out to be guys.

Bandit said...

You left out Russia! Russia! Russia! and the Ether Bunny.
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Anonymous said...

^^Ha! Bomb dropped. You just crushed their heads!!! Job well done good sir, well done!

Anonymous said...

Oh noes!!! Rudy Giuliani caught masterbating to underage girl in a hotel room in the new Borat movie! This is the same guy who "found" the laptops!! Busted. Narrative is disttergrating before our eyes! Bam!

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/oct/21/rudy-giuliani-faces-questions-after-compromising-scene-in-new-borat-film

https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-rudy-giuliani-got-caught-red-handed-with-borats-daughter

https://decider.com/2020/10/21/borat-2-rudy-giuliani-scene-maria-bakalova/

Anonymous said...

^^Bam!!! LOL!!! too funny! You can't make this shit up! Trumpturds are the worst, the absolute worst!

Bandit said...

And yet the needle hasn't moved. Weird.

Bandit said...

*kicks back and enjoys watching the flailing defense and failing Kansas Shitty*
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Anonymous said...

Rudy, you dirty-dog! What an incredible lack of character. Who would've guessed a Trumptard with zero morals, questionable ethics, and a propensity for lying would've found the Biden laptops.

Bandit said...

*notes the troll is out of bullets, chuckles and munches popcorn*
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Anonymous said...

12:53 - I mean, is that supposed to be a put down for Biden? Like "haha, look at these guys, our POTUS is so fucking bad they'd vote for Joe Biden. Losers"

Not sure how else to read that? FTR, I'd vote for a fucking potato over DJT. Our country would be much better off with an inanimate object in place.

Yeah, Trump is a grade A bag of dicks but he's also super fucking stupid and lazy and watches TV and tweets all day in between rallies to help prop up his eggshell fragile ego.

Anonymous said...

"Hands in the pants" Rudy. That's an interesting still shot of Rudy Colludy.

Bandit said...

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Damn good freak show! 😏

Anonymous said...


giggly Democrap "male" at 2:11 fantasizing about a "bag of dicks"

Anonymous said...

Sorry, even the secret service corroborates the meetings in the emails. And the FBI agrees with the DNI yesterday that there's no evidence of Russian anything here. See? All that typing for nothing.

Anyway, what's your explanation? Just because you have some vague and poorly articulated doubts doesn’t make a laptop full of evidence go away. It's still there. Those are Hunter's emails, Hunter's photos of his personal crackfest, and Hunter's well documented desire for underage girls. And, once again, the Bidens haven't disputed that the material is genuine. Sorry.

Oh wait. The Russians hired a lookalike! Yeah, that's the ticket.

You'd be better off owning this disaster cause it ain't going away, and scrambling for a defense just makes you look desperate.

Anonymous said...

What? A Borat movie? Lololol

Try to look a little less desperate lol

Byron Funkhouser said...

Silly? If twitter and Facebook would quit moderating the comments, there wouldn't be any problems, Tony. You allow just about anything, except you keep deleting my Byron Funkhouser posts. You'd be OK, as long as you don't delete posts. If you censored content that helped a political party, then you'd lose your platform exemption.

Bandit said...

He's just patfrigginthetic 2:54. Throwing feces at the wall trying to get something to stick and it ain't working. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Anonymous said...

Nothing would make me happier than an end to both "TKC" and the comments. Utter garbage. Ending this mess could force people to pursue an actual source of news...

Anonymous said...

It's not a putdown for anyone. It's just fact. You are willing to put a silver alert patient in the White House with Willie Brown's whore as a backup. Because he isn't Trump. Go ahead and admit it, it's ok. You're not alone. Just don't pretend like anyone is actually revved up about poor old senile Joe.

And you prove it yourself with your comment. Thanks!

Bandit said...

Like NPR perhaps? 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Anonymous said...

If I was Trump, I'd stop funding NPR.

(weird guy response: ^^except you're not Trump. Weird.)

Bandit said...

I'd drop bunker busters on NPR but that's just me.

Bandit said...

That's also why I could never be president. Munitions manufacturers would simply not be able to keep up with demand. 😏

Anonymous said...

3:07 - Again, I'd take a can of green beans over Trump. He's fucking stupid and shitty for this country. Make sense?

You can argue all day about how Joe is senile and what not but you sure as shit can't sell someone on Trump because there's nothing to fucking sell. He sucks. No more tweets? No more stupid fucking rallies where all he does is piss and moan about not getting his way? No more of his "I did nothing wrong, I wouldn't change a thing"? Yeah, sign me the fuck up. I'm in.

Bandit said...

*hands the libtard 3:35 a can of green beans*

Have a quality da, keep the change and don't let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha ya hear? πŸ˜πŸ™„πŸΏ

Anonymous said...

Rudy is a degenerate scumbag, pervert. He's actually caught on film doing the things he says Hunter Biden did. Ugh oh. I guess you have to consider the source of these allegations. Rudy just torpedoed his own scam! These guys are so fucking dumb! This is what you get when you pack the swamp with friends of Trump!

Anonymous said...

God damn Hee-Haw Bandit, you are a run of the mill fucking moron.

Bandit said...

I love a good libtard train wreck!
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Anonymous said...

Please stop masturbating, Trans Am guy. You'll go blind!

Bandit said...

*doesn't go Toobin like the libtards do* 😏


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*insert libtard rants, sexual propositions and inuendos, and propaganda here*
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Anonymous said...

Um no. The source of the allegations is Hunter's own laptop.

Nice try at deflection though.

Anonymous said...

Funny thing is that we agree. Your only motivation to vote at all is because you hate the Bad Orange Man.

Calm yourself and rest easy, lol

Bandit said...

Deflection overruled once again LMAO!!!!

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Bandit said...

For it now Tony. You shouldn't have gone there. I'll screenshot pertinent posts.