COVID-19 Killed Johnson County Marriages

One of the worst industries ever known to Americans had to take a pause from preying upon the insecurities of middle-class folks who are suckered into playing and paying for pricey "queen for a day" extravagances . . . Here's what locals hope is a return to "the new normal" and continued opportunity to fleece the fathers of overindulged 20-something white women.

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Johnson County venue won't postpone, schedule new weddings for 2021

OLATHE, Kan. - The wedding industry was one of the hardest hit by the COVID-19 pandemic. In April, a Lending Tree of engaged couples found 63 percent of them decided to postpone their weddings, but customers of one local venue learned moving their dates to 2021 wasn't an option.

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  1. Marriage is overrated anyway. Marriage nowadays just means a fuck-buddy and sperm donor. Divorce in 5-7 years...tops.

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    1. Or maybe 6 months for a guy like you that has a 3 inch dick and no money.

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  2. Why buy the Cow - when your getting the milk free?

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  3. ^^So the cow can tell you when to use "your" and "you're" in a sentence.

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    1. 10:16, that's the snappiest comeback of the year.

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  4. Lily Aldridge is something. Most of those VS girls look like they need to eat a sandwich....OK, So does Lily Aldridge. Still, she looks great in wedding lingerie.

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  5. Why buy the milk, when you're getting it for free?

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