Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Celebrate: Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes & Fiancée Brittany Matthews Celebrate EPIC Gender Reveal Whilst Cowtown Suffers Murder & Plague

Jealousy is a stinky cologne and so we wish the best to the new QB and admire his $400 MILLION OVERRATED CONTRACT good fortune whilst merely noting that this "news" is likely a distraction to keep locals from pondering their own fate and maybe blaming the people in charge . . . And hopefully not your wife because she overcooked the roast.

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Girl dad: Patrick Mahomes, Brittany Matthews announce they're having a baby girl

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes and his fiancée, Brittany Matthews, announced in a social media post Wednesday that they will be having a girl.Mahomes and Matthews announced on Oct. 5 that they were expecting a little one.They both posted videos to Instagram showing their beloved dogs Steel and Silver helping with the gender reveal.

19 comments:

Jim said...

It's not a girl it's a fetus. Just ask Barbara "Bullshit" Bollier.

Anonymous said...

Great point Jim. Babs looks at the “fetus” as an opportunity to abort and send sell body parts.

Anonymous said...

Oh! How wonderful.

Anonymous said...

Well whoopy fucking doo. Thank god we all know what the child will be as that is some really hard hitting information that the media deemed more important than the real news that is happening.

Fuck Me as this shit is getting completely fucking stupid.

Where is the front page shit on the Biden crap at?

Anonymous said...

That is one ugly woman. Mahomes could do a lot better.

Anonymous said...

Should they not be Politically correct and make it a transgender or an it ? That would be cool as the gang for all you confused people.

Anonymous said...


Brittany pulled the oldest trick in the book. He wouldn't marry her but wanted to live with her for how many years not? He comes into big money and wallah she gets pregnant. Not a good way to start a marriage. Does she ever think what if she didn't get pregnant would he have married her? She's a fool.

Anonymous said...

Congrats and good luck. She will bear him many children and make him very happy. Maybe twin boys next lol

Anonymous said...

8:32 "wallah?" WTF is wallah? Perhaps you mean voila! Talk about a fool. Wallah. hahahahahahaha. How pathetic is it to be stupid and ignorant in Cowtown, USA? Wallah. That is hilarious and rich.

Anonymous said...

^^A little too much.
Now, you look like a sperger.

Anonymous said...

Women in KC are sooooo jealous of this. They wanted him for themselves.

But in the "OLD DAYS" all the women wanted Tommy Morrison! How many women threw themselves at Tommy when he was in westport. Had sex with him in the parking lot or restroom? Then ran out and got tested for AIDS when the bad news came out.

Bandit said...

Who?

Anonymous said...

At least one of the Chief's cheerleaders didnt get their grimy little hooks into Patrick. So many of them are dating players. Even Coach Marty "Mcfly" Shottenheimer-minsky got a Tanner Bar and Grill South waitress pregnant. Wonder how her kid is doing. Must be at least 12 years old now.

The Real News.....Not The MSM Bullshit said...

8:40 it is you who is the idiot.

Definition of wallah
: a person who is associated with a particular work or who performs a specific duty or service —usually used in combination.

Wallah as an informal alternative form for voila.

How pathetic it is to be stupid and ignorant in Cowtown, USA like you are?

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm, 8:40 got knocked the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

Not really. Voila (Fr.) is used to announce when something occurs nearly instantly.

Wallah is derived from middle eastern usage and refers to a boy or adult who performs subservient work, such as a taxi-wallah.

Anonymous said...

We all knew that Patrick was not enough of a man to have a boy. Voila!

Anonymous said...

1:39 don't act like you understand wording when it's clear you don't.

Anonymous said...

They just bought a house in Dallas, probably wants a job with the Cowboys. Good for them.