Monday, September 28, 2020

TKC MUST SEE!!! MONDAY MUGSHOT: PARKVILLE MAYOR NAN JOHNSTON DWI!!!

Check follow-up coverage after ever Kansas City newsie was busy waiting for the po-po to release this photo and share this moment of "shame" with the public.  Again, amid coronavirus the Western world has increasingly hit the sauce and, of course, this lady is innocent until proven guilty.

Restorative justice: She looks pretty good considering the circumstances. 

More importantly . . .

Let's not forget that she's in the midst of a political battle with some of the more cranky denizens of her community who make living in Parkville just as much of a drag as anywhere else.

Check the links:

KMBC: Parkville Mayor Nan Johnston arrested for DWI, sheriff’s office says

KCT5: Parkville mayor arrested in drunk driving incident

Developing . . .

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Party on Nan. Ignore the haters! Invest in the Uber app!

Anonymous said...


But yet the drunken Quinton Lucas and Patrick Mahomes get by with drunk driving and drinking on the streets when told not to.

Anonymous said...



DWI?? hmmm..she doesn't look all shit-faced...

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe she got a ticket showing that kind of cleavage. The cops must have it in for her.

Anonymous said...

Exactly...She should have cleaved her way out of it.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if she got set up by her political opponents calling the Sherriff on her.

She is a nice looking lady.

Byron Funkhouser said...

1:10, she's 5' 11" tall.

They would of had to stand on a chair to look down her blouse.

Alcohol destroys more lives than all other drugs combined.

Charlie Horse said...

Or be gay.

Anonymous said...

Of course when she is sitting in the driver’s seat and the cop is standing next to the open window she just have to turn and look up at him with doe like eyes and with her back arched a little.

Doc Brown said...

Just remember the government PSI, buzzed driving is drunk driving. .08 she blew .098

Byron Funkhouser said...

1:10, she's 5' 11" tall.

They would of had to stand on a chair to look down her blouse.

Alcohol destroys more lives than all other drugs combined, just like it destroyed mine.

Anonymous said...

I must say she is rather hot looking.

Anonymous said...

Actually, she's 5'8" (almost). The number on the right is inches. The number on the left is height above one meter. So in her case, she's 1.72 meters tall.

Anonymous said...

Bitch got her some nice titays.
Hell, I'll buy her a pint of Turkey.

Anonymous said...

All the geezers swooning over an average looking middle aged woman with some kind of sick geriatric porn fantasy.

Is this what your life has come to, Wilford??

Anonymous said...

Was she out getting fucked as well? We need more info.

Anonymous said...

Bryon's going on about alcohol to deflect his desire for little boy penis.

Anonymous said...

She can blow my breathalyzer any time...

BigK said...

At least they didn’t have to fish her and the car out of the river in patkville. That said I would be will to drive her anywhere she needs to go.

Anonymous said...

4:44

What's your problem, faggot? What do you have against hot looking chicks?
This is a real woman. Not the tranny chicks that you like.

Anonymous said...

I hope they wont let this distract them from cancelling white culture

Anonymous said...

Byron you idiot, Nani’s 5’6” without shoes. Don’t you remember your mugshot days?

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- MOVING UP IN THE WORLD

When stopped for erratic driving after 1AM Friday night, asked to confirm her height/weight, the Mayor replied, "I'm a ton of fun looking for a 69"!!!