In a newsflash that comes as a shock to NOBODY . . . Kansas City's most celebrated footballer reminds us that dudes with a contract worth HALF-BILLION BUCKS don't have to waste time waiting around.
Check the refreshing slap in the face to traditional values that nobody believes anyhoo . . .
"Matthews posted the big news on her Instagram account Tuesday afternoon, captioning the post: “Mom & Dad, taking a small detour to the wedding.”
The two are holding an ultrasound image of their soon-to-be bundle of joy! Matthews didn’t share any news of when they baby is due . . ."
A more joyful declaration: Snarky bastards in the TKC comments were absolutely correct in their prediction on this topic.
Developing . . .