Tuesday, September 29, 2020

SHOCK!!! KANSAS CITY CHIEFS QB PATRICK MAHOMES & FIANCÉE BRITTANY MATTHEWS REVEAL BUN IN THE OVEN!!!

In a newsflash that comes as a shock to NOBODY . . . Kansas City's most celebrated footballer reminds us that dudes with a contract worth HALF-BILLION BUCKS don't have to waste time waiting around.

Check the refreshing slap in the face to traditional values that nobody believes anyhoo . . . 

Fox4: Patrick Mahomes and fiancée Brittany Matthews announce they're having a baby

Deets:

"Matthews posted the big news on her Instagram account Tuesday afternoon, captioning the post: “Mom & Dad, taking a small detour to the wedding.” The two are holding an ultrasound image of their soon-to-be bundle of joy! Matthews didn’t share any news of when they baby is due . . ."

A more joyful declaration: Snarky bastards in the TKC comments were absolutely correct in their prediction on this topic. 

Developing . . .

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

rip up the pre-nup. Britney now has half the cash!

Anonymous said...

This is why the dirty bastard gave her a ring. Shot gun wedding. I wonder if the groomsmen will be BLM supporters.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Congratulations.

A happy occurrence.

Anonymous said...

^^^ sweet.

Anonymous said...

The "boss" of the house, may as well put a boss on her head cause she is gonna be as big as a water buffalo.

Anonymous said...

Well golden boy will lose a lot of that big money he got. Any bets she dumps him before the brat is born? She'll be set for life with her one quarter black three quarters white kid.

Anonymous said...

Will he be like most black fathers never home out drinking and running the streets with the homies all the time?

Anonymous said...

Us snarky bastards are correct way more than we are ever wrong. Only Weird guy is wrong on a daily bases.

Anonymous said...

Good job Brittany.
That little zebra is your guaranteed millions for life.

Anonymous said...

You guys make me weep for humanity

Anonymous said...


Funny how he wouldn't marry here after all these years and now she's going to have a mulatto he marries her. She is one stupid skank and she is doing what all skanks do and that is get her meal ticket born now that he has money. He's not real bright either. If she wasn't knocked up would he marry her???? NO that's obvious. How flipping funny she has no self respect. So everyone welcome the illegitimate mulatto.

Anonymous said...

7:00 You really are that stupid? Grow up girl boy. You know nothing.

Anonymous said...

^^And you’re doing what all geriatric fucktards do which is cry about people who are better than you. Remember, you’re family hates you because your terrible person. You come here and say horrible things about others because you hate yourself. Please do us all a favor and kill yourself immediately . Your family, is, and the rest of the world won’t miss you.

Randi Martin said...

Call my son Pat again and I will find you and kick your ass.

Bandit said...

Too NFL/DR/Don't care.

BigK said...

Better get a DNA test make sure it’s his and not Travis . Either way the gold digger has got the world by the balls.

Anonymous said...

This makes the kid an Octaroon.
Keep adding cream to that coffee.

Anonymous said...

Are you guys ever happy for anybody? Ever?

Anonymous said...

That question is better asked to Democrats. All you people do is complain!

Anonymous said...

I am happy for them. I bet alot of golddigger girls wanted at him and now they realized they lost!

Anonymous said...

They are fornicators.

Anonymous said...

Not a very good role model. They had pre-marital intercourse.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Two Tone Mahomes messed up. He should have put the BC pills in her vodka. Gives new meaning to the term "cash cow".

Anonymous said...

This baby will make Brittany’s and Patrick’s lives way better than they can imagine. I’m happy for them.

Anonymous said...

I think in that old terminology from the 1800s,the baby would have been called a quadroon. Now these days he is just called a baby.

Anonymous said...

They are fornicators but if they get married then they are married. Better than never getting married. Glad to see that a Chiefette didnt get their hooks into him. In the 1980's the Chiefettes were having sex with alot of the players, married ones, and openly dating them.

Quadroon Lives Matter said...

A Niglet is a Niglet.

Anonymous said...

^^You should know, your wife has three illegitimate ones.

Anonymous said...

Who is the Daddy?

Anonymous said...

Hopefully, this means she will stop jumping into his arms and wrapping her legs around him like a hussy on global Super Bowl television and embarrassing the Chiefs organization and KC. Well bred classy elegant role model lady she is not.

Clayton Bigsby said...

He's still fucking Travis Kelce

Anonymous said...

^^So? You're still fucking your daughter.

Anonymous said...

WHAT about the Tanner's Sports Bar waitress who got impregnated by a Cheif's head coach? She was a hottie, porn style looks! The kid must be 15 years old now

Anonymous said...

Kelce is the daddy.

Bjs said...

I cant believe all the hateful rude comments on here

Bjs said...

I cant believe all the hateful rude comments on here