Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Kansas City Tuesday Early Morning News

They call hottie Angela White the "Meryl Streep of pr0n" and right now she inspires this peek at pop culture, community news and top headlines.

Kansas City Super Voter Tuesday Debuts

Voter registration event set for Tuesday at Truman Sports Complex

A voter registration event will be held Tuesday at the Truman Sports Complex hosted by the Kansas City Chiefs, Kansas City Royals and United Way of Greater Kansas CityThe drive-thru event, which goes from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., will allow anyone from Missouri or Kansas to register to vote in time for the Nov.

Golden Ghetto Tech Trouble Endangers Student

Parent angered after third grader ends up in adult chat room on district-issued device

JOHNSON COUNTY, Kan. - A parent in the Shawnee Mission School District is questioning the district's filtering program on devices given to students. Traci Higbee said her third grade son, Logan, somehow ended up in an adult chat room on his district-issued device while doing virtual learning last week.

Kansas City Crime Drama

'Fargo' peers into underworld of 1950 Kansas City + Demo Day

The fourth season of Noah Hawley's offbeat crime anthology series is set in the criminal underworld of 1950 Kansas City. Comedian Chris Rock takes a dramatic turn to play a crime boss who challenges the white establishment and the remnants of the city's Jewish, Irish and Italian gangs.

Sex Advice Informs 2nd Wave

Quarantined porn stars admit to 'lots of masturbating' in coronavirus lockdown

Porn stars have united to urge people to practise social distancing in a YouTube video where they also shared what they have been getting up to during lockdown. In a clip shared by Adult Time, the all-star cast tell fans how they are coping with home quarantine and advise people to prioritise safety during the growing coronavirus pandemic.

Merch Against MAGA

Biden campaign quickly capitalizes on Trump taxes report with T-shirts, buttons and stickers

Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden's campaign didn't waste any time to quickly spotlight a viral report from the New York Times on President Trump 's taxes. The report - which Trump labeled "fake news" - details how the president didn't pay federal income taxes in 10 of the past 15 years.

Stimulus Downgraded

House Democrats Introduce Scaled-Back Coronavirus Aid Package

subscribe to The NPR Politics Podcast podcast House Democrats have released a $2.2 trillion coronavirus response package as House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin attempt to revive long-stalled aid negotiations.

Debate Night Prep

Trump, Biden prepare to debate at a time of mounting crises

CLEVELAND (AP) - In an election year like no other, the first debate between President Donald Trump and his Democratic challenger, Joe Biden, could be a pivotal moment in a race that has remained stubbornly unchanged in the face of historic tumult.

COVID-19 Kills One Million

Global coronavirus death toll surpasses 1 million people

More than one million people across the globe have now died of COVID-19, according to Johns Hopkins University. The toll comes about nine months after the illness was first detected in Wuhan, China. The first death linked to coronavirus in China was reported on Jan.

Count Stopped Cold

Census Bureau intends to wrap up count on Oct. 5 despite judge's order

The Census Bureau announced on Monday that it intends to wrap up its count on Oct. 5, despite a judge's order to continue the census through the end of October. Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross Wilbur Louis Ross Trump admin asks Supreme Court to fast-track excluding people in U.S.

Celebrating Taco Tuesday

KCK Taco Trail launching just in time for National Taco Day

KANSAS CITY, Kan. - If you want some authentic tacos, look no further than Kansas City, Kansas. The KCK Convention and Visitor's Bureau has created the KCK Taco Trail as a way to highlight the city's authentic Mexican and Central American cuisine. The KCK Taco Trail features a passport to the city's more than 50 [...]

Kansas City Fashionistas Dress Up For Fall

Support local boutiques at the Second Kansas City Virtual Fashion Show

Models from Kansas City Virtual Fashion Week In April, Kansas City showed up to support local boutiques at the first Quarantine Fashion Show-a Zoom event where eight local boutiques showed off their collections in a virtual fashion show. Now, they're back for round two.

Autumn Arrives In KC

Tuesday will be mostly sunny, high near 66


Melanie Martinez - The Bakery is the song of the day and this is the OPEN THREAD for right now.


Anonymous said...

Now that's more than a handful of news links good man!

The Future said...



But the most important one was buried.

Tonight is the night when somebody finally gets a chance to call out President Trump on his trash talk. If he does it right, the President might start to cry in public.

It should be a fun show!

Charlie Horse said...

That third grader in the adult chat room will learn more about sex than most of Tony's commenters.

Anonymous said...

Trump wants to help people and the democrats want to break you and the economy nationwide. How stupid for you democrats to take the money from Trump and then bash him and support the democrats. The democrats infected the country with the virus and that's a proven fact. Dr Fauci said this back in 2017. He has a big mouth and exposed the democrats and China working together.

Anonymous said...

^Still not voting for Trump.

Anonymous said...

^Still don't need it.

Anonymous said...

And the funniest thing posted here yet is that @6:41 actually believes the crap he posted.

Anonymous said...

^^True that. Typical repubturd. They're fed a steady diet of shit from Faux News and are too lazy & stupid to think for themselves. They're going to be shocked when Trump is routed in November. They live in a bubble. Can't wait for their tears! Sooo delicious!

Anonymous said...

criminal underworld in 1950's k.c.? i can't believe it.

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to see Stutterin Joe try to remember where he is tonight. Too funny.

Anonymous said...

^^True. Also can't wait to see Dementia Donnie try to answer why he's the biggest freeloader we've ever seen. Also, will he use two hands to take a drink? Even funnier!

Anonymous said...

All the dipshits out here living in their bubble of Fox and Facebook(yeah, looking at you Trumptards). It's a phenomenon.

Ultimately unreachable by any sane person.

Anonymous said...


When Angela started doing weather reports, she always had a couple of good pointers for viewers!!!

Anonymous said...

History Lesson for our Marxist Democrat who obtained his degree from the Josef Stalin University of Moscow:

Democrat Party were the slavers, plantation owners, slave traders.

Democrat Party was the political party of the Confederacy.

Jefferson Davis, President of the Confederacy, was a Democrat.

Democrat Party formed the Ku Klux Klan

Democrat Party implemented Jim Crow Laws

Democrat Party was the Party of Segregation

Democrat Party interned Japanese Americans in Concentration Camps.

Democrat Party has a history of racism spanning 200 years.

Anonymous said...

fuck you 1:57 ya lame piece of shit, the best one is the
kck taco trail.

Anonymous said...

8:48's head is stuck in the toilet of a gender neutral bathroom.
Unfortunately only trumptards can fix a toilet.

Anonymous said...

Democratic party pushed through the Civil Rights Act. Those old school Democrats who didn't like this became Republican. Add that to historical timeline.

Anonymous said...

If the civil rights act worked why are you still talking?

Anonymous said...

democrats republicans/3 branches of US government are the 3 heads of Cerberus.

Anonymous said...

Because CNN/NYT/MSNBC hasn't been on a full court press to go after the Prez with everything they've got, right?

How is your other brain cell doing?

Anonymous said...

^^It's doing well. How's life as a Trumptard? How does all that shit he spews taste? How does it feel knowing you support the biggest thief, conman, grifter and moron in our country's history?

Anonymous said...

Democrats won't touch the shockingly corrupt tax system that allows real estate billionaires (and hedge fund billionaires) to pay zilch in taxes

because most of the billionaires donate to them.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Typical Trumptard. Can't play by the rules. Has to cheat.

You're not proving your superiority, you're just proving that you're an asshole.

Typical Trumptard.

Anonymous said...

National taco day is October 4. It also happens to be national vodka day. It promises to be a good one.

Anonymous said...

Weak. So weak lol

Anonymous said...

Just so we're clear: Jeffrey Dahmer served longer in the military, was accused of raping fewer people, was responsible for fewer deaths, and paid more taxes than Donald Trump.

Anonymous said...

The MAGATMELTDOWN continues. What a bunch of Republican pansies and tarts.

Anonymous said...

^^^ oh chimpy, you’re such a terrible liar and by the way, soros wants his troll money back because you suck at it! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

^^Oh chimpy lover, you are so in love! You beg for his attention constantly! he lives in your head always. You are so owned. Continue your monkeyshines for our amusement while you beg for his affections! Dance monkey, dance!

Diddling Don said...

I told all you Kansas City MAGATs I was a con man and tax cheat long ago. You refused to listen. Now look at this sorry bunch of cockroaches. Shitting and skampering in all directions now that the light of justice shines brightly. It’s a full-on MAGAT MELTDOWN complete with a Trump campaign manager suicide attempt and daily bombshells landing on target.

Run, Forrest, run. The true American heroes are coming fast and furious for your fascist scalps. Let’s roll!

Anonymous said...

Trump seriously needs to consider a faked White House bunker death and make a run for Argentina or some other Nazi-sympathetic shithole. Otherwise, the nigs in the US penitentiary are gonna show him what BBC is really all about.

Anonymous said...

For you, it's some kind of weird orgasm.

No one else gives a shit. But hey, I really don't blame you. If you're the democrats right now you're hurting so bad for a win that you'll grasp at anything!

No charges, no wrongdoing. After tonight's massacre of poor demented Joe, no one will remember.

But enjoy!! Lol

Anonymous said...

Hey Chimpy! Got any hot takes on NFL ratings?


Anonymous said...

^^^. No charges, no wrongdoing? BUT HER EMAILS? BENGHAZI?

Yeah. Thought so, hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

I’m betting the lame stream media will cut to commercials our comment on how wonderful sleepy joe is every time President Trumps turn comes up.

Byron Funkhouser said...

It's interesting that Republicans don't consider Fox News "Main Stream Media".

I guess they understand that Fox News is an oxymoron.

Biden will win tonight's debate. Trump will bring up Hunter, & Biden will respond by bringing up Ivanka, & then Trump will lose his temper & start up with all of his ridiculous conspiracy theories.

Anonymous said...

Cable stations are not mainstream media. That includes Fox as well as CNN and MSNBC. Mainstream refers to the broadcast TV stations as well as traditional print news outlets like NYT, WaPo, LA Times and a few others.

Fox's opinion journalists are approximately equivalent in partisan stridency to their CNN and MSNBC counterparts. Fox's actual news programs however are far more balanced than CNN's and MSNBC's.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Brokeback Munky @1:49, you need to quit faking orgasms as you so publicly grope and sniff little girls. Everyone knows your creepy ass, and your son 8-ball Hunter, better make like Gump and run to your favorite Greek BathHouse. Burismo, baby selling, Obamagate...yeah, Run, Fraudster! Run!

Anonymous said...

^^4:08 is for the retard at 1:39

Anonymous said...

Wrong, Funky! Biden will ask, "Hunter, who?" Then, he'll bring up CornPop and tell his fantasy West Side story. Next, he'll say, "Jill is my husband". Then, he will say, "Come on, man, I am the first mainstream African American who is bright and clean and a nice looking guy". And, he will ask Kamala to rub his blonde leg hairs.