Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Kansas City Police Discover Badly Decomposing Corpse Near 18th & Bristol

This afternoon local authorities stumbled upon the latest example of urban blight and the rising level of local human misery amid an election year wherein NOBODY is believably promising that things are going to get better.

Checkit:

Police investigating after dead body found in area of 18th and Bristol

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) - Police are investigating a deceased body that was found Tuesday afternoon. The Kansas City Police Department was called to the area of 18th and Bristol on a reported dead body just before 1 p.m.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

#145, no doubt about it!

Anonymous said...

Leon's ribs had smelled awful weird lately.

Anonymous said...

That’s corrington Park, just two blocks away from May’s house of kielbasa, maybe that’s their secret ingredient!

Bandit said...

Definitely a couple of white guys arguing over NHRA that got out of hand. Case solved!
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Anonymous said...

George Soros is behind all crime in kc, right???

Anonymous said...

"Badly Decomposed" seems a little redundant.

Unless there is a reason to differentiate between a moderately decomposed body versus a badly decomposed body.

Donald Trump would call it a "Hugely Decomposed" body which would catch a person's attention.

Bandit said...

Actually that would be a "bigly decomposed" body.