Monday, September 07, 2020

Kansas City Hipsters Imagine Restaurant Options Other Than Takeout

Check out The Pitch turning over their pages to a really horrible writing experiment and offering a reflection of a long gone time before the collapse of the local service industry.

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In the near future, what will restaurant adventures look like? Choose your own.

The year: 2025. COVID-19: Years in the rear-view mirror. Your roommate Samira: starving. "No more studying," she says, closing the Existential Algebra textbook on your hand. "It's the weekend. We're young, we're fun, we're tolerably attractive. We're going out. Also, it's like 8 p.m. and all I've had to eat today is a Cinnabon Coke Zero."

6 comments:

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

That’s actually a good question
What will restaurants look like when mobs of thugs disrupt your customers?
Since they have no smoking sections, then they should have no harassment sections

Bandit said...

Ugh! The Pitch. Kansas Shitty's answer to the National Enquirer.

Anonymous said...

^^^ And Bandit Darville. Suburbia's answer to and empty beer can.

Retro ROCKER said...

Your TWENTY DOLLAR Hamburgers has arrived at sit down Reasturants.FOR that you can Grill your own WOOD FIRED RIB-EYE STEAK. I

Anonymous said...

Somehow we have no problem ay all believing that Retro would shell out $20 for a hamburger, do we?

Anonymous said...

Lulz. Bandit ran off like a skeered wabbit.