Friday, August 28, 2020

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY MASK MANDATE CRACKDOWN FEARED IN WESTPORT THIS WEEKEND!!!



Because we love our local small biz friends and want to provide a nice bit of local gossip before it becomes news . . . Here's the word about an upcoming coronavirus enforcement . . .

WARNING!!! THE KANSAS CITY MASK MANDATE CRACKDOWN STARTS IN WESTPORT THIS WEEKEND!!!

A Laissez-faire attitude toward masks in local nightlife spots has been documented by local MSM, politicos and public health officials . . . Moreover, locals have loved narc-ing on small biz for mask indiscretions and party people can be exceptionally petty.

To wit . . .

WESTPORT HAS BECOME A LATE NIGHT NO-MASK SPEAKEASY & NOW PUBLIC HEALTH ADVICE FROM DR. REX INSPIRES PUSH BACK FROM UNTOUCHABLE HEALTH INSPECTORS ACCOMPANIED BY REGULATED INDUSTRIES!!!

Make no mistake "untouchable" Dr. Rex plays hardball when it comes to coronavirus and has even suggested locking Prez Trump away for life because of an alleged lackluster response to the pandemic.



Spot checks are a reality of local bar/restaurant life and weeks without masks in Westport during the late night have finally drawn the attention of health department officials.

And so, whilst some of us celebrate that there were no cases of corona in KCMO reported yesterday . . . The public health crackdown and mask mandate enforcement is still in effect and looks to protect this town's progress against COVID-19.

Developing . . .

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

After midnight there is not a mask inside or outside westport. Too bad, a lot of lifelong smokers should be more careful.

Anonymous said...

^^^

True dat.

Dee said...

sucks that they've been going after westport and smaller restaurants but absolutely no enforcement inside big box stores or national chains.

I guess City Hall always knows who they can bully.

Bandit said...

Bullshit to English translation: "Q Ball is power tripping again."

Anonymous said...

You mean to tell me that there are at least a few small businesses surviving the shutdowns in KCMO?
Get on that right away, smiley selfies Lucas!
Pardon all the rioters you want, but be sure to make the local business people accede to your every demand.
There's not going to be too much left in KCMO by the time the pandemic is over and the city budget is already sucking air.
Anything at all left in the GO bond cupboard?

Anonymous said...

The mandate is its own reason for the mandate now. It does not matter that the virus has nearly disappeared from the ICUs of the city and hardly anyone in the entire state is dying from the Chinese virus. It is about power and bureaucrats whose only purpose in life is bossing others around. That is how they feel purpose in their own sorry lives, by bullying others. The Recall Q-ball effort should have some petitioners stationed in Westport this weekend. They will probably get a lot of signatures if Rex’s mask Nazis show up.

Anonymous said...

masks save lives.

Bandit said...

So do bullets in Antifa.

Anonymous said...

Rex bought a lot of stock in mask companies. He needs to keep the sham going so he has money to go to Worlds of Fun next spring.

Anonymous said...

Sign up for health tips from Obese Rex. You too can get winded walking upstairs.

Anonymous said...

The logo on his shirt and on the wall is from an ancient Mayan culture that worshipped walrus penises.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Rex Archer is a Communist Asshole.

Comrade Archer is on a power trip shutting down small businesses while he is still getting paid and earning a fat pension.

Typical life-long government bureaucrat and a medical crackpot.

The Corona Virus economic shutdown was purely a Communist Democrat ploy to derail the U.S. economy and hurt President Trump's re-election.

More people have died of homicides, pneumonia, flu, diabetes, car accidents, heart attacks than corona virus.

Retro ROCKER said...

They need the slaves under control. Put on the mask, you can't send your kids to school .You have to be politically correct.

Anonymous said...

Don't be a pussy. Just walk in like boss and tell them you can't wear a mask...works everytime.

Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit. Gator country.

Anonymous said...

Masks are not being used Inside or outside the bars. Do something mayor, close the bars at 10:00 pm. and save lives.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone died from going to a bar at Westport? Anyone? If there had been you can be sure we would have heard about it already. Just bureaucrats asserting dominance since they are not and never have been alpha-dogs in real life.

Anonymous said...

1:56 You're more likely to get punched in the face by a violent BLM or Antifa protester coming out of a Westport bar than getting hurt by COVID-19. Don't wear your MAGA hat. These people don't care that Trump lowered black unemployment to record lows, helped black universities more than any other president and created Opportunity Zones to help black businesses. Maybe because they like beating up people, setting things on fire and looting for free stuff than going to school, running a business or having a job.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet none of that is true. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Ok, Nancy.

Anonymous said...

3:17 Make America Great Again!

Anonymous said...

It actually was all true weird bitch.

Anonymous said...

Westport ? Is that were mindless Blacks shoot and kill people and BLM doesn't say a peep ? Or did we forget that Shizzell ? Guess they have to be killed by a cop to be a Black life that matters.

I've seen your lady, she is sexy said...

^^^

Nope, Westport is where your wife comes when she's looking for some of that good D. She's not picky, she loves it from all kinds. She says @5:31 can't keep her satisfied.

Anonymous said...

COVID lives in that old hag vaj he has stapled to his face.

Anonymous said...

But Rex over 70 people have died and we have nearly 8000 additional cases since the riots started, where was your plan to protect the citizens of kc? Your plan wasn’t lackluster you didn’t and still don’t have a plan.... except to tell people to wear a mask. Great plan dipshit, you’re the one that should be sent to fucking prison you fucking lying psychopath

Anonymous said...

Did the last Negro Killer wear a mask ? One before him ? ten before ? Hell no you basic bitches , not in KILLA CITY. Weird No out cry by BLM when they killed the little homo white boy. That's dirty.