Attention ladies and grown-ass adult male fanboys who dream of emerging from mom's basement one day . . . Kansas City Chiefs TE Travis Kelce is single again.
More importantly . . .
KANSAS CITY MSM IS SO TIMID AND LAME THAT THEY HAVEN'T MENTIONED KELCE'S CAPTIVATING BREAKUP DRAMA!!!
Okay, it's not that captivating but still good for a giggle amid desperate times and mostly bad news for the broke-ass American public. Certainly politically correct and "woke" sensibilities haven't prevented us from laughing at the foibles of a millionaire who is looking forward to even more success and potentially limitless dating opportunities. And it's not like Kegger Kelce is going to understand half of the jokes at his expense anyhoo.
And so, in the name of free speech, liberty, poor taste and the twisted idea of populism which manages to trick most voters nearly all of the time . . . We share these relevant links regarding Kelce's love life . . . Not out of jealousy, but simply because so much local taxpayer subsidy for the Kansas City Chiefs basically makes the guy a minor public official . . .
Travis Kelce is a free agent. On Tuesday, the Kansas City Chiefs tight end confirmed he and girlfriend Kayla Nicole had broken up, vehemently denying that infidelity was the catalyst of the split. "This is fake news... a lie... and not why Kayla and I broke up...
Kegger Kelce Calls Cheating Rumors 'Fake News' In Semi Prez Trump Tribute
NFL superstar Travis Kelce has finally confirmed his split with longtime girlfriend Kayla Nicole -- but insists it's NOT because he cheated with a "Becky." As we previously reported, Kayla unfollowed the KC Chiefs TE on Instagram last week and scrubbed her profile of all traces of Kelce ...
In a since-deleted tweet screengrabbed by TMZ, the NFL player confirmed the split but denied rumors that he cheated on his girlfriend of three years Travis Kelce and his longtime girlfriend have ended their relationship, the Kansas City Chiefs tight end confirmed on Tuesday night.
More to the point . . .
If Kansas City MSM and sycophant sports talkers are willing to squash a story so fun and distracting, what else are they hiding from the public and inquiring minds who want to know more than just the press release cover story?!?
You decide . . .