Monday, August 17, 2020

Reporting Kansas City Notary Niceness For Snail Mail Ballots That Will NEVER Arrive

Local news is ironically slow with a bigger story . . .

TKC TOLD YOU SO!!! THERE ARE DOZENS OF VOTERS IN KANSAS CITY WHO NEVER RECEIVED THEIR PRIMARY MAIL-IN BALLOTS AND LOCAL MEDIA IS TOO SCARED TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT IT!!!

This isn't a partisan issue, merely a hint that local election boards and the Post Office are about to sink American Democracy into the greatest existential crisis we've seen in the modern era . . . Or at least since Chicago Mayor Daley and Joe Kennedy were double-fist stuffing ballot boxes back in 1960.

Read more:

KC entrepreneur signs off on curbside notary events

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - In most cases, Missouri residents who opt to mail-in their vote must have their ballot notarized. But more than a dozen Kansas City, Missouri, businesses are partnering with a local entrepreneur to make that process easier.

47 comments:

Somebody who remember things said...

Tony, don't you mean the greatest crisis since a partisan Supreme Court divided strictly along Party lines to appoint a President in 2000?

Anonymous said...

^^^^

Good call.

The Bitter Truth said...

There were a few in JoCo who didn't get their ballots either. But when you move and don't file a change of address you're not going to get your ballot nor will you be allowed to legally vote. People have to be idiots to trust the USPS to handle something like ballots in a timely manner. Just ask the many thousands whose taxes never make it to the IRS.

Anonymous said...

^^^And yet many, many, many millions of people trust the USPS with their social security checks every month. So weird. You stupid fucking retard.

Anonymous said...

^^exactly, the mail has been reliable for my bills every month. Maybe UPS and Fed Ex could join forces with USPS to help with the demand. You could get your ballot along with that useless item you just had to have off amazon.

Charlie Horse said...

Any idiot who thinks the post office still delivers social security checks should be rolled in cow shit and then deep fried.

Anonymous said...

^^^uh they deliver life saving prescriptions in a timely manner all the fucking time, so is that a better example for you? or does it not fit your narrative?

I mean, at least they used to, now that Trump has stepped in and ruined it, not so much. Everything, and I mean everything, that fucker touches dies.

Anonymous said...

And yet many many many millions of people get their bills delivered EVERY. SINGLE. MONTH. On time. Always. Super fucking weird. You retarded geriatric fucktards.

Anonymous said...

You should be so lucky

Anonymous said...

You really are in a pissy mood today 8:52. Having trouble getting the gerbil out from last night?

Anonymous said...

^^No your wife already came by today while you were on here, and tossed my salad. All good down there now. OK Boomer?

Anonymous said...

hahaha He's a twelve year old!

Anonymous said...

Oh snap! 9:05 tried to run snark, but got his geezer skull crushed by 9:11! That was brutal dude!

Anonymous said...

Oh snap! Boomer Hater's panties are in a wad! Don't let your mommy catch you wearing them!

Anonymous said...

"OK Boomer," “Geezer” or another variation used in a disparaging tone = the new N-word equivalent phrase that tries to diminish and dehumanize the elderly and make them sound stupid in a “hip” way. Age discrimination and elder abuse are alive and well in America, and these issues are as disgusting, shameful and wrong as racism.

Anonymous said...

It's not so much the capacity or incapacity of the Postal Service that is the problem, although that is certainly a factor. It's the integrity of the voter rolls. Ballots are being sent to dead people and even dogs. Others go to actual voters, but at their former addresses, sometimes three addresses ago. So even if the PS can do it, the likelihood that Fido will be among the voters should disqualify mail-in voting as a standard option.

Anonymous said...

If your only means of self esteem is by degrading any and all comments by other posters and/or older people who made the way for you in this world then you are really one sad self indulged idiot who deserves the wrath of the karma bitches one of these days!

Anonymous said...

^^^Repulbiturd

Anonymous said...

^^^Communist

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows the Dems are becoming desperate and nervous because Trump is quickly catching Biden in the polls. They need to figure out a way to cheat, since the party has lost all integrity with the false charges aimed at Trump and his staff for four years. They will stop at nothing and believe the end justifies any means to regain the White House. The convention will give Biden a little bump, but then it's lights out unless he shows he can think on his feet and answer tough questions from reporters. The Durham Report and the Republican Convention might be the final nail in Biden's coffin. Most blacks are not enthused about Kamala Harris and like how Trump lowered black unemployment to record lows. Ironically, Obama still holds records for high black unemployment.

Anonymous said...

I have to laugh at the idiots that think that a majority still get their checks in the mail along with their bills. I have been paperless billing on everything but my car tags(which I renew online) for I'm guessing 15 years. My checks go right to the bank as they have for hell I guess 15 years as well.

Wake up you fools.

Bandit said...

Joe's token ho isn't working out. Black voters aren't excited. Voters in general aren't excited. He went for the first one to bail out in the primaries. Middle Class Joe should have fingered a different black vagina.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet he’s absolutely crushing Trump and becomes the next president easily in a total wipe out of everything Trumpturd. Now go find something better to do Boomer because you’re dumb as fuck and a complete bore.

Bandit said...

Right Chimpy. Obviously you haven't looked at today's polling after they adjusted closer to reality. Thos things are loaded Dem heavy to start with and you know it. Go back to huffing farts or whatever it is you sniff for recreation kid.

Anonymous said...

^^Huh?? Sorry, I don’t speak stroked-out Boomer. Can one of you other do-nothing losers translate?

Anonymous said...

He said you are a clueless dumb fuck

Anonymous said...

^^Thanks you stroked-out, do-nothing Boomer. And your family said you were good for nothing.

Bandit said...

The Trump campaign will be doing a nightly recap of the Democrat convention. That should be a riot to watch! Libtard heads will be exploding from coast to coast! Pelosi's face is probably already melting.

Anonymous said...

^^^How many times have you said libtard today loser? If you put as much time into being a decent person as you do into this shitty blog, you wouldn’t be so alone.

Bandit said...

Since you are trolling me you should already know the answer. Back read and count. Take your shoes off so you don't get lost libtard Chimpy dummy.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet your response doesn’t relive you of being a shitty human being. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Regardless of party affiliation, I wouldn’t trust the postal service with anything of extreme importance. Yes, checks, meds, etc are very important, but checks can be re-issued and lost meds re-sent. But I wouldn’t be comfortable voting by mail regardless of which candidate I was backing.

Bandit said...

1:07's life calling is to be a useless turd.

Anonymous said...

Darville you Russian piece of shit! You been drinkin the Smirnoff, bitch.

Anonymous said...

Like how the Clinton's took hundreds of millions of dollars from the Russians?

Bandit said...

If I'm taking fire I must be over the target. A certain little Chimpy sure is acting like he knows that the dog his side put up won't hunt. Poor baby! Thow a bigger tantrum please! It's so much fun to watch!

Anonymous said...

Democrats also trust an abusive, woman hating politician https://www.kctv5.com/politics/final-vote-count-in-kansas-house-race-expected-monday-night/article_224f52bc-e094-11ea-a16a-c78e29beb32c.html

" Coleman is running a liberal platform that includes universal health coverage, eliminating college tuition, defunding the police and legalizing marijuana. But he received more attention for a social media post suggesting he would “laugh and giggle” if a former GOP state lawmaker died of COVID-19, another post endorsing abortion up to the moment of birth and a third acknowledging that allegations that he engaged in online bullying, blackmail and revenge porn were true."

Anonymous said...

Take it easy on Chimpy. Mondays are hard for him. Another weekend home visit from his mental ward went badly. That always makes him irritable.

And another weekend ruined for whomever has to visit with Chimpy for two days.

Bandit said...

Chimpy is in a particularly bad mood today 2:59. Felt like feeding him. I was just helping him make it worse. 😁 He doesn't seem to be happy unless he has something to bitch about. Pretty much like any Demonrat in that respect.

Anonymous said...

^^^You seem really, really, really sad. Lonely too. Mostly sad. It’s apparent you don’t have anybody else or anything better to do. It’s really sad.

Bandit said...

Never mind me Chimpy dummy. I'm doing just fine. You, on the other hand, I expect to see burning things very soon.

Anonymous said...

^^Wow dude, you really are sad! How fast you’re replying to these post indicates you don’t really have anything better to do. You’re super boring as well. I would feel sorry for you, but based on all of your posts, you deserve to be alone.

Bandit said...

I like playing with my food.

Anonymous said...

^^Quit spamming the thread retard

Bandit said...

You first Chimpytard!

Anonymous said...

Curbside Notary just like drive through confessional. Toot, tell and go to hell.

Anonymous said...

This notary had better check id's and keep pristine records of documents she has notarized and for whom. Failure to follow those steps is a Class D felony.