Raytown Drug Murder Suspect With Beautiful Golden Curls Might Have Tough Time In Jail

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19-year-old charged in Raytown homicide called 'drug deal gone bad'

JACKSON COUNTY, MO (KCTV) - A 19-year-old has been charged in connection with a fatal shooting that happened on Monday in Raytown. According to the Jackson County Prosecutor, Aaron Michael Hays has been charged with second-degree murder and delivery of a controlled substance.

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  1. He sure got a purddy mouth.

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  2. Well, he looks like a homosexual anyway. He’ll like all the dick he gets in jail.

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  3. Yet another white killer? I guess we know who’s doing all the killing around here! When does it end?

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    1. Statistics show it's overwhelmingly blacks. :)

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    2. 52% vs 48%. Hardly overwhelming. Basically, you're as likely to be killed by a white person as a black.

      If you're white, you are 4x more likely to be killed by a white person than a black. Reality people. Reality.

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  4. More than likely he will claim self defense and the prosecutor will plea bargain it down to probation.

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  5. That dude might as well go ahead and tattoo "PRISON BITCH" on his forehead.

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  6. This bitch be mine!

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  7. Actually, he will do quite well in prison.
    He will have time to contemplate his life and determine to make the positive changes needed to return to and then advance the culture. When he is paroled, he will meet a nice girl at church, settle down and marry.
    He will start in a humble, but honest, job. He will advance to an influential position and live an idyllic life.

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  8. no more drugs for him now! He is finally off drugs!

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  9. He'll get the shaft!

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  10. Dey gonna cut off alls his pretty hair

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  11. Funny seeing all these comments about how bad he is. I knew him personally. None of y'all apparently read any of the actual news article as he wasn't the shooter. He was the passenger in the vehicle when his friend was shot and killed. He was for the most part a good kid who did stupid things. He was actually trying to get his shit together. Always had cool photos, videos and stories of hiking with his dog. But y'all think hes just some thug killer. This im sure will get all sorts of hate.

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    1. I knew him too... sad to see all these people so quick to assume and throw hate towards others.

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  12. 1:27 The innocent ones are "always trying to get their shit back together." They are the ones that fill the prisons. At least the ones that that the liberals haven't cut loose due to the zombie virus cooties. If he was trying to get his shit back together he wouldn't have been there in the first place.

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  13. Looks like he got charged with felony murder: " (2) Commits or attempts to commit any felony, and, in the perpetration or the attempted perpetration of such felony or in the flight from the perpetration or attempted perpetration of such felony, another person is killed as a result of the perpetration or attempted perpetration of such felony or immediate flight from the perpetration of such felony or attempted perpetration of such felony." https://revisor.mo.gov/main/OneSection.aspx?section=565.021

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  14. There is nothing funny about prison rape.

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  15. Your his friend? And think is a good guy? If he is convicted of murder then he is a murderer? You call a murderer good?

    Adolf Hitler loves dogs, had many, took pictures with them too. All that means NOTHING!

    You may want to learn what good and evil really is. You standard for "good" is way to low.

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  16. Prison rape is most certainly funny when criminals get it up the ass.

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  17. 1:27, is he a good lay?

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  18. *Coca-Cola came out my nose*

    That was funny but shit it hurt!

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  19. Wheter you think he is good or bad - he will soon be a convicted murderer. That will never come off his record. So I guess we will have a "good murderer?"

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  20. He needs to buy a dildo and start loosening up those anal muscles now.

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