Saturday, August 29, 2020

Newsflash: Swope Park Can Be Dangerous

Quick slice of local life as hipsters continue to forget their surroundings. Read more:

Car break-ins at Swope Park trail have avid mountain bikers concerned

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - A popular metro park is the latest place that's been hit by thieves who are breaking into vehicles. They're targeting the Swope Park parking lot along Oakwood Drive. "The trail part is very safe," Marissa Andersen said. "I ride here by myself. It's really a great place, safe place.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

BLMers working hard.

Anonymous said...

I see no evidence of protestors. Just a baseless smear.

Anonymous said...

What's the problem insurance will pay for the damage.

Reparations, BLM!

Charles Whitman said...

I wonder how many of these car break ins will be investigated by the defunded police fórce?

Anonymous said...



“Swope is like the crown jewel of Kansas City mountain bike trail systems,” Hemme said, “an escape from the urban city. If we can get more people here, maybe that would deter the break-ins.”

Delusional thinking regarding deterring break-ins.

Sad reality for KC.

Anonymous said...

947. Good comment

Anonymous said...

Break-ins stopped at the Zoo parking lot once they began charging a parking fee.

Anonymous said...

9:55 doesn't stop felons from killing their loved ones while negligently handling illegal firearms.

Anonymous said...

Other current news:

Germans bomb Pearl Harbor

Anonymous said...

And yet Swope Park isn’t dangerous at all. Weird.

Anonymous said...


Whites improving their health getting outdoor exercise..

blacks breaking into their cars --to sell what they stole to score more crack.

BLM?

Anonymous said...

Oh, Chimpers @11:19, of course, it's NOT dangerous for a dumb monkey that never leaves his cage. And, quit throwing your welfare bananas at the zoo visitors. Stupid monkey, there's too much taxpayers' funds being wasted by mooches like you.

Anonymous said...

Shut it down. It’s a poor excuse for a park. Too much crime out there. There are many other places to hike and get exercise. Save the money and let the BLM supporters use it to play combat against one another.

Anonymous said...

They ought to rename it Spook Park.

Anonymous said...

Spook Park is perfect.

Anonymous said...

Swope Park- aka great criminal area. True DAT ?

Charlie Horse said...

Get a damn Trunk Monkey to protect your cars. Set it from stun to kill.

Anonymous said...

Lulz

Anonymous said...

Are you serious ? Monkeys rob the cars at Swope Park. Where you been ?

Anonymous said...

That entire area is very dangerous. Dont be stupid. Avoid it. Read the police statistics.

Anonymous said...

Newsflash: Russians launch Sputnik and Swope Park is dangerous.

Anonymous said...

I live in the area of Swope Park. It is very risky to walk anywhere. People are randomly shot as they walk. Please do not risk getting hurt. Go to another area to exercize. You have the whole city available.

The Ayatollah said...

One of my best friends of my life was found dead in Swope Park.... unfortunately that doesn’t narrow it down... yes he was black.... The Black American culture needs to be erased . It’s a disaster

Anonymous said...

11:19 Weird dude must live in a Unicorn sprinkled world. Swope park is a crime ridden area and has been for decades. The pony express has been replaced.