Friday, August 07, 2020

Kansas Guv Kelly Cleared Of COVID

Good news for locals amid outcry over the shocking secrecy of this top ranking government outbreak. Read more:

Kansas Governor Laura Kelly tests negative for coroanvirus, aide says

TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) - Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly tested negative for the coronavirus on Friday after being in a public meeting last month with a legislative leader who'd been infected and hospitalized, a spokesman said. Spokesman Sam Coleman said the governor was tested Friday morning and received her results quickly.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It must not be that contagious after all. Do you think she might relax her mask mandate now? Nah, that is crazy talk!

Bandit said...

Went to the doc today for an annual. Got knocked on my ass earlier this year before the zombie virus cooties were an actual thing. In retrospect he thinks that is exactly what I had. Sickest I'd ever been in my life. No hospitalization. No ventilator. A lot of the symptoms but they couldn't pin it down at that time.

I lived much to the dismay of many liberals and a lot of trolls. Could care less about their feelers. F*** em! Oddly, I have rarely done the mask thing since this all hit. Haven't even felt the list bit sick. Don't tongue kiss strangers or do the horizontal bop them, stay clean and you'll be fine. Been all over the eastern half of the state so far and still have no zombie virus cooties.

Cower in place if you must but life will go on with or without you.

Anonymous said...

Thankfully Granny is well so she can grab her axe and start closing more churches.

The Ayatollah said...

I know most disagree, but I like her. I feel safety is her priority, and it’s obviously not helping her politically. I like her leadership. Ok, I’m ready for the boos ...

Anonymous said...

Governor "Shutdown Granny Clampett" is at it again. There are almost 3 million people in Kansas. Only 335 people of those 3 million have died of COVID. The flu killed more people in Kansas last year. With the shutdowns, we have destroyed people's lives and financial futures; greatly increased drug overdose, alcohol overdose and domestic abuse cases; caused an uptick in suicides; and forever hurt the development of children's brains – all because of the deaths of .0000112 percent of the state's population … and to keep Sleepy Joe Biden safely in his basement bunker until the election is over.