Wednesday, August 19, 2020

Kansas City Plays with Corona



Organized sports are likely the greatest American waste of time ever crafted in order to distract the middle-class from real life.

These pastimes are rabidly protect by people who risk losing their identity outside of high school walls. Ordinarily, this is all harmless enough and offers knee surgeons valuable training. However, amid the pandemic . . . Students, parents and other assorted locals arguing for the right to frolic amongst other mediocre competitors seems like a waste of time that could be squandered far more enjoyably whilst playing video games.

Examples . . .

Fox4: Blue Valley athletes, parents rally outside board meeting in push for fall sports, return to school

KCTV5: "An online petition to begin fall sports on time in Clay County has gathered 5,000 signatures among the five districts there in response to the county health director recommending postponing fall sports to spring."

You decide . . .

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

These people make me think of Forest Gump "Stupid is as Stupid does!"

Anonymous said...

C'mon, man! Play sports! Bring in students, faculty, and parents from other areas of the city to spread the Wuhan Flu to everyone! Let's build up our herd immunity! Knock it out of the park! Score a goal! Make a jump ball thingie! Let's see if we can kill a few more boomers with the Chinese Flu. Weird.

^^boy

Maga Man said...

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Anonymous said...

I ran several of Boomer Hater/Weird boy's comments through an online age detection app for written materials and it showed in the results that he is only 10 years old. You can tell his age by his lack of writing skills and his frequent temper tantrums. I'm guessing he dropped out of elementary school, and his mother doesn't know what to do with him. For his welfare, we’ve started a GoFundMe page titled “Save the 10-Year-Old Dumbass."

Anonymous said...

^^Boring & not funny the first five times you posted it

Anonymous said...

Over 85 percent of the deaths are people over 80. We are ruining our lives to squeeze a few more years out for folks watching Matlock that none of their family even visits.