Thursday, August 06, 2020

Kansas City Hipster Coronavirus Checklist

Credit where it's due, this is a quick and painless look at local resources and basic health info with links to more research . . . Local hipsters might be failing at covering the news but this practical checkup could be useful for chattering class in their moments of doubt.

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Think you have COVID-19? Here are the steps to take.

Photo by Engin Akyurt, courtesy of Unsplash You've got symptoms. Now what? So you woke up with a fever, a cough, and/or shortness of breath. Or, you came into contact with someone who tested positive. Let's agree that this is goddamned stupid that this disease has all the same symptoms as anxiety and allergies at the beginning, so it's just...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think that Article Meant HIPSTERS and HIV. not covid. Weird

Anonymous said...

^^and yet it didn't. Geriatric fucktard. Weird.

Weird guy said...

I read the checklist. They forgot, "post it all over social media and blame it on Trump rather than China." Weird.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet it was Trump who did nothing about his virus and watched 157,000 Americans die and keep dying everyday unabated. "It is what it is" Weird.

Anonymous said...

Weirder yet, Trump is not responsible for your lack of basic hygiene and stupidity of wanting to have your crotch beside a stranger while you wait in a Walmart line. Somethings you should have learned by 4. As you still got the blaming part of 3 down pat.