Friday, August 21, 2020

Huzzah!!! Coronavirus Kills RenFest 2020!!!

Last year #MeToo ruined medieval good times . . . This time around, plague thwarts amateur actors and their horrible faux British accents.

Checkit:

Kansas City's Renaissance Festival canceled due to COVID-19 pandemic

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -Organizers for the 2020 Kansas City Renaissance Festival cancelled the event on Friday, citing the ongoing coronavirus crisis. Organizers said they worked hard over the last five months to develop a plan to result in a safe and healthy Renaissance Festival. However, they say current state directives will not change significantly in [...]

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would have thought among the Trump crowd, these folks would have been categorized as essential works and forced to open up.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Sure, don't they fit right in with the rest of Trump's Fairytales?

Anonymous said...

Huge numbers of underage girls lose their virginity to dirty old men at this festival each year. Its filled with pervs. The Feds should bust them!

Anonymous said...

Perfect for Rapey Joe!

Anonymous said...

Damn I am going to miss the wenches!

Anonymous said...

Sure will miss the Scummy as fuck actors and the Fat girls with exposed fat girls tits. Renfest is the same crap each and every scumbag filled year. If they every need to find a casting call for the SAN FRAN TENDERLOIN District, renfest would be excellent.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for checking it out every year and reporting back.

Anonymous said...

Methinks thou doth protest too much...

https://www.thedailybeast.com/hillary-clinton-gave-state-department-job-to-epstein-madam-ghislaine-maxwells-nephew-says-report/

"that ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton “gifted” Maxwell’s nephew, Alexander Djerassi, a position within her department when he was just out of college and gave him “special treatment.”...
The role at the State Department wasn’t the nephew’s only Clinton-related gig.

From September 2007 to June 2008, Djerassi was a policy associate for Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign."

Democrats are addicted to losing.

Anonymous said...


But the rioters are still out there aren't they? And to think they are going to have their street painting party but you can't have your fall fest.

Anonymous said...

Like the one where Trump was the only one to help the prosecution of Epstein back in the day?

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-07/trump-was-only-one-help-prosecutor-2009-epstein-case

"Following a 2018 financial settlement between Florida attorney Bradley Edwards - who represented one of Epstein's accusers, only to be later sued by Epstein, Edwards claimed that Donald Trump was the 'only person' who provided assistance when Edwards served subpoenas and notices to high-profile individuals connected to Epstein."

Why didn't the Clinton's help prosecute Epstein? Was it because they were too busy giving his cadre employment at the State Dept and on the 2016 campaign?

Anonymous said...

I love the RenFair! Most of the "actors" are very liberàl! But I have fun anyway. Huzzah!

Anonymous said...

STD's are spread there like its free money. YOung chicks go just to find a actor to lose their virginity to. There is no more knights protecting a girls honor. As girls have no honor now.

Anonymous said...

Only larpers, thespians, lesbians, and gays attend that thing anyway. The Pokemon Go crowd will be sad.

Anonymous said...

This will free up more liberal actors in leotards -- some in black face with permission, of course -- and work on the dangerously slick BLM street murals.

Anonymous said...

Who would fuck those crack head looking Queerbaits? So are you saying they screw 10 -12 year olds with father issues ? because no person older than that would screw those losers. And if they are playing crackheads, they are Winning like Charlie Sheen . Went once, never again.