FORMER MAYOR FUNKY AND WIFE GLORIA SQUITIRO THREATEN TO MOVE BACK TO KANSAS CITY AGAIN!!!



For old times' sake we check a constant threat from the former "first lady" of Kansas City and aspiring author . . .

KICK-ASS denizens of our blog community shared a quickie comment from Gloria Squitiro revealing far too much personal biz to the public via social media . . .

"Do you think KC can handle the Funks walking about town again?

"No matter, because we’re going to Kansas City, Kansas City here we come. They got some crazy little woman coming back and she’s looking to buy herself some land."

Given the lackluster sales of her self-published first book and/or the rapidly diminished capacity for political memory among Americans . . . I think she might be surprised how little anyone cares.

You decide . . .

Comments

  1. Better than Chastain

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  2. "I think she might be surprised how little anyone cares."

    Your creepy obsession with them notwithstanding

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  3. I care.
    So glad to have the former First Couple back.

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  4. Maybe he can run for mayor again.

    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  5. GO AWAY GLORIA!

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  6. First 7:34 just think, mayor mckneely could be replaced by funkytown! Now that would be a major blow to bald man bad! Hahahahaha!

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  7. Stay the fuck out of KC lurch you creepy fuck

    and keep that cunt of a wife of yours on her leash

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  8. ^^we would ask the same of you Boomer!

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  9. Great news!!

    We look forward to their return.

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  10. I ran several of Boomer Hater/Pops/Geriatric Fu*ktard/Weird/CHUD boy's comments through an online age detection app for written materials and it showed in the results that he is only 10 years old. You can tell his age by his lack of writing skills and his frequent temper tantrums. I'm guessing he dropped out of elementary school, and his mother doesn't know what to do with him. For his welfare, we’ve started a GoFundMe page titled “Save the 10-Year-Old Dumbass."

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  11. 7:34 why not? It couldn't be any worse than what we have. Personally, I think it would be great to have the Funk back! Great entertainment!

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  12. Either one of the Squitiros would be a better mayor than Lucas. So would the turd I shat and flushed this morning.

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  13. who are they?

    is the the guy who posts on tkc?

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  14. If they move back I don't think anyone cares as long as he, or I mean his wife stays out of city, county or state Gov.

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  15. name the airport after them!

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  16. Why not give it a shot. Can't be worse than the assclown there now.

    Bring back da funk.

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  17. We have enough white trash as it is. We don't need either of you back!

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    1. "We have enough white trash as it is."

      Hey, living proof

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  18. Funkhowser was great for Kansas City. I wish they would hire him to be the City Manager.

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  19. ^^^^

    Shut up, Gloria.

    He ran the city into the ground and then the magazine ran into the ground. TOTAL failure. Thanks to you!

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  20. ^^What have you done besides come on here? Thought so. Make sure you include yourself in the TOTAL FAILURE club.

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  21. KC does not need Fuckhauser back!

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  22. I actually sorta liked these people but the fact they want to move back to KCMO has me questioning their cognitive abilities.

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  23. ^^Why? You're here CHUD? What's wrong with yours?

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  24. Almost anything would be better than Mayor McDrinkerson.

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  25. Mr. Funkhouser recieved more votes than several Mayoral candidates in his last election, and he got far more votes than Jim Rowland.

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  26. Gloria’s “mammy” comment would have been extra explosive now during the negro renaissance.

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  27. That still didn't make him worth a shit.

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  28. Before Funk even took office he was being attacked by operatives and consultants who wanted to control KC on behalf of Baltimore Cordish and other developers. They lost influence when Kay Cronkite Waldo Barnes left office. The bond dealers were also prominent in this group. They had recruited Barnes for Mayor and benefitted financially from her term in office. Funk told this writer that Mike Burke was responsible for coordinating the attacks. Glorioso(RIP) played a major role in the unceasing vicious attacks.

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  29. Actually Funk had a pretty fiscally responsible view of how City government should run. It's was the polar opposite of the tax, borrow, spend, fuck the tax payers over, rinse and repeat policies of Lucas, S'lie, Queen Kay and Cleaver.

    Funk was an asshole and didn't have clue 1 about how to bring people together and such. And Gloria was a major league distraction. But the one thing you can say about Funk was that he wouldn't have us in the financial situation we currently find ourselves in. We may not have the Loews hotel and other such frivolous touristy froo froo. But at least tax payers would have been made more of a priority and developers wouldn't be getting rich on the backs of tax payers while watching tax payers suffer the consequences.

    #KorruptCity

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  30. Western Missouri is the place to be. When Sleepy JOE hits the Fan,When he looses The Mental people will take to the Streets and loot,and burn. The Plaza Midtown and WALDO WILL NEVER BE THE SAME .SO MOVE,North OR West Central Missouri.

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  31. She would walk around with no shoes on showing off her Italian sausages. I would still take her over Cucky Quinton The Black Race Pimp, Loser.

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  32. How did a pretty nice guy like him, end up with a bitch like her?

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  33. maybe he likes her, 6:16 am. a mystery, yes, but maybe he is somehow happy ...

    anyway, the "but he was fiscal conservative" folks need to remember that his wife's case cost the city real money. and was the most senseless thing. most guys go to work and enjoy at least getting away from their wives, why is he taking her to the office with him? she didn't get elected mayor, he did....

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