Let's start Tuesday simply with a quick review of the high points or low points of the DNC 2020 party platform shared from a safe distance with the public last night.
For us, because we're horrible, Eva Longoria was the highlight of the night because not even a celebrity hottie can prevent Latinos sliding away from total Democratic party allegiance.
Still, there are a great many wonderful curves to consider as the silly season starts in full swing . . .
LIKE IT OR NOT, FORMER 1ST LADY MICHELLE OBAMA STOLE THE SHOW WITH HER SUPPORT FOR JOE!!! SADLY, SHE'S MORE POPULAR THAN THE DNC TICKET!!!
Nevertheless, here's our review from "many sides" of the event:
Latinx Star Fades?!?!
DNC emcee Eva Longoria mocked on social media: 'No one is more in touch ... than actors & celebrities'
The Democratic National Convention raised eyebrows right out of the gate with actress Eva Longoria emceeing the first night of the virtual event. Longoria was one of four celebrity emcees who will be serving as a guide from segment to segment and speaker to speaker on each of the four nights, the other three are Kerry Washington, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Julia Louis-Dreyfuss.
First Lady Effectively Lashes Out At Prez Trump
Former first lady Michelle Obama's speech at the Democratic National Convention was not just a powerful condemnation of President Donald Trump's record and handling of the pandemic, it was an appeal aimed at the heart and conscience of every American who has watched the chaos of the last four years and yearned to make things right.
Prez Trump Takes It Personal
early Tuesday lashed out at after the former first lady issued a blistering criticism of the incumbent president during remarks at the virtual Democratic convention. "Somebody please explain to @MichelleObama that Donald J. Trump would not be here, in the beautiful White House, if it weren't for the job done by your husband, ," Trump tweeted early Tuesday morning.
Bernie Cites The Classics
Bernie Sanders has appealed directly to progressives to support Joe Biden's election against Donald Trump. "We need an unprecedented response, a movement like no other before, of people who are prepared to stand up and fight for democracy and decency and against greed, oligarchy and bigotry," he said.
REPUBLICAN ENDORSEMENT FOR BIDEN RESONATES!!!
Former Ohio Gov. John Kasich -- one of President Trump's most vocal Republican critics -- took aim at the president Monday night during a speech on the first night of the Democratic National Convention and urged other Republicans to join him in voting for the Democratic ticket in November.
1st Lady Restarts DNC
Michelle Obama brought a breath of life to the Democratic National Convention Monday after nearly two hours of brief, bleak speeches and videos, taking aim at President Trump as she urged Americans to vote.
Even Opposition Respects Michelle Obama’s Performance
Fox News heaps praise on Michelle Obama's DNC speech: 'She really flayed, sliced and diced Donald Trump'
Michelle Obama wrapped up the first night of the first ever virtual Democratic National Convention Monday with a scathing speech, in which, she slammed the Trump White House for its "chaos, division," and "lack of empathy," and urged voters to vote for Joe Biden like their lives depend on it.
Newsies Share High Praise Despite Public's Skepticism
The Democrats figured out how to make a virtual convention work and connect with their audience. Now can they keep it going for three more nights? Well, that was ... different. And this time, different was good, different was effective. This time, different worked.
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