Tuesday, August 18, 2020

DEMOCRATIC PARTY CONVENTION 2020: HOW DID IT PLAY IN KANSAS CITY?!?



Let's start Tuesday simply with a quick review of the high points or low points of the DNC 2020 party platform shared from a safe distance with the public last night.

For us, because we're horrible, Eva Longoria was the highlight of the night because not even a celebrity hottie can prevent Latinos sliding away from total Democratic party allegiance.




Still, there are a great many wonderful curves to consider as the silly season starts in full swing . . .

LIKE IT OR NOT, FORMER 1ST LADY MICHELLE OBAMA STOLE THE SHOW WITH HER SUPPORT FOR JOE!!! SADLY, SHE'S MORE POPULAR THAN THE DNC TICKET!!!

Nevertheless, here's our review from "many sides" of the event:


Latinx Star Fades?!?!

DNC emcee Eva Longoria mocked on social media: 'No one is more in touch ... than actors & celebrities'

The Democratic National Convention raised eyebrows right out of the gate with actress Eva Longoria emceeing the first night of the virtual event. Longoria was one of four celebrity emcees who will be serving as a guide from segment to segment and speaker to speaker on each of the four nights, the other three are Kerry Washington, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Julia Louis-Dreyfuss.


First Lady Effectively Lashes Out At Prez Trump

Michelle Obama makes a moral case against Donald Trump

Former first lady Michelle Obama's speech at the Democratic National Convention was not just a powerful condemnation of President Donald Trump's record and handling of the pandemic, it was an appeal aimed at the heart and conscience of every American who has watched the chaos of the last four years and yearned to make things right.


Prez Trump Takes It Personal

Trump lashes out at Michelle Obama over address at Democratic convention

early Tuesday lashed out at after the former first lady issued a blistering criticism of the incumbent president during remarks at the virtual Democratic convention. "Somebody please explain to @MichelleObama that Donald J. Trump would not be here, in the beautiful White House, if it weren't for the job done by your husband, ," Trump tweeted early Tuesday morning.


Bernie Cites The Classics

Bernie Sanders calls on supporters to back Biden against threat of second Trump term

Bernie Sanders has appealed directly to progressives to support Joe Biden's election against Donald Trump. "We need an unprecedented response, a movement like no other before, of people who are prepared to stand up and fight for democracy and decency and against greed, oligarchy and bigotry," he said.


REPUBLICAN ENDORSEMENT FOR BIDEN RESONATES!!!

'Lifelong Republican' Kasich urges fellow GOPers to abandon Trump in DNC speech

Former Ohio Gov. John Kasich -- one of President Trump's most vocal Republican critics -- took aim at the president Monday night during a speech on the first night of the Democratic National Convention and urged other Republicans to join him in voting for the Democratic ticket in November.


1st Lady Restarts DNC

Michelle Obama breathes life back into listless Democratic National Convention

Michelle Obama brought a breath of life to the Democratic National Convention Monday after nearly two hours of brief, bleak speeches and videos, taking aim at President Trump as she urged Americans to vote.


Even Opposition Respects Michelle Obama’s Performance

Fox News heaps praise on Michelle Obama's DNC speech: 'She really flayed, sliced and diced Donald Trump'

Michelle Obama wrapped up the first night of the first ever virtual Democratic National Convention Monday with a scathing speech, in which, she slammed the Trump White House for its "chaos, division," and "lack of empathy," and urged voters to vote for Joe Biden like their lives depend on it.


Newsies Share High Praise Despite Public's Skepticism

The first night of the DNC was a virtual convention that turned into an actual success - Poynter

The Democrats figured out how to make a virtual convention work and connect with their audience. Now can they keep it going for three more nights? Well, that was ... different. And this time, different was good, different was effective. This time, different worked.


Developing . . .

113 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you should have included the late night comedian take on the DNC show, they tore it apart. The virtual party took all of the excitement out of it. It was an infomercial. A good one but still an infomercial.

Rcr said...

^^^

Possibly, but that makes sense given that they're trying to lure President Trump's blue hair voters away.

Anonymous said...

No one watched and no one cares.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Bandit Darville didn't watch but will have an opinion about it anyway

Anonymous said...

THis is all so fascinating let's ask a meth head their opinion.

Anonymous said...

@7:38 I see the Bandit is living rent free in your head again today! Good luck with that.

Anonymous said...

Snoozefest. Too much pre-recorded propaganda pieces. None of them had good plans to share with America of their own. They just bashed Trump, a president who took the economy to new heights and loves the concept of law and order to help keep Americans safer.

Anonymous said...

Did someone tell Michelle that her husband should be in prison for trying to hamstring the new administration with dishonest, treasonous and illegal actions?

Bandit said...

Democratic Party Convention 2020: How Did It Play in Kansas City?

It came across as a Facebook dumpster fire with all the realism of any Sharknado movie.

Anonymous said...

my name is darville, i was raised watching my mother stick her tongue in black men's asses.

Bandit Darville said...

My mother knew exactly what would inspire me!

Anonymous said...

7:44: As one of Romney's 47%, Baby Burt needs all the freebies he can get. TKC is his new career.

Bandit Darville said...

it made me an anal intellectual!

Bandit said...

If people in KC want free rent they need to move into Chimpytard's head.

Bandit Darville said...

fee fi fo fum I love the taste of a black man's bum!

Anonymous said...


Did the racist Michelle Obama have Rev Wright there speaking to everyone on how whitey is bad and how all black people should hate whitey and how whitey is a bastard, or how badly you should hate America? Did the racist Michelle Obama talk about how America has been good to her with her 400K non for profit job and her books, and her living a life of luxury in the people's house supporting her mother too. Did the racist Michelle Obama talk about how whitey runs form them but she does too living in her white neighborhood? Michelle Obama is a MONSTER

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obama suffers from depression so who cares what she thinks. Has he come out of the closet yet?

Anonymous said...

7:38, although Bandit enjoys tweaking your nose, he’s better read/informed than a lot of posters on here. This article, posted by Bandit yesterday, should be required reading for all voters.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8631063/Hollywood-Apocalypse-rich-famous-fleeing-droves.html

Anonymous said...

Guys, guys, guys, only Trump can fix all the dysfunction, confusion, and chaos that exists in our country currently led by his administration.

Super Dave said...

What little I have seen looked like a Trump bashing party and no real attempts or promises (lies) at dealing with all the current issues going on.

They, the democrats showed us that nothing matters to them other than getting Trump out anyway the can. I mean Ole Lady Obama as in what the hell has she ever done other than to ride on her hubbies coat tale, nothing that's what, a whole lot of nothing.

Bandit said...

California Democrats are doubling down on dumbass. Not only are they going to push people that pay the bulk of the freight out of the Land of Fruits and Nuts, they want to bleed them after they move and discourage anyone else with wealth of any sort from moving into that shithole. Good luck running the state like that!

https://californiaglobe.com/section-2/california-dems-wealth-tax-follows-people-who-move-out-of-the-state/

Anonymous said...

I wasn't sure who I was going to vote for in November until I listened to Cardi B and Bernie Sanders urge me to support Joe Biden.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Michelle (Michael) Obama, the transgender former First "Lady" who served as a beard for the homosexual drug-abuser Barry Soetoro.

Eva Longoria (real name Eva Jacqueline Bastón), the Desperate Housewife who's been married 3X, while attempting to transition from Latina to WASP.

The DNC convention is a multiday infomercial circus of freaks, with a senile clown waiting in his basement to be crowned.

Bandit Darville said...

whenever things seem dire, in your ass i find the fire! FIIIIIIREEEE, keeps me alive!

Anonymous said...

Let the fire go! Take no prisoners!

Anonymous said...

Yes. I was convinced that the orange bad man is the antichrist.
I am now switching to Uncle Joe.
Moochelle convinced me of the errors of my ways. When she uses her condescending "you are really stupid , you pathetic little people" voice, I get all tingly and uplifted.
I am throwing it all in with Joe. I am with those little black children who rub the hair up and down on his legs.

Bandit said...

Mission accomplished. Got in and screwed up Chimpytard's head really good yesterday. It's a bigger mess now. He just can't handle opinions that differ from his screwed up worldview. Put him back on iggy and am having a blast watching him absolutely lose his shit. Hilarious meltdown! Keep dancing little Grindr monkey!

Livin' rent free in the boy's head and he can't evict me no matter how hard he tries! He can't complain either because he has constantly defended those who reside somewhere and trash the place without paying the landlord a dime. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Clearly you have escaped your existing habitat, you fucking animal!

Anonymous said...

"It is what it is." Wow, she should be chairing a philosophy department in a major university.

Anonymous said...

The mature intellectual is the head of the philosophy department!

Anonymous said...

Clearly he owns you 9:29. You are acting like a sore loser.

Anonymous said...

Clearly not dicktard! HAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

Did Joe even appear? Have a bad day with his dimentia? The race baiter Michelle spew her venom. I have on interest in watching the clown show. They make me want to hurl!

Anonymous said...

KC is the best clown in the nation shit for brains!

Anonymous said...

IF YOU WANT HIGHER TAXES VOTE FOR BIDEN AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.

WITH THE MARXIST DEMOCRAT PARTY, YOU WILL HAVE A SMALLER PAYCHECK BUT FEEL GOOD YOU ARE SUBSIDIZING MORE GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRATS, LAZY-ASS WELFARE QUEENS, DRUG HEADS, FOOD STAMPS ETC.

JACKSON COUNTY DEMOCRAT PARTY RAISED YOUR PROPERTY TAXES 25%.

JOE BIDEN AND DEMOCRATS WILL RAISE YOUR INCOME TAXES 25%.

Anonymous said...

Does Michelle need to have your jaw broken and then reset? Something seems off there. With all her millions, I'm sure she could afford the surgery and it would probably prevent more serious issues as she ages.

Anonymous said...

^^ ** her jaw broken

Anonymous said...

Bandit, u da man!

Anonymous said...

I heard the planet of the apes was on tv last night starring meecelle obummer!

Anonymous said...

You gotta admit she does look like her ancestor Zira from the planet of the apes.... I take that back, that’s an insult to Zira! Hahahahaha!

There are some great ape and Michelle meme’s on the internet, the resemblance is striking.

Anonymous said...

Why is Mike Obama being listened to ? Pinko BS f__k them all.

Anonymous said...

She admits the first time she was ever proud of America was when her husband got elected president. I guess better late than never. She probably was ready to burn the flag if he didn't win.

Anonymous said...


Big Mike's speech was hateful, ungrateful & pathetic!

Anonymous said...

It was a first great evening of the convention. Love that Republicans showed up to support Biden. At least there are a few decent Republicans that are sick of lying incompetent Trump. Speakers were great. Michelle Obama speaks the truth!

Bandit said...

"Viewers of the first hour or so of the 2020 Democratic National Convention were likely asking themselves what they were watching and why. The CNN telecast was indistinguishable from a 1990s infomercial: bad video quality, cheesy music, almost improbably absurd dialogue (“Joe Biden is a healer and a unifier”) delivered by bored-sounding C-list celebrities. The whole experiment made April’s awkward socially distanced NFL draft seem like classic television."

https://theweek.com/speedreads/931816/democrats-absurd-infomercial-experiment

The libtards weren't pleased with last night's dog and pony show that was put together by people who have had their betamax recorders flashing 12:00 since 1977 LMFAO!!!!

Anonymous said...

All Democrats should be tried for treason and executed on the Capitol steps it’s the only way we’ll solve these problems

Anonymous said...

Poor little Michelle didn't mention Kamala at all in her pre-taped speech because her husband once said the former attorney general "happens to be by far the best-looking attorney general in the country." He later apologized through the WH spokesman for such a superficial comment.

Anonymous said...

why does michelle/michael have white ppl hair and wear white ppl clothes...needs to stop appropriating whyppl...needs big afro to show her african pride.

Anonymous said...

11:30: Given that Democrats make up more than 50% of the US population, don't you think that would be a bit impractical? Oh, silly me. I should have stopped at "don't you think."

Charlie Horse said...

Now heading to bathroom to poop out food for Eva and other celebtaards' consumption.

Anonymous said...

Being endorsed by a bunch of Hollywood trash should be a red flag for any candidate. These pious, holier-than-thou types like to present themselves as big crusaders for the underdogs. Yet do some research on the current state of SoCal right now and read how the lib “stars” are either moving away or calling for police crackdowns on the masses of homeless people who are crapping on their lawns and sidewalks. The state of CA is an excellent case study of the effects of liberal politics. I would love to hear Kamala and Nancy try to explain what a dangerous shithole their state has become.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8631063/Hollywood-Apocalypse-rich-famous-fleeing-droves.html

Bandit said...

New York and California are starting to look like the sets from the Snake Plissken movies. The dumbest part of it is the dummies in charge are doing it to themselves. What's next? Maybe setting themselves on fire for an encore act?

Anonymous said...


Big Mike slathers her face with anal bleach cream -- the stuff that White girls dab on their buttholes...to look less black.

Anonymous said...

I'm no doctor, but I play one on TV and am very concerned about Michelle's unusual lower jaw position and would like her to see one my real doctor friends in New York City once the shootings, rapings and lootings stop there.

Anonymous said...

Democrat Party Convention?

I assume Sleepy Joe Biden's basement holds 25 people at the most for his convention; and that is without social distancing.

Will Sleepy Joe provide the convention goers Prune Juice and Fruitcake?

Anonymous said...

I assume Joe Biden's acceptance speech will be taped in case he were to shit and piss on himself on live t.v.

Clayton Bigsby said...

Will Byron be a fluffer for AOC and her 1 minute of brilliance?

Anonymous said...

They tried taping Joe's speech in his basement, but when he looked into the camera lens, he saw a reflection of himself and angrily started saying, "You talking to me? You talking to me?" like nutcase Robert DeNiro in "Taxi Driver." He reminded the mirrored image that he punched out a bully named Corn Pop in 1962 and he can damn well do it again if necessary.

Anonymous said...

If you think the party that freed slaves is racist, you might be a liberal.

Anonymous said...

It was good to hear Michelle talk about how the Dems are going to decrease the 7,000 black-on-black killings each year, stop demanding free healthcare to illegals when American citizens need more help, get the economy roaring again to increase job growth, stop the violence and destruction in America's once-great cities, lower taxes for all hard-working Americans, and strengthen border security to decrease the strain on and the cost of our social programs. Oh, nevermind. I guess I was listening to the Republicans.

Anonymous said...

Biden-Harris ticket... Buy one criminal, get one for free.

Anonymous said...

To catch all of you who missed the Democratic National Convention up to speed, here's a summary of every Democratic speech last night:

Blah, blah, blah, blah, Orangeman bad. Blah, blah, blah, blah, Orangeman bad. Blah, blah, blah, blah, Orangeman bad.

Anonymous said...

What's the difference between Biden and Putin? Putin can win an election rigged in his favor.

Anonymous said...

Bernie Sanders "Nobody in this country that works 40 hours a week should be in poverty." Then quit giving their money to people who work 0 hours a week.

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obama = Angry Racist

Anonymous said...

Dems are the party of hate. They hate white people and anyone who has been a success. Michelle Nobama should join forces with Al Sharpton as one of the biggest race baiters the world has known what a low class racist she is.

Anonymous said...

I’m a thirty yr union dem and I would rather vote for herpes than joe Biden.at least I’ll know what I have.

Anonymous said...

A retarded monkey could do what Obama did she was videotaped 4 day before you stupid fucks.

Retro ROCKER said...

The worst Democrat Convention,IN HISTORY. AND MANY FROM THE CORRUPT OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WERE SPEAKING. AND DURAM,WILL HAVE INDICTMENTS ON SOME. Democrats are saying this is a terrible convention.

Anonymous said...

i hate this country. Sharon stone says her grandmother died of covid. Her parents were born in 1930 & 1933. Both parties suck.

Anonymous said...

Then move.

Anonymous said...

No mention of Kamala in Michelle's segment. How strange and stupid. No excuse because of when it was recorded. But she mentioned Trump building cages for illegal children crossing the border when it was her husband that had those built. AP even fact-checked that point.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ And that is a total lie!
Those "detention areas" were built in 2017 - proven FACT!

Anonymous said...

^^ Special needs child doing research. Laughable

Anonymous said...

@3:46 When will this mythical "Durham Report" be released?
The Radical Right has been pimping it for three years now, and has promised its release four times so far, but still NADA!

Sort of like Trump's record of keeping his campaign promises - NADA!

So, the "Durham Report", it there any "there" there?

Anonymous said...


From U.S. News & World Report ...

THE FACTS: The reference to cages is misleading and a matter that Democrats have persistently distorted.

Trump used facilities that were built during the Obama-Biden administration to house children at the border. They are chain-link enclosures inside border facilities where migrants were temporarily housed, separated by sex and age.

At the height of the controversy over Trump’s zero-tolerance policy at the border, photos that circulated online of children in the enclosures generated great anger. But those photos were taken in 2014 and depicted some of the thousands of unaccompanied children held by President Barack Obama.

Anonymous said...

@11:30 - BING IT ON FAGGOT!

Anonymous said...

The Durham Report is going to be a September Surprise that will knock the fu*k out of the lying, dirty Democraps! Get your seatbelt on, Half-baked Snowflake!

Anonymous said...

Biden is quickly losing voters because he won't come out of his basement bunker and answer any tough questions from unbiased reporters. He's got to do something soon.

Oswald said...

Kasich was always a RINO...he is just admitting what he really thought all along.

There are apparently dozens of these bastards.

Now we know why the Republican Party couldn't get anything done.

Betrayal from within.

Anonymous said...

3:58 easier said than done you typical idiotic fucking american.

Anonymous said...

Typical communist

Anonymous said...

Celebrities in politics! Say it ain't so!

Republicans are just mad theirs aren't hot like Eva and Kerry.

Next week will get the parade of crazies and D-listers. Clint Eastwood can yell at more furniture and James Woods & Jon Voight can rage tweet at everyone. Celebrity Reality Show Host-in-Chief will have a reunion Apprentice show with Meatloaf, Gary Busey, and the Baldwin brothers not named Alec.

Last but not least, Chachi..

Bandit said...

Marianne Williamson - D: Democratic convention 'like binge watching a Marriott commercial'

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/512490-marianne-williamson-democratic-convention-like-binge-watching-a-marriott

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Even the Demonrats know their convention is every bit as energizing as Biden live streaming himself taking a shit would be.

Anonymous said...

@4:5 - took a bit to FACT CHECK you, but -
The statements you claim come from US News and World Report are quotations from Steve Doocy, a Fox & Friends host.
While its true that they appear in a US News article, the article goes on to prove the statements from Doocy to be false.

Nice try, but COMPLETELY UNTRUE.

Anonymous said...

The Durham report ain't gonna do shit because the adults know it's bullshit. It'll be Russian backed propaganda - no fucking collusion my ass.

Hey, asking for a friend, if you're the campaign manager (ie Paul Manafort) and meeting with and passing information to a known Russian Intelligence official (Kilimnik), oh and also being leveraged by that Russian Intelligence official for contacts within the Trump administration to push Russia's Ukraine Plan is that considered collusion? Maybe you're just an unwitting apparatchik?

You fucking rubes, just admit you don't give a flying fuck what Trump does. He could literally bomb your houses and you dumbfucks would vote for him.

Bandit said...

Mother Russia sent Boris and Natasha to help me steal election.

Anonymous said...

5:36 -- You are a fuc*ing liar like all Dems, and you sound like you're in 6th grade, but even that's probably a stretch. It's directly from U.S. News and World Report.

Anonymous said...

And Michelle Obama accused Trump of building cages for illegal immigrate children built during her husband's administration. It's more like some fencing than cages, but the Democraps like to take everything out of context because they have no integrity left.

Clayton Bigsby said...

+hermaphrodite

Clayton Bigsby said...

October Surprise

Clayton Bigsby said...

ok cherry picker

Clayton Bigsby said...

actually he played a pivotal role in balancing the budget in 1994,last time he served a purpose cause now he is a sellout chuck in the veins of Mittens Romney.

Anonymous said...

@6:30, only argument:
Deny and Lie,
Deny and Lie,
It works for Trump,
why not for I?

I read the article, Buddy!

Anonymous said...

5:19 you make bandit darville look like a genius.

Clayton Bigsby said...

Bandit/Chuck 2024

Anonymous said...

I bet many of us would pitch in to move you elsewhere with the provision you never come back. Deal?

Anonymous said...

Get off the blog Quinton. Go spank your weasel.

Anonymous said...

The fun started Friday. Report is coming and the maggots involved in Cross-Fire Hurricane are going to be running for the door. Your boy, Barry, is going to be taking it in the can next year at this time.

Anonymous said...

Only faggot on here is 4:15. Probably the chairman of the KC chapter of BLM. Get back to your gay porn and into your basement.

Anonymous said...

i believe funding BLM only funds the black lives being bigger idiots than those they are attempting to troll on the internet.

Anonymous said...

He’s down there wandering around in his jammies, drinking Ensure and shitting himself every hour. Probably thinks his wife/spokesperson is his Mom.

Anonymous said...

if you are compelled to fund BLM, DON'T, fund black businesses.

Anonymous said...

Are you a Russian? I bet you’re a North Korean wondering what condiments you are going to put on your fried dog.

Anonymous said...

I bet you were choking your bird watching those “hot chicks” last night.

Bandit said...

If moose and squirrel come through here tell them Boris and Natasha moved election operations to boarded up Pizza Hut. They need call me for location.

Anonymous said...

When Trump is re-elected, BLM will be labeled a terrorist group. Then the ass beating will start.

Bandit said...

If I find moose and squirrel we have election in bag.

Anonymous said...

impossible to tell if a democrat or a republican is calling someone a russian these days. ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

you're a russian troll.
No you are!
Nooo you!
nu uhhhh, you are!

Anonymous said...

This is the most pathetic election year in American history! Courtesy of the republicans and the democrats.

And Russia laughs.

Clayton Bigsby said...

he has been taking it in the ass since 1981

Clayton Bigsby said...

I want the Putin vaccine

Anonymous said...

Longoria is a racist. Who does she hire at her company? All latinos. Who does she marry? A latino man. Who do her chartities help? Latinos. Yet her 23andmedna test shows she is more western european than mexican! She is a racist