Thursday, July 09, 2020

What Should Kansas City Rename Former J.C. Nichols Memorial Fountain?!?

The ideas are pretty horrible and dead-tree media misleads their readers into thinking that the plebs actually have a say in this decision.

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Plenty of ideas for renaming J.C. Nichols fountain. But when will officials choose?

Suggestions for what to rename the former J.C. Nichols Memorial Fountain on the Country Club Plaza have poured into the Kansas City Board of Parks and Recreation Commissioners. They include Dream, MLK, Unity. Some have suggested renaming it for the Kansas City Chiefs or the Royals.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know I know! Let’s re name it JC Nichols fountain!

Anonymous said...

Distraction from black dysfunction fountain?

Anonymous said...

The Remembering Better Days Fountain

Anonymous said...

Killa Shitty Fountain

Anonymous said...

Name it Pete.

Anonymous said...

Pete’s phantastic phountain!

I like it! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

The Riot Fountain

Anonymous said...

How a lesbian revolt ruined our nation under the BLM diversion.

Anonymous said...

DUNK A DINGE?

Anonymous said...

"The day the white man really left us" fountain.

Anonymous said...

Malcom X Public Toilets. Don't forget to tip the homeless attendant.

Anonymous said...


Name it BLM cowards fountain that seems suitable.

Anonymous said...

How about "A Kansas City Fountain"?

Super Dave said...

How about not naming it anything.

Byron Funkhouser said...

I agree.

Anonymous said...

Rename all KCMO fountains - or rather, just number them in the order they were first built.

Anonymous said...

Hey stupid dave, you don't live in KC. Nobody wants to hear anything from you about it! Go away CHUD!

Anonymous said...

Hey CHUDsucker - you don't live here either, so STFU!
Go back to panhandling in the "Intercity" where you squat, Poofty!

Anonymous said...

Let's name it the Rastus P Negro Fountain!

Anonymous said...

The Drown Antifa and Fuck BLM fountain