Saturday, July 18, 2020

Visiting With Kansas City Soothsayer

This town's top entertainment writer offers some subtle joking about his visit to a fortune teller and her mostly inaccurate observations about his life . . . Read more:

Shalom From The Other Side ...

There's never a dull moment when I go visit my medium and spiritual advisor, Steffany Barton of Angel's Insight. For one, she's never wrong. She could casually predict the sky would be green and you'd be guaranteed a Kermit-colored sunrise the following day. Her ability to connect with otherworldly

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

When the internet came out in 1994 I was the only person in the office to have it. Staff would come to me with puzzles and riddles as they had for many years. "See if you can stump the Boss". When they were not looking I looked each riddle up on the net and gave the a quick answer. They were amazed how fast I could answer them each and everytime.

The author is being fooled kinda the same way. Yes he gets correct answers. Yes someone is talking to his fortune teller. But she is fooled too. But its not the dead people he knew, its a Demon. They live forever, never sleep, never eat. They watch people like a hawk, up close, see everything you do, just like a guy with a camera video taping your entire life for a documentary. And they never forget a detail. They love to see you do bad stuff and they memorize it all so they can use it against you if they can in any way. So a demon communicated with the Fortune teller and pretended to be the deceased person. Just like Tom Hanks played Forrest Gump. Or Tom Cruise played a jet fighter pilot. Its not hard to act. And if people cant see you its easy. Its a old trick. Learn more: google "the Witch on Endor". She was a fortune teller the demons ployed. But just 1 time in history, a real deceased person she called for came back, and spoke to her, and freaked her out, and she begged NOT TO DIE. But thats the only time a real person has come back to communicate with a fortune teller. The only time.

Anonymous said...

Shalom to the writer. The dead cant speak to the living. Since your Jewish you should know your own Old Testament Bible verses, or are you calling the verses below untrue??

Ecclesiastes 9:5, 6, 10 The dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten. Also their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished; neither have they any more a portion for ever in any thing that is done under the sun [in this life]. ... For there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in the grave.

Anonymous said...

I went to that ladys website. it says she is a minister. really? what kind of minister tells fortunes? thats all fake BS and lies, these people are scammers and just want your money.

Anonymous said...

I mean Dude, if the dead could communicate, every deceased murder victim would tell the police who their killer was and get justice. Million of them!

Every dead person that secretly hid money or valueables would return / tell their loved ones the location, so they dont have to search for it (happens alot).

The lost squadron of WWII men from Navy planes lost off florida would disclose their plane's location.

Every unknown soldier or person dug up on a field would come back and tell you who they were.

Anonymous said...

6:33: And yet the Bible is not verifiably authoritative, so it's no more unscientific to rely on it than it is to believe in communication with the dead. Either could be valid. Or not. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Actually 250 prophecy events or statements in the Bible have been proven true. How about these verses written thousands of years before Christ was ever mentioned:

Job 26:7 God stretches out the north over empty space, and hangs the earth on nothing.

Isaiah 40:22 It is God who sits above the circle of the earth.

If your above the earth looking down you see a "circle of the earth". The earth does hang in space. The guy that "wrote" those 2 verses did so way before telescopes, or even eye glasses. Or compasses. How would he know this? People thought the world was flat on the back of a large elephant back then. Even Columbus thought a ship could sale off the edge of a flat earth a few hundred years ago. Less than 300 years ago people were executed for saying the earth was round. How could the writer know that if the Bible wasnt from God? And the Bible mentions YOU. It foretells the fate of every person that has ever lived. So the Bible is verified.

Anonymous said...

There are a lot of books written that fact check the Bible. So far it check out as true. Believe me, if there was 1 fact or 1 prediction that was discovered as untrue, many competing religions would have huge signs made and hung from streets proclaiming they found the Bible is false. And they are the right religion. So far I don't see even the most radical and extreme religions doing that? They have had over 2,000 years to find the false word or sentence. Where is the false part of the bible?

If the dead can come back, why hasn't your departed relatives shown up each day to tell you they love you? Is it because they DONT love you?

Anonymous said...

Almost all societies, old and new, seriously frown down on trying to contact the dead. People instinctively know something is not right about it. Many people have tried it, and oddly enough, when they die - they do not come back and talk to anyone. Even Houdini said he would do the biggest challenge ever -contact his friends from the dead -not a single friend got any message. Does that tell you anything?

Anonymous said...

And yet many people believe the predictions of Nostradamus are valid and survive fact checks. Weird.

Anonymous said...

I see no governments building their policy on Nostradamus's predictions. I see no business people trying to capture profit on his predictions. Many of his loosely translated predictions were true, many are wrong. Many of his predictions were translated from 1500's french incorrectly, making many ideas of his very vague, that fit naturally reoccuring world events. Let me give you an example: This year there will be a earthquake felt in California. A bear will attack a camper in Alaska. A movie star will pass away in less that 6 months. A tesla will crash while on autopilot soon. ALL CORRECT PREDICTIONS!

So if you think on Judgement day, standing alone in front of God you can bring up Nostradamus and thus get "off the hook" it will not work. That argument doesnt even work here. How would a bible writer in 3,000 BC know that if you were above the earth, looking down, you would see the earth as a circle? That it hangs in space by itself? That a billon times more powerful that anything Nostradamus proclaimed!

Anonymous said...

Fortune tellers? Contacting the dead? Are you serious? The "dead" have a lot to say, as their knowledge of everything has now increased, but they can't contact us. A deceased 21 year old probably knows several times more than Einstein ever did. But cannot contact us.

Anonymous said...

There is always a sucker. I can google you and find out your relatives. Facebook and obits messages can tell your friends that have died.