Wednesday, July 22, 2020

ONLY KANSAS CITY CHIEFS COACH REID CAN SAVE THE HAWAIIAN SHIRT FROM EXTREMIST BOOGALOO BOIS!!!

For those who don't know, The boogaloo boys are mostly online trolls a loosely organized American far-right anti-government extremist movement. A mainstay of their fashion tropes is the Hawaiian shirt.

Right wing extremists APPROPRIATING this fashion is bad news for every American dude approaching, enjoying or induing in middle-age given that Hawaiian shirts are a universally accepted middle-to-working-class signification of relaxation, giving up on diets and truly embracing the spirit of Aloha.

This is more than a battle to reclaim menswear . . . It's a fight for a way of life and maybe a possibly a challenge for the Chiefs head coach that's every bit as important as a Super Bowl repeat.

Read more:

How The Kansas City Chiefs' Andy Reid Became Tommy Bahama's Unofficial Spokesperson

While speaking to the media to announce the 10-year contract extension for franchise superstar Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid sported a light blue, floral version of his favorite brand. "I'm one happy guy," Reid said. "I put on my best Tommy Bahama for all of you today just to celebrate this."

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

The NFL needs to back away from politics. We are all finding other things to do and watching sports that "has a message" isn't one of them.

Anonymous said...

My Pokeeta!

Anonymous said...

Andy is HOT!
Would love to hop on that.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^I always knew you had to be gay

Anonymous said...

^^^And your point?

Anonymous said...

Fake news

Anonymous said...


Andy Reid has his pansy shirt on and he's a spinless fat pig who won't stand up for his country.

Anonymous said...

The Walrus slave master wears it well. Weird

Anonymous said...

Lay off my Andy or I'll scratch your eyes out.

Anonymous said...

Well said 10:28. All sports do. I’m not interested in the political views of over paid athletes. So far, appears Sporting supporting far left and violent group BLM....they will lose
many fans. Those I know are done with them. It’s a shame when you lose site of who your customers are. The Chiefs pull this....I’m out as well. These overpaid babies need to suck it up and do what they’re paid to, perform.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet you'll never be out. Boycotts don't work. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Take a knee Andy. NFL are traitors to America supporting the Marxists.

Anything to protect your million dollar salary; right Andy ?

BLM PRESIDENT said...

Half a billion bucks for a player? Fuck NFL, NBA. This country's nuts!

Hundreds of dollars to take a family to a game? Hunt even gets stupid taxpayers to pay for his stadium. Can you imagine the behind the scenes laughter as he and his wealthy friends discuss the fans drooling over the thugs, buying their numbered apparel, paying to park before getting ripped off inside. Darwin awards to all.

Anonymous said...

In a Country where blacks bitch about inequality but make 500 million dollar contracts, we also have people pretending they won't support the NFL. Only they are the first in line to be on their knees for that bbc. Get a Ace of spade ankle tat to match your old ladie's. Everyone knows your in.