Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Kansas City Royals Creepy Home Game Fanboy Cutouts Coming Soon

This substitute for crowd during coronavirus might help a good cause but it doesn't make anybody feel better about the state of the world or the apocalyptic coping mechanism. Take a look:

KC Royals raise $14,000 for coronavirus pandemic relief with fan cutouts

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - The Kansas City Royals believe they have a way to get fans inside Kauffman Stadium, in a sense, and help with the pandemic. On Tuesday, the team will begin installing 700 plastic cutouts for the stands ahead of the home opener Friday.

5 comments:

Charlie Horse said...

All of us sure have missed paying $15 for a crummy burger and fries...

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

And MLB is not embarrassed by this?
Imagine if Walmart had cardboard cutouts next to shopping carts

Clayton Bigsby said...

Aim 4 peace could get cut outs of the 110 murder victims

Anonymous said...

Can we get a bigger we don't give a shit about baseball and their support of anarchy going ? F__k them. MAGA by boycotting protest supporting organizations.

Anonymous said...

^^No. Boycotts don't work. Americans are fat, stupid and lazy. You most certainly included.