Thursday, July 23, 2020

Kansas City Newbies @ The Pitch Learn About 'Wick & The Tricks' Election Run Months After Our TKC Blog Community

We talked about this IN FEBRUARY . . . Meanwhile, the noobs working at The Pitch are begging for spare change to service this follow-up reporting several months after the fact.

Still, a very sweet hipster love letter that doesn't really tell us anything new . . .

Wick Thomas is a pansexual glam-rockstar running as a Missouri representative

Wick Thomas. // Photo by Zach Bauman Punk rockers running for political office isn't a new thing. Jello Biafra ran for mayor of San Francisco in the late '70s, Screaming Lord Sutch founded the Official Monster Raving Loony Party and stood in numerous parliamentary elections over the course of 15 years, and locally, Bob Cutler of the Klusterfux and Slackjaw...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Represent the BLM movement well. Since it is NOT about Black lives. Weird

Anonymous said...

WTF is a pansexual. Let’s keep making up fake gender and sexuality terms.

Anonymous said...

A few years ago we even had the Host of a cheesy failed TV Game Show running for President - isn't that "loonyness" at its most extreme?


Oh, and @6:14, a "pansexual" is someone who, unlike you, was at least able to get a date in High School.
In fact, they never had trouble getting dates every Saturday night.

Anonymous said...

Because of liberal leanings, the media only will put you in the news if you're some sort of uncommon this or that. It doesn't matter whether you have any talent or not. Go get a goat penis implanted in your forehead, then the Pitch will gladly cover your riveting story.

Anonymous said...

Anybody who has known this guy at all will tell you he's a manipulative egomaniac and a really shitty friend. I personally know some of his ex's and they all say he's a self aggrandizing toxic narcissist. He still has people fooled apparently

Anonymous said...

7:22:

Someone who is "pansexual" doesn't go on dates.
They turn tricks.

Anonymous said...

No, a pansexual is yet another term for some egomaniac who lives on a spectrum of sexual confusion.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- "THEY" IS A NARCISSIST

Describing itself variously as a "pansexual" and "transgender", when no one asked, the entity known as Wick Thomas is a self-centered narcissist, always seeking to be the center of attention. "It" can be found in the library's FICTION section, FANTASY/ROLE-PLAYING subsection, PSYCHOPATHY shelf!!!