Wednesday, July 01, 2020

Kansas City 'Drink & Dasher' Wanted



Per ushe . . . An old school suburban dude talks a big game but doesn't pay up in the end.

Here's the story . . .

KCTV5: Law enforcement agencies investigating after man is seen drinking, dashing in KS, MO bars

"His tabs in Kansas City, Missouri, Kansas City, Kansas, Mission, Merriam and Lee’s Summit range from $20 to $40 to several hundred dollars. Each time the man chats someone up, owners say his life story is a bit different.

“He said he was a DIA agent,” Coach Lite Club bartender Connie Davis said.

“He was saying he has a $800,000 home in Leawood. He is a business owner. He has a black card. He was acting highfalutin,” Hurricane Allie's Bar & Grill Owner Allie Henry said."

Developing . . .

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

He might be tough to find as he looks and talks like every JoCo doughy blockyboy.

Anonymous said...

Here's a clue, if he lives in leawood he would definitely drop that he lives in leawood but he would never talk about the price of anything.

Anonymous said...

Those who have seldom brag about it. Those who don't are the ones who will do it.

As in take Byron for instance.

Byron Funkhouser said...

^^Pussy Troll

Anonymous said...

^^^Poor baby the truth hurt?

Byron Funkhouser said...

^^Frankly, retard, I couldn't understand what you were trying to say, but you wanted my attention. Now, you have it, bitch!

"... the ones who will do it."

WTF does that even mean, retard?

Byron Funkhouser said...

The only people who bitch about me drawing retirement benefits from Social Security are the anonymous animals who hate me for not being a racist like them, & my calling them animals.

I'm 66 years old, bitch.

Are you going to apply for Social Security Retirement Benefits when you grow up?

Anonymous said...

Byron calling someone a pussy now that's priceless. Byron if you can't understand what's being said maybe you should stay the fuck away retard. I understood the statement very clearly.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Tony doesn't it like it when I get into a pissing contest with one of you cowards.

It's okay by me if he decides to delete these comments.

All of the shit going on in the world, & you're still thinking about me at 4:30 in the morning & still pissed that the Social Security Administration didn't ask you if you thought I deserved to receive the benefits I earned?

Fuck you.

Byron Funkhouser said...

4:59 you understood your own comment?

I'm not pretending that those comments were made by two different people.

This is a common pattern with you.

You troll, then two minutes later "someone" agrees with you.

Bullshit.

BTW, you are a pussy & you know it.

Anonymous said...

Only trolls I see Byron is you and that weird guy.

Byron Funkhouser said...

You are the weird guy, asshole.

Now, you're pretending to be three people?

See a therapist, bitch.

BTW, it's "are", not "is", retard.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Der Fuhrer has given his boss permission to assassinate American Soldiers.

Der Fuhrer has caused the deaths of 100,000 Americans because he's incompetent.

You have at least one serial killer stalking your streets about to set a new murder record.

But, you should definitely troll me because I'm the biggest problem the country, & you faces right now?

Gawd, you are stupid.

Anonymous said...

13 comments of which 7 are made by Byron and he claims it's others who are the trolls.

Anonymous said...

Gawd, you is stupid, Byron my brother.

Anonymous said...

Byron is not even Byron. You saps. He lived in Raytownn and hangs out at a coffee shop at 6111 Blue Ridge Blvd. ( There are two loo businesses in attached buildings.) I saw him there a little over a week ago.

Anonymous said...

Best Reply of the day. BYRON calling someone a PUSSY Troll. The most Pussy ass TROLL ever is calling another person a Pussy Troll. LOL Keep typing Byron, it is call you have.

Anonymous said...

Byron , weird guy and die geezer are all the same people. All are annoying as hell and always just replies of ignorance.

Anonymous said...

I love that we have somewhere to troll anonymously thank you Tony I could never say this s*** I say on here under my real name.

Anonymous said...

Byron, you’re the retard here. You flunked out of retard school but got your GED retard classification later. You’re inbred as well as a disability fraud.

Anonymous said...

What’s it like being the tallest kid on the short bus? Is that why you hate yourself and everyone else?

Anonymous said...

We're having a meet and greet of all regular Tony's commenters, 10 a.m. at the JC Nichols fountain, Saturday the 4th, free hot dogs, see you all there.

Anonymous said...

unSurprise! It’s a White guy... again.

Anonymous said...

Who would let any black guy run a tab?

Grip Madlock said...

Yea no shit,they all sneak airplane bottles in because baby mama don't know they are out trying to stick their dick in anything that moves and she wouldn't give up the ebt card.

Anonymous said...

Reply to 5:17

U.S. death rate from Corona Virus is only 2/10th's of one percent. For dumbass'es like Byron; I will do the math, that means 99.8% of Americans who contract corona virus live. Best survival rate in the world.

Most U.S. deaths were caused by Democrat Governor Cuomo forcing New York nursing homes to accept corona virus patients that infected the other nursing residents and killed thousands of elderly in New York. Cuomo should go to trial for murder as he has thousand of elderly deaths on his hands.

I would say President Trump's efforts of the travel bans and going direct to the private healthcare sector to manufacture masks, ventilators, hospitial gowns etc. saved millions of American lives.

President Trump quickly recognized the CDC, FDA, and other bureaucratic government entities were useless, lazy-ass idiots and thus pulled the healthcare private sector into the White House and got things done.

These government entities had decades to plan for a pandemic and they did not even have an emergency supply of masks, ventilators or medical gowns.

All money for any government entity goes directly to their inflated salaries and benefits with no return to the taxpayer. Thus, there was no strategic reserve of basic medical supplies.

The only exceptions to worthless government bureaucrats are law enforcement and fire departments who protect Americans each and every day. The Department of Transportation does a pretty decent job with the highway system.

KC public works obviously sucks and Lucas is a total waste of $140,000 per year.

Vote AGAINST every Communist Democrat in November 2020 to save our nation's freedoms. Don't be a Marxist like Byron hating America and Christianity. Marxists have no souls.

MDSF said...

...Thanks for Masking!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a male version of Michelle Felton, scam artist