Thursday, July 02, 2020

Journalism Newsflash: Dead-Tree Media Reports That Coronavirus Is No Fun

Groundbreaking reporting shares local fear of a pandemic that has killed tens of hundreds of thousands across the globe . . . More behind the paywall:

At 23, recovering coronavirus patient warns others his age in KC: 'It's not a joke'

He got out of the SUV front passenger seat slowly, right foot first, then the left. And when that second foot hit the pavement in the parking lot of Menorah Medical Center, cheers and applause enveloped Shakell Avery. He lifted his arms into the air and waved both hands.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where is the guy that always stated it was for old geezers to die and that they should ? And that no one young can catch it . Must have passed.

Anonymous said...


I can guarantee the virus will mysteriously be gone November 3 2020

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, one guy out of a population of 600K plus...boys we better stay home inside where it's safe. You just never know if you might be one of the .oo4% that gets sick, better destroy the economy just to be sure. Gullible, manipulated Retards.

Anonymous said...

8:33 - I thought it was supposed to be gone by now? That's what the dumbfuck in the WH told me. How do his boots taste?

Anonymous said...

All of your thoughts are about Trump. You love him with a desperate, burning hate that makes you insane, paranoid, and detached from reality.

So, crunchy or puffy? :)

Anonymous said...

Just riot the coronavirus cant spread from a riot or just wear a oBLMa shirt coronavirus cant infect you then.

Anonymous said...

COVID is growing because of gatherings by young people in protests and in the bars. The young people think they're superhuman and can't be hurt. They're just bringing it back to the older people they come into contact with, but they don't give a sh*t about that. What they don't know is that if they get it, their health will likely be affected for the rest of their lives in some way. The Dems don't care about all this because they're only trying to slow down the economy so Trump can't brag about how his policies have added jet fuel to what Obama left him with.

Anonymous said...

This guy looks to be extremely obese, so it's no wonder he had so much trouble with getting over it.

MDSF said...

.....Thanks For Masking!

Anonymous said...

Which Dr was it that said he had no underlying health conditions? He clearly falls into the morbidly obese category (I do too and I don't look as big as him). As such, his lung capacity is probably ~60% of normal, if he doesn't have blood pressure problems, he will soon. The heart is a remarkable muscle that works constantly, and as a muscle it bulks up. Fortunately for me in mid 30s my ekg is still normal for now. Sucks for the dude and his family, but newsies trawling for ANY story where they can say "see, it almost kilt this perfectly healthy young guy" is completely disingenuous. And most definitely no reason to destroy the economic engine. But hey, flu deaths are down from 60-70k last year to ~6,500 this year! Rock-on, that's great news.

Anonymous said...

It's clear that a lot of local news organizations have tried their hardest to not show the former COVID patient from the neck down. The obvious cropping out of his body in many news outlets is undeniable. They don't want to imply that maybe his extreme weight had something to do with the fight he had with the disease. The liberal media hard at work again.