Tuesday, July 28, 2020

COUNTERPOINT: MONEY MAHOMES BUYING STAKE IN KANSAS CITY ROYALS DOOMS BASEBALL TEAM & FANS TO MEDIOCRITY!!!



Amid a slew of bad news, Kansas City corporate hype attempts to distract the plebs from American political instability.

Accordingly, we contend . . .

BUYING A PIECE OF THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS IS A BAD DECISION FOR CHAMPION QB PATRICK MAHOMES!!!

Sports owners are confronted with a myriad of problems, and here are just a few headaches that Patrick Mahomes just signed up for . . . 

- Minority hiring at the management level in the MLB is the worst in all of pro-sports and Mahomes could be pressured to help fix it given his recent foray into social justice politics.

- Nobody cares about baseball . . . Recent polling revealed a mere 24% of baseball fans are under 35 - "Baseball Fans Are Too Old, Too White and Too Few"

- The MLB coronavirus outbreaks are already underway and baseball could be tarnished by public health FAIL.

Far be it from a basement blogger to tell a future billionaire what to do with money . . . BUT, we've seen this scenario play out before . . . Fame and wealth often entrap star athletes and ruin their focus on the game.

Moreover . . .

MAHOMES AND HIS MONEY JOINING THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS ISN'T NEWS, IT'S PROPAGANDA!!!

Notice that all of today's headlines ignore the team's abysmal record over the past few years and their quick journey from a championship organization to one of the league's worst franchises.

Still, this is happy news, which means it's not news at all.

Links:

ESPN: Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes now part owner of Royals

CNBC: Patrick Mahomes grows business empire with ownership stake in Kansas City Royals

KMBC: Patrick Mahomes joins Kansas City Royals ownership group

Developing . . .

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

People still play baseball?

I've got one of the video games but it takes too long and it's boring.

Rgr said...

^^^

Lulz.

You suck at life. This post makes me laugh only because it's depressing.

Think about it.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't surprise me as MLB is a supporter of the Marxist BLM, Mahomes seems to tacitly align himself with this organization

Charlie Horse said...

Pat, don't you dare bend your knee unless your in a huddle.

Anonymous said...

Patty-cakes is rich.
Hope he has a sound financial adviser.
He should be investing in gold and munition stocks. Both will be in heavy demand in the not too distant future.
Not baseball.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ +100

Bandit Darville said...

LB doomed themselves to the apathy they suffered after the strike in the 90s after pulling the blm crap. Mahomes pissed his money away.

Super Dave said...

I'm sure the Mahomie is to the point he has to start investing some of his money to avoid paying out a lot in taxes.

And you know the Royals have to be hurting for money coming in so I'm sure they let him in for a very minimal percentage at a very high price to give them a little cash flow to work with.

Anonymous said...

Who cares what machomes does ?

Macho Libre said...

^^^

Agree.

I don't but it turns out about 10 million fans all over the country do. At least that's what those endorsements are all about.

Anonymous said...

look, it's a nice gesture and he has some money left.

Anonymous said...

^^^
Great. just what we need more gestures!

The roayls are a business and this is just hype! It's not a civic donation, he wants to make money from a crap team that only got lucky once.

Anonymous said...

what about '85?

--ok boomer

Anonymous said...

....so, that means just wait until 2045?

Anonymous said...

618, it would be impossible to explain briefly, but gestures and tokens of solidarity do mean something, depending on one's life philosophy or religion.

so, a gesture of solidarity with kansas city is, in fact, something nice.

ps i'm mad at the royals, too, but i'll be back.

Anonymous said...

Mahomes is also part owner in a private luxury jet company.

Anonymous said...


Worse thing anyone could do is include this idiot commie in anything. He supports BLM and that means he supports Susan Rosenberg. That makes him an Anti American communist supporter even as far as helping with the bombing of US cities just like Rosenberg. Would be nice to see this guy caught in the act and put into prison.

Anonymous said...

Politics and the virus are killing pro sports. The second that black national anthem starts up will be the last second the NFL will be watched at my house.

Anonymous said...

Most Royals fans would be grateful for mediocrity, other than 2014 and 2015. The Royals are the worst organization in baseball. The GM Dayton Moore is a Jesus freak.

Anonymous said...

MLB

BLM

Beto O'Pork said...

^^^

Okay, I don't agree but that's very clever and it made me laugh!

Anonymous said...

Rich black privilege.

Jo Daddy said...


You.

Saying Patrick Mahomes' idea of buying into the Chiefs is a bad idea.

That's rich.


You have some real chutzpah.

What isn't hilarious is pitiful.

Anonymous said...

Just imagine how much Money Mahomes could have accomplished in life if he had not been born with the disadvantage of being half-black.

Anonymous said...

What would Oprah do ? Close another business venture. Winning at the Casino doesn't include throwing it all back. LOL

Anonymous said...

Probably not the best team to invest in but hey they need the money. This is a tax write off and good PR for Mahomes and nothing else. The Royals are a horrible investment, especially now.