Friday, June 19, 2020

KANSAS CITY STAR NEWSFLASH: ANGRY DUDE KNOCKED ON COURTHOUSE DOOR!!!



Here's the newspaper attempting to take control of the narrative in the fight betwixt the Prosecutor vs. The Po-Po . . .

And again, whilst the scintillating deets of a door knock might be newsworthy . . . It's doubtful that there's value to this story for paying subscribers.

Here's our fair use quote and link for purposes of education, discourse and parody . . .

Man upset about KCPD officer’s indictment tries to break door at prosecutor’s office

Deets:

"Jackson County Prosecutor Jean Peters Baker closed her offices at the downtown courthouse Friday morning after a man, who said he was upset that a grand jury indicted a Kansas City police detective, showed up screaming and yelling and tried to break into an office door.

"No one was harmed and Jackson County sheriff’s deputies removed the man from the courthouse, said Michael Mansur, a spokesman for Baker. The man was not arrested."

Behind the paywall we notice there's no mention that EVERYBODY has to pass through a metal detector in order to get inside the courthouse. So, he was cleared by security at some point.

He was also armed only with a mobile phone.

No word of any damage to the door despite the so-called "break-in" attempt.

There's quick mention of the weird dude claiming that he would be "coming back with 100 veterans" but no word if one of many loudmouths inside the loop was a veteran.

All things considered, this kerfuffle is one of many oddities near 12th & Oak - Scary but not the scariest we've heard of by far . . .

Developing . . .

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised the guy found a working elevator.

Anonymous said...

^^^ +100

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a typical TKC CHUD.

Hyperblogal said...

He was let go...... that sure sounds familiar.

Anonymous said...

dud he bite a dog?

news is when a man bites a dog.

Anonymous said...

This is the tip of the iceberg, everybody is pissed about this.

Anonymous said...

Definitely the tip of the iceberg once the racist mouthbreathers eating all the media bullshit realize their day of reckoning is near. We're not quite there yet. Still developing...

Anonymous said...

^^^^ The only thing you're developing is hemorrhoids by sitting on your ass too much.

You really want to make a difference? Go vote.

The tough talk on the Internet is pointless.

Anonymous said...

4:23 is still fuming over being stuck in a locker for most of his freshman high school year. He'll show those bullies who's tough! Where's the keyboard???

Anonymous said...

Maybe the deputies shouldn't have removed him.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...how different are statements 4:18 & 4:23, really? All I see is a string of keyboard badass wannabes trying to outdo each other following those comments.

Anonymous said...

^^^^they're same person who spews shit in here all day long

Anonymous said...

Yep. Obviously one dude, multiple personalities, sitting in the basement having convos with himself.

Anonymous said...

CHUD = person with a 401K

Boomer = person with a 401K and a pension.

For black people, a 401K is what white people get when they are employed. Their employers match any money the employees save. A pension is just free money white people would get from many employers if you are about 50 years old or older. In both cases, it's just free money. Yes, white people get free money from their employers.