Kansas City Closes Streets For Westport Social Distancing Street Cafes Debut

A desperate biz gambit which hopes that customers can overcome their fear of a pandemic an sweat out in the street for sammiches. Here's the premise:

Westport to close sidewalks and streets to transform into giant street cafe on weekends

Kansas City, Missouri's Westport district is transforming into a giant street cafe on weekends as a way to help businesses expand their capacity while remaining safe."Kansas City's original entertainment district is thrilled to announce the addition of sidewalk and street cafes every Friday through Sunday beginning Friday, June 12," officials said in a release.

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  1. good idea in principle.

    the implementation likely will be problematic.

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  2. What will be the curfew?

    After midnight, or even eleven, all bets are off on maintaining order.

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  3. They should embrace the zeitgeist and have free cocktails for post-protest patrons.

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  4. westport doesn't have enough regular stores to become an autonomous zone.

    where in kansas city does?

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  5. Back in the day; you had to strap on three condoms prior to visiting Westport. A lot of fatties and skanks down there.

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  6. Kelly's Old Style beer in paper cups and the aroma of stale farts was the height of white privilege.

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  7. there's a shortage of vegan food in the autonomous zone.

    so, planners, please take note in selecting an autonomous zone site.

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  8. Westport would be good for creative a festive atmosphere as an autonomous zone.

    Moreover, the boundaries could include Sunfresh.

    So, keep Westport on the list.

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  9. too bad about burning man being canceled this summer.

    they might have acted prematurely.

    there could be social distancing and ppe such as condoms required.

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  10. Bet it turns into an AUTONYMOUS ZONE like in Seattle.

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  11. Bill Nigro got a fluffer and a reach around!

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  12. Was Nigro getting a weather forecast from Gary Lezak ?

    Food for thought !

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  13. Nothing there after 11:0 but Negroes and Nigros!

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  14. WAZ = Westport Autonomous Zone

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