Monday, June 29, 2020

Haunted Sauer Castle Hits Auction Block

Quick peek at the ghastly state of the local real estate game . . .

Want to own a castle? This one in KCK is up for auction

Sauer Castle in Kansas City, Kansas, is up for auction after years of sitting vacant. The supposedly-haunted home is located at 935 Shawnee Rd.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

years of sitting vacant. decaaaaades.
Had to rot more before auction.

Byron Funkhouser said...

"Haunted"?

Jesus ben Joseph, Americans have a lot of pagan beliefs.

There are NO fucking ghosts.

Anonymous said...

Yes there are no ghosts. If you ever see "one" and it somehow convinces you it is someone you used to know (a relative, friend etc) please be aware it is NOT that person at all! People do not die and come back to wander around the earth. They can't. But there are demons, (fallen angels) that do live forever, have been cast down to earth as a punishment, and have watched people for years, and will imitate those dead people. They never sleep, eat, but constantly watch everything. Thats all they can do. They know all your secrets, where anything valueable is hidden, can remember seeing famous people like Napolean alive and remember what exactly he said. They love to confuse and cause trouble by imitating people who have died that you knew. Why? Because they hate people. People are made in the image of God, and they hate God and you remind them of God. Plus God offers people forgiveness and a chance to go to heaven. Which is where the demons used to live, but they get no offer of forgiveness and can never go back. So they are angry that people get an offer they don't.They are here to cause problems until the end of their days, when they are sent to hell. And they know they are going there, and it really pissed them off. So remember - no ghosts, just imitators. And they hate you so much. Dont be tricked.

Anonymous said...

I would be far less frightened running into a ghost than running into Byron. Especially if I were a sheep.

Anonymous said...

Well hundreds of people have posted for decades that it must be saved. Will anyone step forward and buy it? The owner is doing what was requested, to step aside. Will it sell or be torn down?

Anonymous said...

12:53 has told you the truth. Now you have no excuse.

Anonymous said...

"There are NO fucking ghosts."

But there are plenty of other spooks. Am I right?

Spooktopia said...

Good comeback 3:01 lol

Anonymous said...

Calling that place a castle is torturing the meaning of the word 'castle'

Anonymous said...

It’s a shame y’all don’t believe in ghosts. Because they’re definitely real. People just refuse to look beyond what they see and know

Anonymous said...

Read about the "witch of endor". She was a women who made a living charging people to "get them in contact with their deceased loved ones". She made a living for years doing this. She knew that in reality she was calling up demons that impersonated the loved ones in every way. That she was NOT calling up the real loved ones, as they were dead and could not return to earth. However when someone paid her to call up "Samuel", who was dead, and God allowed it, and he returned, she freaked out and went wild. As she knew it wasnt a demon acting as if he were Samuel. This is the only recorded time a dead person has returned to earth. Samuel told the person trying to contact him that his unorthodox request would cost him his life. That he was going to die for what he had done, and he did die in the same manner as Samuel predicted. But thats the only case of a ghost. Unless you want to call God a liar (not advisable).

Anonymous said...

Now Byron is a Ghost expert on a House he has never seen. Keep typing Exlax.

Matt M said...

Who the fuck is this religious psycho 4:15?! Jesus christ.

Unknown said...

If I could possibly get someone else to help me out with financing this amazing home I can definitely furnish it and run a home tour !