Wednesday, June 17, 2020

AUNT JEMIMA & UNCLE BEN CANCELLED!!!

Breakfast just got slightly less racist and/or pundits from across the political spectrum earn a talking point for the news cycle.

Read more:

The Aunt Jemima brand, acknowledging its racist past, will be retired

Quaker Oats is retiring the more than 130-year-old Aunt Jemima brand and logo, acknowledging its origins are based on a racial stereotype.


Moreover . . .

Uncle Ben's considering new 'visual identity' for products amid Aunt Jemima rebranding

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHO GIVES A SHIT I DIDNT EAT THAT SPOOK BUTTER AND I DONT DRINK PEPSI SO FUCK THEM

Anonymous said...


This just pushes black people to the back of the bus again and they don't even know they are doing it. Funny. Next they will be saying it's racist because they don't have any food in black only white. Black people bite the hand that feeds them. This is hysterical.

Anonymous said...

^^^^true Dat

Anonymous said...

But how about that RuPaul waffle mix?
Once the ideological purity brigade takes off, there's nothing stopping it.
Who can be the purest of all?
Silliness reigns!

Anonymous said...

the planter's nut mascot looks a bit like an aristocratic slaveholder ... just sayin' and the name "planter's"

and what about Dig 'Em? he's a pretty cracked out frog, he's next to go for insensitivity.

Anonymous said...

Nancy Green was born into slavery but became a successful entrepreneur, cook, and spokeswoman dying as one of America’s first black millionaires. Now, cancel culture is erasing her inspiring story from our history because they irrationally believe her image is insulting to blacks. Everything is narrative, facts and the truth do not matter to these heathens.

Byron Funkhouser said...

I'm so old, I've actually been in two Minstrels. White men in "blackface" as Endmen & one as Mr. Interlocutor. I was not in blackface - I sang, but my mother was in blackface as "Aunt Jemima" in the adult Minstrel. My mother was the best singer in town, with a strong clear voice.

That was the last Minstrel the town held. It was around 1970. Before you judge too harshly, we were a river town, & we literally had zero blacks. I saw my first African Americans, in the flesh, when I went to a summer basketball camp in Charlottesville in 1970.

Black Lives Are A Joke said...

Blacks cant swim, so naturally a river town will have zero Blacks. One way or another. Water is racist !

Anonymous said...

The way Latinxers pronounce "Jello" is racist., Ban Jello!

Anonymous said...

Maybe Oprah should come up with her own brand of "O Syrup!"

Anonymous said...

There is no diversity in toilet paper colors.

White Charmin toilet paper infers no one wants a black ass in their bathroom.

Great Value toilet paper infers ass wipers prefer an itchy ass.

Anonymous said...

Crackers are offensive to rednecks.

Anonymous said...

They need to take "homo" out of homogenized milk.

Very offensive to the LGBLT folks.

Charlie Horse said...

When the SJWs come for Uncle Ben, hope they start using Shaun King, white dude AKA Talcum X.

Anonymous said...

Jeez, next thing you know we won't be able to say "nigger in the woodpile."

Anonymous said...

Love the PEPSI comment, Like 99 .999 % of the population gets that one. Let me have a Kool cig and some Colt 45.

Anonymous said...

Blacks don't use toilet paper, 5:42. Go get a whiff of one and it'll be obvious.

Anonymous said...

Virtue signaling at its best.

Anonymous said...

Cancel Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

Rice Kripies so white...

Anonymous said...

Kellogg's Fruit Loops are offensive to Gays.

Anonymous said...

Why does Jimmy Dean say there is nothing better than sausage in the morning.

I thought he was dead.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Quentin Lucas says there is nothing better than a sausage in the morning as well; weird.

Anonymous said...

News flash: Buckwheat is becoming a Muslim. His new name will be Karrema Wheat.