Saturday, May 16, 2020

SHOW-ME THE MOST CREATIVE STONER SUSPECT IN MISSOURI!!!




Faking a story to the po-po is a serious offense but this guy's allegedly inventive dedication to his stash is hard not to admire.

Here's the story:

KCTV5: Man reports made up abduction to distract trooper from 130 pounds of weed in trunk

Deets:

SALINE COUNTY, MO (KCTV) -- One of two men transporting a significant amount of marijuana thought it would be a good idea to report a fictitious abduction in an attempt to district the trooper who pulled them over.

According to Missouri State Highway Patrol Troop F, two men in a silver car were stopped for a traffic violation on I-70 on Friday afternoon.

At some point during the stop, the passenger called in a fake kidnapping to try and distract the trooper from finding the 130 pounds of marijuana that was in trunk.

Developing . . .

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

They will fit right in, in Saline County. In fact, those two inbred hillbillies will increase the average iQ in Saline County to at least 65.

Anonymous said...

Inbred friends of Byron.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^

You got that right saline county is mostly democrats so you're spot on with that.

Anonymous said...

Lol your prob a trumptard, you lot are the king of stupidity.

Anonymous said...

I think they done did that in Breaking Bad, the meth movie didnt they?