Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Show-Me Coronavirus Hotspot Travel Warning After EPIC Missouri Pool Party

This Summer is for super spreaders (and avoiding them) according to this cautious word from authorities . . . Checkit:

Missouri's Lake of the Ozarks packed, prompting coronavirus travel advisory

The St. Louis county executive has issued a coronavirus travel advisory in response to viral images of crowds crammed into pools at the Lake of the Ozarks over the Memorial Day weekend, according to reports. "This reckless behavior endangers countless people and risks setting us back substantially from the progress we have made in slowing the spread of COVID-19," County Executive Sam Page said Monday.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

The whores and sluts at Lake of the Ozarks have more STDs than the fat tattooed bar sluts in Westport.

Anonymous said...

Look at them patriots. Isn't it great to pretend to be free, especially when they are not?

Anonymous said...

Gathering of the neanderthals.

Anonymous said...

The Lake is where people move to - to avoid TKC fucking shit head internet trolls who stalk, harass and make death threats toward people they don’t like, which is everyone else in this world who is not them.

Anonymous said...

^^Thanks, Mommy, for leading us on the right path.
Mommy knows best.

Anonymous said...

How about a herpes warning for the girls there like Lisa and RTC friends....

Anonymous said...

Look at those ocean yachts just ready to cut through all the feces-laden sludge that the clods call "the lake.'

Anonymous said...

There ought to be a travel advisory to avoid St. Louis and surrounding counties. That is the only Corona Virus hotspot in Missouri. A person would be a fool to travel to that fetid swamp of disease and crime. Avoid it if at all possible.

Anonymous said...

"The whores and sluts at Lake of the Ozarks have more STDs than the fat tattooed bar sluts in Westport."

And yet you still can't get laid. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Where else can you contract Aids, Herpes, & Coronavirus in one weekend

gotta love Lake of the Ozarks

Anonymous said...

“ Where else can you contract Aids, Herpes, & Coronavirus in one weekend?”

New York? Los Angeles? Miami? Just name any Democrat run shit hole and that will be your answer.

Anonymous said...

^^^^Always a treat to hear from an incel.

Anonymous said...

^^^ or the current chud troll

Anonymous said...

^^Nah, you're the CHUD. CHUD.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to spam this link on a couple of the COVID supperbogeymandeath posts:

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid19/index.htm

For any prog brave enough to click on it, this is an aggregation of death counts provided by the CDC. Make no mistake, the CDC is invested in scaring people with the bogeyman, but this is the start of the stats I've been talking about from the get go. Scroll down to the first table, for the scary Covid deaths (~75k), then look two columns left "Percent of Expected Deaths". That is what "should" the deaths be at this point in the year based on a trendline from previous years. It's 98%. That means, for you progs unable or unwilling to think for yourselves, our National death total is 98% what it should be even accounting for the Covid tally of ~75k.

I know, I know, your masters spoon feed you talking points, and no one clicks links for fear of potentially reading conflicting information from those spoon fed talking points. amiright?

Anonymous said...

Instead of arguing about what we should or shouldn't do now, we should be focusing on how we prevent something like this happening in the future.

Face it, were fucked - medically, economically and socially for some time to come. How do we stop the next viral threat from overseas for fucking us over again?

Anonymous said...

We are not fucked medically, and never were. Economically, most certainly. Socially? It definitely exposed the progressive fascists for what they are; the neo-brownshirts of the new Democrat Party. What do we do in the future? React to conditions without the overreaching gov power grab? Our med system, for all the money grubbing problems, is the best in the world.

Anonymous said...

Look at all those Mizzurah folk. Just imagine the stench.

Anonymous said...

Whooaahhh...check out the armchair epidemiologist over there at 11:58.

Goddamn aren't we lucky to have such wisdom around these parts.

Folks with advanced degrees in science or medicine are always using terms like "your masters" that don't at all sound like they were cut and pasted from Infowars or some other hub of goober intellect.

Anonymous said...

Ha! 11:58AM just got knocked the fuck outy!!! Brutal! That's what the CHUD gets for posting links. Nobody reads them!!!!

Anonymous said...

what if foreign countries or WHO put out a travel advisory about the Ozarks?

Birx almost did.

missoura is really going to get itself on the map bigtime.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, yeah, we get it 11:58. Your overlord Trump says to open up the economy and all is well. Who's the one who doesn't think for themselves?

There's a nice chart floating around that showed how things went during the Spanish Flu when the first wave hit and the country decided to open things up. I suggest you take a look. What's that phrase about those who don't learn from history?

Anonymous said...

Netflix is so brilliant that they'll wrap this into their show for sure next season.

Anonymous said...

Anybody else lived elsewhere and getting calls from friends, especially self-styled intellectuals?

It's almost fun.

At least they know that we don't live on an Indian reservation, although this branding isn't one of our choice.

Anonymous said...

Trump should move convention to the Ozarks!

Anonymous said...

The Tiger King producer should consider the Ozarks for a cinema verite documentary.

USA would eat this up.

Anonymous said...

“what if foreign countries or WHO put out a travel advisory about the Ozarks?”

They already put it on the whole country. They saw the video of the spring break idiots and got their news about the virus almost entirely from New York so they think that is enough to make a judgment and Americans cannot travel hardly anywhere. Even if they are allowed they will be required to undergo a 14 day quarantine in whatever nation they travel to.

Anonymous said...

Remember the Spring Breakers that flaunted the Fauci-Brix rules? No? That's because they are all dead. There was an 80% infection rate in the kids in that news piece. They developed complicating symptoms (12 of them the day after the piece aired), which rapidly progressed resulting in intubation and death. RIP Brady Sluder 03-24-20.

Anonymous said...

^No, I never heard that story about "Spring Breakers" all being killed by the Wuhan Flu?

Thank you for breaking the story because this is news to like ... everyone.

Anonymous said...

1:59

What fantasy book did you read that from?
If not from a book, then get some better weed.

Flamethrower Jake said...

Nothing but White people in the photo. So beautiful. Do you think anyone was shot or stabbed ? Did a mass brawl erupt with an army of police showing up and the pool being closed ? This is what a healthy community looks like. This is what Western Civilization once looked like. So beautiful.

Retro ROCKER said...

Enjoy the Show. There will be more people murdered in St Louis than a person that catches a cold,at the Lake of the Ozarks. Please keep track over the next six months .The St.Louis control freaks. And Kansas

Anonymous said...

If every person at that pool party contracts Corona Virus, the odds are that only a small percentage will have symptoms and none will die. Why am I not terrified?