Monday, May 25, 2020

SHOCK!!! SUMMER SEASON TICKET CORONAVIRUS REFUNDS THREATEN TO BANKRUPT KANSAS CITY VENUES!!!



MSM claim coronavirus has killed nearly 100K people in this country and it's clear that Americans have grown too weary to effectively practice preventative measures any longer.

Still . . . Local government has control of entertainment venues and large gatherings remain discouraged throughout the foreseeable future.

Accordingly . . .

MANY KANSAS CITY EVENT SPACES CAN'T SUFFER THE LOSSES OF HALF EMPTY CROWDS DUE TO SOCIAL DISTANCING RULES!!! EVEN WORSE: REFUNDING AN ENTIRE SUMMER OF CONCERTS AND SHOWS WILL BANKRUPT VENUES!!!

Brief aside . . .

Kansas City theater-goers know that Starlight has a longstanding bat problem . . . Similarly, a Chinese scientist nicknamed "the batwoman" warns that COVID-19 is just the tip of the iceberg and similar infections crossing over from animal to human are imminent without further research.

But I digress . . .

Dozens of KC concerts have already been canceled this Summer and the post-memorial day plethora of local events seems to be in a holding pattern with one party after the next slowly announcing shut down.

There are too many examples to bother naming but many Gen-Xers recently lamented Barenaked Ladies announcement that they have been forced to postpone their 2020 Last Summer On Earth tour of North America until 2021.

The point here is that coronavirus has created a NO-WIN situation for local concert & theater venues and without more financial assistance, many of these places will never open again.

Developing . . .

55 comments:

Anonymous said...

The starlight bats are a Summer tradition. I guess now they're more ominous. Always worried somebody was going to catch rabies there one day. They tried to clean them out a few years ago and it helped but that's just nature. for late night events in a heavily wooded area.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ It could be worse, at least they're not eating them.

Mg said...

^^^ AGREED.

Starlight will probably get some federal assistance. it's the smaller places that a really screwed.

Anonymous said...

make the shows all nude. The crowds will pay higher prices. Everybody is happy!

Anonymous said...

Actually the death total is closer to 90,000 than 100,000 but don't let the truth get in the way of your bullshit! Should be more concerned about having more homicides in KC than Covid deaths.

Anonymous said...

The blog linked the source and said it was a claim. Whereas you're not offering anything but garbage.

Yes, we know homicides area problem but I really doubt you have any good ideas there either.

Anonymous said...

Do they serve bat at Starlight?

YUM!

Anonymous said...

The City shouldn't have put all its eggs in one basket. Entertaining people makes money but only under certain circumstances. I say the City is getting what it deserves. Catering to big business and entertainment carries big risks. Their chickens are coming home to roost.

Anonymous said...

Dude at 10:14 has thoroughly studied coroner reports across this great nation and found that things are actually closer to 90K.

What a fucking relief to have such an expert weighing in right here on TKC!

This country has a plague alright, a plague of dipshit goober CHUD know-it-alls.

Anonymous said...

MSM "claims?" What do you have to refute it?

First your ignorant fearmongering "civil unrest" missive based on zero, and now this? You sick or something? You're completely off your rocker.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure those DUMMYRATS at Johns Hopkins are just getting extra Obama money for every Coronavirus death they report! And the 5G Bill Gates microchip vaccine, am I right, you psychotic gullible crackpots?

Anonymous said...

Oh, I get it. Infowars told you so.

Speaking of sheeple.

Anonymous said...

Believing in QAnon or the "New Enquirer" makes these CHUDS feel something they've never once felt in their lives - like a smart guy.




Anonymous said...

MORE GLOBALIZATION PLEASE DEMOCRATS ITS WORKING SO GOOD MAYBE THE NEXT VIRUS CAN KILL US ALL GO GLOBALIZATION AND GO OPEN BOARDERS

Anonymous said...

119 OPEN BOADERS AND GLOBALIZATION ARE WORKING GREAT

Anonymous said...

I WILL SHOVE THAT CHIP UP BILL GATES ASS

Anonymous said...

All these lib elitists can suck my dick

Anonymous said...

"Boarders"

Judas Fucking Priest you are a moron.

Anonymous said...

But I digress . . .


Everyone digress

digress

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Anonymous said...

548 less worry about spelling and more about why you liberals are ruining your cities states and country

Anonymous said...

548 Biden’s a great speller and a rapist and fraudulent

Anonymous said...

Civil war is coming and you white democrats in every liberal city in this country are going to be swallowed up by your own problem

Anonymous said...

1.8 million guns sold in April alone

Grip Madlock said...

Yea right,you will be the first in line if they offer to pay you $20 and a free lunch,Caps lock tough guy!

Anonymous said...

Oh no! Civil war!! Bats at Starlight! Bankrupt venues! Broke city! Oh the horror of it all!! Alas, none of these things matter in the least. Just mindless drivel to fire up the CHUD set.

Anonymous said...

Now if the gun buyers can just remember which end the bullets come out of, things will improve.

Seriously, there are going to be some great buys on used cheap-assed M-16 "Mouse Gun" clones this fall when all the tinfoil hat Rambos need cash for more HCQ and toilet paper.

This is especially true now that the Army is finally dumping that wimpy .223 and switching to the .280 caliber that the UK tried to get NATO to adopt in 1952.

Anonymous said...

Da Cibil wars a comin' Cum on & join up! we gunna git dem liburals fer sure! We gunna burn down da gubmint! Cibil war! Cibil war!

Anonymous said...

.280 cal? Boy howdy! I’ll get two of them when they come out! I’ve been looking for an excuse to upgrade my arsenal!

A person can nevar be too prepared!

“Legal gun owners have over 200 million guns and 12 trillion rounds of ammo.

Seriously people.... if we were a problem you’d know it.”

Anonymous said...

^^maybe you should get laid once in awhile? Guns lose their appeal once you get pussy for the first time.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Guns girls and god you effing libtard

Anonymous said...

8:36 the difference between a gun and a woman is a gun is always your best friend, nevar gets mad at you, it does what you tell it to do every single time, cheap to maintain. a woman not so much, their “Pussy” is a weapon all on its own, they use it to hurt you, they are very expensive to maintain and then all they do is bitch and complain!

Anonymous said...

^^says the virgin Incel. You are the living embodiment of short-dick syndrome.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Says the shrivel dick'd porn hub addict.

Anonymous said...

^^^ not what my girlfriends say! Hahahahaha!

And yes, I’m a lucky man, I have two girlfriends that love me and my guns to death!

Anonymous said...

9:45 meant for the shrivel dick’d porn hub addict at 9:35!

Anonymous said...

Save ya money don't go to the show.

Anonymous said...

Just croak already, Deplorable MAGATS. Sheesh. Your incessant whining is rivaled only by Dear Leader. The world has never seen such a needy bitch ... but you CHUDS are making a run for it.

Anonymous said...

^^^ nothing but god hating, gun fearing, Chinese red death lunatics, queer boy loving fags go to the theater so....

Anonymous said...

What’s a chud?

Anonymous said...

^^^^ look in the mirror

Anonymous said...

^^^ is a chud a Despicable dimwit?

Anonymous said...

A chud is rapey joe biden

Anonymous said...

^^No, it's you. CHUD.

Anonymous said...

A chud is anyone who defends and will vote for rapey joe biden

Anonymous said...

“Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers”

Perfect! That explains creepy golden leg hairs joe biden and his despicable dimwit followers, they all are in their basements! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

^^^ I heard they eat bats too!

Anonymous said...

@10:05AM-Your wife's dead and you spend every minute of your worthless life here. Hahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

I don’t have a wife I have god, guns and girlfriends! They love me because I’m a real man unlike you you. You’re welcome chud! Hahahahaha!

10:05 epic takedown by the way!

Anonymous said...

I'm going to spam this link on a couple of the COVID supperbogeymandeath posts:

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid19/index.htm

For any prog brave enough to click on it, this is an aggregation of death counts provided by the CDC. Make no mistake, the CDC is invested in scaring people with the bogeyman, but this is the start of the stats I've been talking about from the get go. Scroll down to the first table, for the scary Covid deaths (~75k), then look two columns left "Percent of Expected Deaths". That is what "should" the deaths be at this point in the year based on a trendline from previous years. It's 98%. That means, for you progs unable or unwilling to think for yourselves, our National death total is 98% what it should be even accounting for the Covid tally of ~75k.

I know, I know, your masters spoon feed you talking points, and no one clicks links for fear of potentially reading conflicting information from those spoon fed talking points. amiright?

Anonymous said...

^^and yet you still seem to be here, ALL day, as mentioned, begging for an anonomous stranger on a blog for dying geriatrics to acknowlege you. Weird.

Anonymous said...

12:01 you’re on here everyday so....

Anonymous said...

@12:01, nope, just trying to help the feeble minded. Statistics are a thing I use in my everyday life, to me its common sense. To all on the left, especially deep progs, its incomprehensible. The thing with the mental disorder known as liberalism, the cure is opening your eyes to the world around you. Look at facts, figures, actions and reactions. As soon as you recognize and understand what used to be called common sense, you're cured and will never vote progressive again.

Anonymous said...

^^You're boring and you don't have anything of interest to say.

Anonymous said...

Common sense has nothing to do with you and other covidiots always twisting the truth, or even just out and out lying 12:24.

Anonymous said...

why so much vituperation?