Monday, May 04, 2020

Sharing Kansas City Lady College Student Self-Love Amid COVID-19 Lockdown

Totally thought this was going to be more interesting with a lot more photos. Sadly, this is just one more post-feminist screed about a white lady and the myriad of issues she's confronting that mostly exist in her mind and because of a longstanding feud with her mother and every other lady she has ever known . . . Enjoy:

Self-Love in the Midst of COVID-19

There's no way to sugarcoat it: self isolation is boring and lonely. I will savor the moment when I can finally return to a coffee shop, order some variety of a cinnamon latte and soak up the feeling of being around other people.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Women somehow manage to make everything all about themselves eventually.

Harold Eugene Johnson said...

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Anonymous said...

Me, me, me. Blah, blah, blah.

Anonymous said...

No one liked you before Corona and no one will like you after.
Stay isolated.

Anonymous said...

Karen needs a haircut.

Anonymous said...

Self-Love in the Midst of COVID-19
or
How a Virus Turned Me Celibate!

Journalism major graduating in 2020? Cinnamon latte in a coffeeshop booth? Unreciprocated sexual desires lost in the pursuit of pleasing another? Oh Reese, I see myself in you.

Your best line? "..realize that I’m the only person that needs to accept me."

Be independent. Financially and emotionally.
Set clear boundaries. Keep the workplace about work.
Pursue your highest self. Someone is going to pursue that scholarship for a Masters or PhD in Creative Writing/Investigative Journalism, why not you?
Be picky when it comes to potential partners. Very few young men are capable of committing and contributing equally to a relationship. Don't be a recluse, but wait for the one that speaks to your heart.

Congratulations on your graduation!

Anonymous said...

Also get good at giving head.

Anonymous said...

Stop thinking of yourself for once in your entitled, narcissistic, observant, self-obsessed life. Go volunteer. Go learn about life outside cinnamon rolls, your laptop, and the wistful prospect of oral sex. For God's sake try to be interesting at least.

Anonymous said...

Unobservant